it's so cool that bijan robinson rolls with a whole crew of like 10 guys who dress exactly like him. they don't even do anything. what a life

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

"Sabrina Carpenter looks like if an elderly eastern European woman made a wish to become an American pop star" is an observation that haunts my every waking hour

DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL

top notch mascottin'

Monarch butterfly tracks in today’s NYT. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/s...

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

to the tune of buffalo soldier

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

having breakfast and laffing

We live in an episode of Veep

thought this would be a fun thought experiment but instead 100 percent of the answers are "yes obviously"

thinking about the Dog Chapel, a chapel in Vermont where people bring mementos and photos of their dogs that have died. Very emotionally resonant space. Beautiful.

postmodern finance theory

Checks in on the baseball

R.B.I. BASEBALL

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

My planet Nebraska is so beautiful when the sun is low

Brian Kelly to Penn State Billy Napier to LSU James Franklin to Florida

HAILLLLL in Laramie

Like, I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but to me, this is terrorism! This does not make Chicago or anywhere in the United States *more safe*. It does not make Chicago more subject to the Rule of Law. This is a van full of goons terrorizing the neighborhood.

AYYYY THE REDS MADE THE POSTSEASON AYYYYY [/does backflip into woodchipper, not to be seen again for 12 more years]

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Vibes

Reds 9/30 Friedl CF Marte RF Andujar DH Hays LF Steer 1B De La Cruz SS Stephenson C Hayes 3B McLain 2B Greene SP

Reds will head to LA to face the Dodgers for a three-game Wild Card series

One thing I've learned from the Internet is that a lie needs 0% proof to be believed, but the truth requires thousands of pages of proof and still won't be believed.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Well don't I feel stupid

Aaron Judge this year: 36 intentional walks Most in AL history Barry Bonds in 2004 36 intentional walks... Before June!

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

incredible news

[Huey Long voice]

if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

Thick Malört.

whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯