I’m not a Mavs fan anymore but I’m happy for Cooper

The 2025-26 Kia NBA Rookie of the Year is... Cooper Flagg!

It’s not even May yet

The ancient texts

Let us all pray for the cap over DFW tomorrow 🙏🏻

How big would ants need to be before you were scared of them

Okay I don’t know a lot of French people. But years ago a guy made a tiktok about being mistaken for a woman or a child often and said “but as the French say, soo la voo, or whatever” and French people are still shocked at the “dumb American”

I like the Kodiak microwaveable protein muffin cup things so I tried the protein brownie. Hot tip, it’s gross. Not the correct texture for a brownie. 0 stars

Me and my online friends

Do you think even one Republican could have had the fleeting thought last night, “this is scary and I can’t believe we let it happen to kids all the time”

This it’s what it’s like to eat or drink anything at all besides water in my classroom during the day

Every time I see Erika Kirk’s hair I want to cut mine short

Big storm, possible tornado may be heading towards Tarrant County. Be careful please

They stopped TORNADO COVERAGE to make us LISTEN TO THIS IDIOT RAMBLE

Putting all of my anxious energy into sending evil thoughts to the New York Knicks

Charge your phones, know where to go, have shoes nearby. Keep your pants on. Be safe.

I have done nothing to day except check the weather lol I’m ok

Klay what are you doing

Clouds of the day, clouds that want to become storm clouds and kill me

As a teacher, I would like for the “boy moms” to know they’re not special. Little girls are also annoying

we started with the simple goal of monitoring everyone all the time and somewhere along the way it turned bad

Somebody tell me what happens in that Russell Brand and Piers Morgan clip with the Bible because my secondhand embarrassment will not allow me to watch it

Bye everyone

A girl came up to me crying because she “told a boy that she counted to a thousand and he said I didn’t.” The boy in question only speaks Korean and I have no idea what actually happened

I made a grocery order because I’m exhausted and then we got put under a tornado watch and I feel like a monster

Like CJ McCollum, Jalen Brunson’s failures fuel me

I’ve seen enough ban Jalen Brunson for life

I’m so glad I got an iPad years ago to be very organized and in control of my life* *to play a game called hole and fill where you drag a hole around on the ground so stuff can fall into it

What did Jalen Brunson do to CJ McCollum

(If you are someone who is on your feet a lot at work, crocs recovery slides will change your life)

Do I want to look up my NYT subscription so I know when my last day is or should I just wait and learn it on the day it won’t accept my Wordle guess

I’ve listened to a lot of podcasts

Thought my work bag felt a little heavy. I found my laptop, iPad, kindle, a notebook, a Rubik’s cube, a squishy, an inhaler, my wallet, and some rocks

A new book I waited months for came out on Tuesday and I finished it today and now I am depressed

I have the kind of weather anxiety where I know all the times the SPC updates their connective outlooks

My most boomer trait is getting mad at loud cars

The kids in my class “make a bubble” by holding air in their mouth when it’s time to be quiet. Sometimes they like me to pop the bubble by poking their cheeks because they think it’s funny. Why did a girl come up to me and point to her cheeks for me to pop while HER MOUTH WAS FULL OF WATER

Accidentally talked about the negative environmental impact of lawns today when someone brought up mowing. Instead of becoming hotter and more interesting I am becoming worse

A kid and I were going back and forth with “see you later, alligator” and “after a while crocodile” and “see you soon, baboon” and then he said “get out of here, glasses” which just felt like bullying

I think I would be a great conservative influencer. They’d be so easy to scam

I DO think AI is making us dumber and I DO think less of you if you use ChatGPT regularly

Why is Jensen Ackles on my boss’s computer lol

Bless the hawks for giving me good news to wake up to

Jaws 3D is the best bad movie I have ever seen

I am SO EXCITED for this to come out tomorrow

Logging off

A little girl kept saying “there are so many bugs in here!” And she’s probably going to go home and tell her parents. We have an ant farm and a butterfly zoo, not an infestation

At my very serious job making toy dinosaur fossils out of clay

A busy morning in the neighborhood