Marmont got zero rings

Friday TikTok thread lets go

I'm so sick of this shit. Trump's been committing flagrant illegal murders in the Caribbean and Pacific for weeks, the person calling for US military intervention just got a Nobel Peace Prize, and you're all lining up to tacitly legitimise war by condemning Maduro. What do you mean 'sleepwalking'?

the thing is there really is a epochal tech revolution happening, it’s called renewables and green industry

Hope Jon's doing well

Way late but in honor of the Alonso signing I’m bringing back the only post about him in relation to the Baltimore Orioles that will ever matter

I love when he does this “You have too many things, you only need 2 or 3 things” bit to his base of suburbanites who have each and every individual consumption item driven to their house separately and who treat everything they purchase, from tissues to TVs, as single-use disposable.

Nearly two years after police raided the encampment on Library Mall, UWPD records obtained by @tonemadison.bsky.social reveal loose justifications for arrests and inconsistent enforcement on campus. @fayeparks.bsky.social sat down with Roman Fritz to learn more. www.wortfm.org/uwpd-priorit...

so insanely fucking real for this

The Marlins have designated RP Republican Gonzalez for assignment.

For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

the danohead oath requires you to hold up two fingers and recite the following: on my honor i will do my duty to defend paul dano i will stand up for his range in drama and comedy i will always call the brian wilson biopic underrated i will NEVER confuse him with michael cera or jesse eisenberg

I know we’re doing baseball here but my mind went Poland: The Baltimore Ravens. Once a regarded Franchise in a different location and ownership. Saw long period of poor management and stagnation for much of the latter 20th century. Major change in the 90s and now a perennial powerhouse.

There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.

DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him

These petty fucking bigots man. These fucking scumbags. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

This came to me in a dream

Blown the fuck out

sometimes we walk alongside some of penn’s campus and see classes going on through the windows and all I think about is

Shut up, moron 👍

without fail the most disgusting, entitled, criminal shitheads in the country, the people who hate the place they live in the most, the people who shirk work and complain nonstop every word out of their mouths, are white conservatives like Donald Trump

Margo Martindale in “14e arrondissement” from Paris, je t’aime (2006)

"The playbook here is familiar," @parkermolloy.com writes for HW. "Find a trans person in a position of minor institutional authority. Manufacture or amplify a confrontation. Blast it through the conservative media ecosystem until it becomes national news. Watch as institutions capitulate."

Lane Kiffin: Yoga Lout both checks out on the merits and is appropriately on-brand for him in that it is unappealing in ways I hadn't previously conceived of.

The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

giving more attention to whether the student's shitty paper was graded too harshly instead of the suspension of the graduate instructor is falling into the Fake Outrage of the Day trap, designed to crush trans rights and academic freedom. i did a chalkboard post to stop myself from falling for it.

These are the guys that say they’re the only ones capable of leading humanity. Your kids have to grow up choking on data center smog for this guy.

i guess they do want participation trophies after all

fucking insane. even if it weren't the case that the student was obviously angling for this result and the associated attention, which it clearly is

"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"

He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Jebus, in just 2 or 3 years Pakistan has imported enough solar panels that, in some times in the coming year, panels will cover *all* the country's demand.

a whole lot of folks were out here saying “like it or not, AI is here to stay”, kinda makes me glad I never liked it bsky.app/profile/carl...

“Once, after the group bought out a tamale vendor’s cart, that man found them days later to say immigration agents were spotted on his block just hours after. ‘You saved my life,’ Rosales said the man told them.” apnews.com/article/chic...

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.

Images of the first amputee football tournament in Gaza by photojournalist Rizek Abdel Jawad. nbmediacoop.org/2025/11/21/p...

Literally any normal person on the left: lol this is funny but not real though obviously having known about Trump for more than 30 seconds. These two fucking morons:

"Facing Unprecedented Labor violations, Starbucks Workers Overwhelmingly Agree to Strike Indefinitely" Now that's what we call a headline! 🤭 #NoContractNoCoffee inthesetimes.com/article/star...

"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”