Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

I’ve encountered a sports app @dennycarter.bsky.social

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

“the english historically struggle here in massachusetts” bless you john strong

Europe? South America? Asia? Africa? All will be made CONCACAF in time

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

Just a completely unhinged sentence, lmao

www.maptap.gg May 31 100🎯 99🎯 95🏆 91😁 99🎯 Final score: 959 Career best!

was raised in Cincinnati - goetta tastes bad

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

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You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

What you see in the Sun, is the Chicago skyline from the Indiana Dunes beach, across Lake Michigan. You can see it from 50 miles of distance due to a form of superior mirage, because the skyline is seen above where it's actually located. [📷 wesskywalker]

This video brought back a lot of memories from my coaching girl’s softball days! The years I coached 4 year old & up softball clinics to competitive Rep Ball were rewarding! As much as I taught them about the game, the joy & laughter they brought to the field gave me even more in return! #SheShed

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

due to circumstances beyond my control I showed up late to my son’s youth baseball game tonight dressed for a business meeting anyways now I have to go to Neverland and fight Dustin Hoffman I guess?

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

new sports graphic alert

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Literally nothing funnier than when someone doesn't know the disc horse bot is a bot

[friend who once got a server status update from me where I accidentally called regions reginos] were the reginos there?

Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.

no one wants to hear it but r/nba has some of the greatest minds of our time

for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

This is a Final Destination death sequence

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

It’s not their fault but if someone is murdered at your local convenience store they should lower prices a little bit

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

i don't mean to be rude, but why does Open AI's logo look like a butthole

Morning mist on #FoggyFriday 📍Pennsylvania

baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

The plan - destroy global energy routes - insult and bully allies that you want help from - default on obligations - build domestic concentration camps - terrorize citizenry with secret police - set auto-load to touch tunes account - talk to zero girls.

Up through the 1930s, State Fairs across America featured head on collisions between trains. The first occurred at the Iowa State Fair in 1896 before a crowd of 20,000. This video is from the Minnesota State Fair during the Great Depression, as featured in the poster below:

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

dudes rock

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it). the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

Bob Taft telling Jon Husted what it’s like to endure a historical electoral defeat at tonight’s Ohio Birthday Party in Washington D.C.

Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran. No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles. Worth a watch. (🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)