The trouble with severe weather season is that it’s getting warmer but I don’t want to sleep in minimal clothing in case a tornado rips off my roof and throws me into the neighbor’s yard

Anyone use trelegy for asthma?

A lot of sports fans hate sports

It’s fine

43 FTAs for a Miami player? What is this, the ‘06 finals?!

I miss Luka so much all the time

Annoying in a normal game maybe but for record breaking I think everyone should just suck it up

I want to go to bed but a menacing severe thunderstorm is coming right towards me

Nico Harrison is responsible for Luka’s breakup, probably

Doctor switched my inhaler to one of the powder ones and that is one weird sensation, intentionally breathing powder into my lungs

Mmhmmm

Why did my iPhone just tell me it unlocked my Apple Watch that is downstairs on the kitchen counter

Is it crazy to eliminate some stress by spending like a hundred thousand dollars to Uber to my doctor appointment tomorrow

I honestly don’t know which tragic event ruined my life worse (Trump winning the 2024 election or the Luka trade)

If I send you this it means I’ve been afraid of changing cause I’ve built my life around you

I am so stressed out and I can’t wait until April 3rd because I’ll have a 3 day weekend and no obligations

Six years ago today, Rudy Gobert started a global pandemic

This really got out of hand

Hello someone rich please make me a stay at home wife so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow

IT IS TOO LIGHT OUTSIDE

Money for books that haven’t come out yet

Nobody has given me a gift yet today, on every woman’s birthday

I’m sorry is this the guy you had high hopes for?

Took like 5 minutes for me to be sure Reggie Dinkins is made by 30 Rock people

I am going to be an old woman dealing with old woman health issues and an idiot who ChatGPTed their way through medical school is going to accidentally kill me

The first time I had a student with two moms, I thought I might end up answering questions for some of the other kids, and I did. Those conversations were “She has two moms? Oh! I have one mom. When are we going to the playground?”

looking forward to the next week when i'm trying to do something else entirely and my brain hits me with an unprompted "AAAH, RAFA, WHAT THE FUCK"

A man who was held at an ICE detention facility in Texas before being deported to the Netherlands told the AP that he heard a guard talking about a staff betting pool on which detainee would be next to commit suicide

North Tehran’s Aqdasiyeh oil depot is ablaze tonight after it was targeted by multiple US-Israeli airstrikes. Apocalyptic scenes filmed by Iranians driving on the nearby highway. Local reporters saying firefighters can’t put it out. This depot is critical energy infrastructure for Iran.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

The author is less opposed to AI in general than I am, but I think this is a book people (men especially) should read

There is a lot to hate about this state but when I see someone say “why is it burnt” on a video of brisket

Reminds me of a boy who I had a crush on and never dated but he DID buy me a Weezer CD and give it to me in class on like a random Wednesday

My favorite meal is a chicken Caesar salad and a Coke Zero with lime. About to have it for maybe the fourth time this week

My favorite teacher hack is keeping The List. If a kid is misbehaving and won’t listen when given a reminder, they go on the list. I don’t do anything with the list. There is no punishment related to the list. It works anyway. They are scared of the list

I am PUMPED for my FRIDAY NIGHT (I will be in bed with my kindle by 7:15)

Why do CEOs think we need to see them? I will never in my life eat a McDonald’s hamburger again (I don’t anyway)

He is 11 today 🥲

Ready for August because severe weather season will be over and we'll be in the home stretch of the nightmare that is summer and I'll be thinking about halloween already and these 2 books from 2 of my favorite spooky authors come out in consecutive weeks

Went home to put my car in the garage on my lunch break so you're welcome DFW, nothing is going to happen

Weather anxiety is back baby

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Men are gross

Stay safe Oklahomans

What happened to gen z

if this version of Trump were president in 2001 he might have literally said “I did 9/11,” like word for word

Best of luck in all your future endeavors Kristi Noem

Worth watching. I’m not in the exact same boat teaching pre-k and in a private school, but behavior has gotten worse and parents are no longer teammates. So much is antagonistic towards teachers.

I don’t know what I thought dry cleaning was but it’s just a different kind of washing machine????? Feels like a scam