He looks like an off brand matrix villain

go phillies

Kruk wants to see Adolis "oiled up and flexing"

Schwarber MVP campaign begins now

[Dan Baker PA voice] PHILLIES fans. before we introduce TONIGHT'S. starting lineups. the Phillies, together with CP Rankin, would like to remind you that this game takes place on the ancestral lands of the LENNNIIIIIIIIIII - LENAAPPPEEEEEEEEEE

They may have taken away the potential for P0-0P but baseball, uhhhh, finds a way

Robert Maynard, 1718:

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The shipper... (takes off glasses, pinches bridge of nose) The shipper chose DHL. (unable to look you in the eye) We don't know when your package will arrive. We may never know.

we need a “shut up and dribble” for law professors. why do i have to hear what sam moyn thinks, he’s been wrong about everything for a decade. stop sharing your opinions. go teach civ pro to a 24 year old.

Castor Semenya: "I have carried this weight. So have other women of colour who deserved better from sport. Reintroducing genetic screening is not progress — it is walking backwards. Women’s sport does not need this. It needs to be abuse-free... This is just exclusion with a new name."

People don’t realize the extent to which Pennsylvania has been an outlier on mandatory LWOP sentencing. A really dark legacy. I presented a CLE on this at the Philly DA’s office a couple years ago, and afterwards some very experienced practitioners told me they were astonished at the data.

Even NBC News is using the "biological females" eugenicist language now.

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happy first "well i guess i'll see what else is on" of the season everybody

It’s big ball chunky time

$50 to the first beat who asks Zack Wheeler if he’s “you know, ‘tried it’” since the rib removal

Great piece. Legalized gambling is always and everywhere class war.

We already have an enormous monument to Robert E. Lee's contributions to the history of the United States: Arlington National Cemetery.

The baseball mind

unnerving lofi beats to tremble and cower to

People aren’t ready for this but this summer is all about Best Coast’s self-titled debut album. furthermore as part of woke 2 we are doxxing and euthanizing carles from hipster runoff

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

Papa! I’m stunting on them, papa! It’s ever so based

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

great local publication that I am gutted to see go. we should all be so lucky to have the kind of coverage everyone over there was able to provide.

Probably Iran is bluffing when they say "we welcome a ground invasion," "we are prepared for an invasion," "we have been waiting for you to invade," "as Nasrallah said, your soldiers will enter our lands vertically and leave horizontally," and so on. Probably that's a bluff

It’s amazing how quickly Black women have been targeted by these laws and doubly so how little this factors into the analysis around the sexual and gender politics of this movement.

I don't think either political party -- or anyone in politics, really -- is thinking in ambitious enough terms about the electricity grid. We need to start thinking of it as the foundation of our 21st century economy & prosperity. It needs to be rethought, rebuilt, & made a solid base for growth.

Industrial revolutions are based entirely on the capacity to generate, transmit, store, and use energy. Rebuilding the grid around solar/wind and battery tech opens a future in which power is no longer a top-down system of control and is instead a bottom-up, community-building technology.

Duke losing because they can't hit a 3 means they're either gonna rush out to a 13 point lead in the first 4 minutes of the half or they're going to be down 18 with 6 to go and you will see camera shots of the most dejected future bankers you have ever seen in your life

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

::parliament give up the funk (tear the roof off the sucker) voice:: pain at the pump!

instead of facing the debilitating realization that they are living counter to the teachings of Jesus Christ, many Americans have decided to do their own research. And they’ve found that the son of God actually loved cruelty, greed, and various beef byproducts

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Was always confused why they had David Palmer sing Dirty Work but after listening to the whole catalog I kinda get it: Donald Fagen can convincingly play almost any kind of gormless loser except for one who’s actually having sex

Update: Dolores Huerta has released a statement. In it, she confirms the Times's reporting, and supports the other women who have come forward. "I have kept this secret long enough. My silence ends here."

You're not going to do anything good for farmworkers if the woman *leading* your movement isn't safe. It's that simple.

awful awful awful. every detail in this story is disgusting and horrible. what an absolute nightmare. so much suffering concealed for so long.

good god this is horrific www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/u...

This Day in Labor History: March 18, 1970. Postal workers around the nation went on strike. This was illegal but the workers won and forced the Nixon administration to give in. This ushered in a decade of militant public sector organizing that ended when Reagan fired the air traffic controllers!

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

The war & AIPAC are nightmares, but so is Joe Kent, one of the most openly fascist figures in Trump’s regime, a comrade of Proud Boys and Fuentes, a man who says Black Lives Matter was a child trafficking ring, a guy who complains that Hitler is misunderstood. Don’t take the bait.

No oil means no electricity. No electricity means no water pumps. No running water means no sanitation. No power for hospitals. No fuel for ambulances. No refrigeration for drugs. Mass death soon follows. This is a crime against humanity.

Today I am quitting my job working for Mr Trump because I just found out he's stupid. It has been the privilege of my life to work for this dipshit, who I would die for