after careful consideration jem and the holograms regret to inform their fans they are withdrawing from America 250

For anyone whose dream it is to live in a concert hall built after 2015

DEVELOPING: Rob Lowe’s band from St. Elmo’s Fire has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

TIL a bunch of ex-Gawker folks sold a series based on their stories to Apple and Tim Cook personally quashed it when he heard about it www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

The galaxy brain gloss on this, which would instantly solve the problem of the Senate being the most unrepresentative upper chamber in the democratic world, is that every single one of 🇺🇸's 100 largest MSAs - all of which have at least as many people as Wyoming - should be independent city states.

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

Do I have to have listened to Mambos No. 1-4 to understand Mambo No. 5?

i assume shakira just has a pile of spare bangers for when FIFA or the creators of zootopia come calling

Some words take us back immediately. Dallas. Columbine. Sandy Hook. And, Kent State, which happened 56 years ago today. We remember "Four dead in Ohio," but let us also remember their names... Allison B. Krause, 19. William Knox Schroeder, 19. Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20. Jeffrey Glenn Miller, age 20.

Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition in the hospital and may have little time left. The least the Ukrainians can do is honor his wishes and open an investigation into Hunter Biden. by Marc Thiessen

this is how all star wars discourse sounds to me (yes even Andor)

9:30 am: Wake Up w/Moira & Seamus 11:00am: Hurling (sport) 1:30pm: Chef Finn’s Daily Boiled Meat 3:00pm: Hurling (sport) 5:00pm: A Sad Old Man Reads News 5:15pm: Depression Hour 5:30pm: Happy Hour 8:30pm: Hurling (vomit) 10:00pm: The Irish Kama Sutra (adult) It’s all here on the

I’m making an album w my band Letters To Cleo, our first full length in 28 years. Without meaning to, the record has turned out to be a love letter to grief. The end of my marriage, wreckage of addiction, kids growing up and leaving, the death of my father. I’m real proud of us.

It remains pretty incredible how much of the story of 21st century American authoritarianism hinges on millions of people being unable to cope with having had a Black president.

Someone invited me to their dog's birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog's birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!

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If I had a nickel for every pink Miata I saw walking into Road Atlanta today, I’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

i stole swords from my fencing club and i’m gonna sell the stolen goods with my fencing club

BREAKING 🚨: the hang in there cat let go

It’s just so hard to see why it all went so wrong

There will be a lot of anger directed at NOVA from GOP But reminder Glenn Youngkin kept it close enough he could win in 2021 Impact done by DOGE still being felt There hasn’t been a plan on how to win back voters here

Trump Administration sources say that the president gave Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer 30 days to either stop abusing her office or become a man like Pete Hegseth and RFK, Jr. She did neither and was summarily fired.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

I'm so fascinated by how It's A Living would just ditch people between seasons and never mention them again.

you should have to play a divisional opponent once at home, once away, and once at a random venue somewhere in the world drawn out of the hat. jags-titans you're going to the superior dome. cardinals-jets you're going to dakar

The Kool-Aid Man is a creature made of glass and water yet he can break through a brick wall. He is an abomination and we must stop him at all cost.

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster

anyway if the highway wants a not creepy host i'm sitting right here

roman zoomers are like “ima keep it C with yall”

Baths are never as good as you anticipate. You just end up being lukewarm with wrinkly fingers.

Now watch me roll this egg.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

And a lot of people, many in positions of power, did a lot of things to cover it up and silence those women. For years. Just so we’re all clear, for the millionth time, he wasn’t sorry and he didn’t have consent. Anyway. Glad that’s all over and stuff like that never happens anymore. 🤡

Most historians agree that the first rough approximation of an incel organization was "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club."

Honestly it's one of his best albums

On social media I see obviously a lot of people my age post about parenting, and a lot of other people my age post about being blissfully and intentionally child-free. Some even post about their struggles with infertility. I never see posts about being childless because life just didn’t work out.

sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot

none of our trail or process cameras captured the meteor this morning but Nicole did offer this artist rendering.

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NWSL Fan Ready To Start Another Season Of Trying To Figure Out How To Watch Games www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

IMPORTANT: I have a double pass (general admission) to the Melbourne F1 Grand Prix tomorrow, and I would like to gift it to someone, no strings attached. If you’d like to go, please send me a DM. Please repost for visibility

HEARTBREAKING: the war that the United States just started in the Middle East also affected white people.

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General