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Luke O'Neil
about 1 hour ago
It is true that this is a beautiful pluralistic country with everything good you could ever possibly want in the world and also a corrupt stinking hell hole presided over by demons who want us all dead.
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Dr. Thrasher is on post book tour hiatus
about 9 hours ago
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
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gosh
3 days ago
scheming vizier: you know what they say, my lord. The louder the advisor, the higher his ambition. He's after your throne, sire. You must strike, before he strikes you. Screaming vizier: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Hadas Weiss
4 days ago
we received a large number of strong applications
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Dan Clyne
4 days ago
Just a reminder, if there’s a Game 6 it will be held at Jersey Mike’s Arena in nearby Piscataway. MSG is booked with a Bert Kreischer show
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Birdonic
4 days ago
Can you guys all just take a look at this for a second? I promise I'm not going to puff you in your eye
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
4 days ago
oh yeah baby now we’re shuffling
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem
5 days ago
Here I go again on my phone
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Tomorrow’s already the 10th
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Georgia Tomova
6 days ago
The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card
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David_j_roth
7 days ago
A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.
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Garfield and Friends Screens
9 days ago
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Justin Baragona
13 days ago
Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock."
www.status.news/p/scott-pell...
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muscular baby jeb lund
18 days ago
Now John Buford, in particular, was known for the power of his ass. Ol' Iron Ass, his enemies called him. Even so, it was much respected.
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dropkick
18 days ago
uooo ooohhhhh yeowch ououuououou i got pain at the pump! pain at the pump ow! yhow! yeesh! at the pump there's pain. pain at the damn pump, of all places. uuuooooooooo pain as the pump there's too many prices at the pump uuuuuuhhhhghghouhhhgh painy pumpis
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No Sunk Costs
19 days ago
Ok this is a truly great tweet
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brad (guaranteed normal)
20 days ago
Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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MLB
19 days ago
"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂
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Michael Chasin
19 days ago
As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.
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glow moss
11 months ago
saying you love Ra when you only have one obelisk is crazy
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Hemry, Local Bartender
19 days ago
baltimore white person: i have given normal directions to the italian restaurant what an actual normal person just heard:
add a skeleton here at some point
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Kat Abughazaleh
19 days ago
On our way to court!!! But not as a defendant!!! Very cool!!!!!
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Good Boy
20 days ago
Smack Barm Pea Wet
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Russell Mark Olson
20 days ago
Found a dinosaur jazz number in an old old sketchbook.
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Jesse Hawken
21 days ago
Instead of posting about how Bluesky is dying you should be posting about how Grogu died
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David_j_roth
21 days ago
There was a time when we used to do Booty Had Me Like posts. A more innocent age, and one that feels very far gone.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Jesse Hawken
22 days ago
Kash Patel heard there were shots at the White House and went right over there only to discover they were talking about gun shots
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Thor Benson
23 days ago
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
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Jessica Ritchey
24 days ago
Babe are you okay? You've hardly looked at your Bradford Exchange official Precious Moments (TM) Jaws figurine.
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Haus of Decline
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Jesse Hawken
26 days ago
And there was nothing that we could do about it. Babu Frik was a made man, and Grogu wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Mandalorians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Grogu in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩
26 days ago
I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. It's that time of year when dogs are lying on the floor!
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Dan O’Sullivan
27 days ago
Private encrypted messages in group chat titled Town Menfolk: BUTCHER: we ve gotta do something about Georgy Porgy BUTCHER: fat fuck MILLER: pudding n pie CANDLESTICK MAKER: pudding pie CANDLESTICK MAKER: fuck beaten
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Brendel
27 days ago
Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that
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Paul F. Tompkins
29 days ago
Gritty is no MAN
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Possum Acquainter
about 1 month ago
easily one of my favorite tweets of all time
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mattie lubchansky
about 1 month ago
have an idea for a sitcom where it's two roommates. and get this: they're BOTH scheming viziers
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 1 month ago
“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!
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Haus of Decline
about 1 month ago
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scruss
about 1 month ago
I would watch that version of Dune, if only to hear Daffy Duck say "Kwithatsch Haderatsch"
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abraconagra
about 1 month ago
ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis
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Microplastics Sommelier
about 1 month ago
"U-S-A! U-S-A!"
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David_j_roth
about 1 month ago
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 1 month ago
This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959)
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 1 month ago
Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 1 month ago
Nicolas II (Chris Pratt): Uhhh don't look now but they're on their way to the Winter Palace y'all Czarina Alexandra (Akwafina): Yoooo forreal?
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Julie Klausner
about 2 months ago
June 16.
www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=38284
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Difficult People: The Complete Series Blu-ray
https://www.blu-ray.com/news/?id=38284
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
about 2 months ago
[reading emily brontë and getting madder and madder] no one should terrify their neighborhood
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩
about 2 months ago
zzzzz
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