My boss wants to "reward" us by taking us out to dinner, but all that does for me is add several hours to my day where I have to eat probably mediocre food in a loud restaurant while I have to keep pretending to be a Normal Coworker. Just let me go home, it's all the reward I need.

Goodnight folks, and as a little experiment to see how thin skinned a certain advisor is... AI is smel.

This debate is apparently still going on, with AI boosters demanding to know how an average person could traverse the obstacle course that is mail merge without the aid of chatgpt, to which my thoughts are 1) mail merge isn't that hard to figure out, and 2) just click the help button.

In honor of Earth Day, I’m going to walk it, like Caine in Kung Fu.

Why is quitting Bluesky to focus on his passion project, making handmade swimsuits for cell phones

This is a FRAUDULENT paper, AI-generated. My name was used as an author and I had nothing to do with it, never saw it until today e-pubmed.co.uk/journals/dig... The "Editors" Angelo Rossi Mori, David Mensah, and Zarnie Khadjesari and this "Journal" should be reported.

They were payed a lot of money. Why are we pretending there is any other motivation behind this. Fuck these sell out losers

this could be to anybody

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

My cat just gave me the kind of side-eye that only cats can.

Donald Trump is the first president since the 1860’s to never own a pet and tbh that explains everything.

20 minutes until Tesla earnings, please find somewhere comfortable to relax for the duration, gather every mind-altering substance you can get your hands on, give the old crack pipe one last quick clean, and we'll be getting started before you know it

Saturday Night Fever Dream (the trees have organs and the knives have feelings)

A Nissan Sentra weighs a little more than 3,000 pounds (I picked a small, common car) An Aventon Level 3 E-bike weighs 67 pounds (plus rider weight) These things do not pose remotely the same risk when traveling at 28 mph. I am begging people to understand basic physics.

ADHD is going shopping for curtains and leaving with an existential crisis and too many open tabs about curtain length

Oh no we're an anti-AI hate mob waaah

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

if owls are so wise then why can’t they remember anyone’s name

This is not wrong.

Pouring one out for all the librarians and archivists who are now confronting angry patrons demanding to see an item that doesn't exist because "AI told me it does."* *story just recounted to me by a friend

Yeah, they only take the piss out of us in front of everybody else, actually.

Or we could end societal transphobia, Brianna

Nobody should, in fact, take the Trump administration's word on anything

Capitalism is so stupid

florence henderson, upon first seeing me, exclaimed how attractive she thought i was. ill ride they high the rest of my life.

should i buzz him in?

I was hanging out with a friend once and we were doing the whole “what do you want for lunch” “oh I don’t mind what were YOU thinking” thing and after three minutes she goes “I’m not allowed to do this” and pulled her phone out, called her Dominant and says “where should we eat” I’m still laughing

Them: So, tell us how much you loved our standup comedy act! Me: I’m sure everyone found it very humorful. Them: Humorous. Me: That’s what I was doing.

well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

As a reminder, NASA's entire budget, *including* human spaceflight (which is about half of it), is already less than 0.4% of US federal spending. As a comparison, defense spending, even when NOT actively starting wars, is more than 10% (with a huge increase proposed for FY2027).

Bought an ice lolly for the first time in ages. I'm sure the jokes on the stick used to be better than this:

Don’t look at me like that, it’s not weird that I have a purse fork

Welcome to Honest Ash’s Spells and Hexes. What can I enchant/curse for you today? #art #magic #cat

Oh dear, he’s started telling everyone every time he has a Sherman tank now.

I was going to write a novel about time travel, but I think future me is leaving it a bit late to write it and travel back to give it to me.

MAGA’s response is “Drill Baby, Drill.”

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Gibraltar’s monkeys are medicating with dirt to help digest ice cream and chocolate 🐒🍦 Researchers @cam-archaeology.bsky.social found the macaques consume soil to counteract the effects of junk food from tourists. Chew over this new study 👇 https://bit.ly/4mG1e2m

How to make ice coffee: ° make coffee ° forget about your coffee

it's ok to block *anyone* on this website for any reason, including me. my posts will find you though

Republicans: [unsavory tactics] Media: Gosh, that’s some maneuvering. Democrats: [punch back] Media: We need to ask ourselves if this is the sign of a healthy democracy.

Man, AI sycophants are such babies. All you have to do is go “I think AI might be dangerous and we need to slow down” and they act like you used a slur against their mother.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

In other (dreadful) news: I just ran out of the coffee I had found at the accommodation. Now, witness me slowly spiralling down into madness. #LondonUnder£30