Do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light. Everyone knows that the big light is a vibe killer, give me side light ambience or I'm not coming.

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but I’m always down for whatever it is

(borat jovi voice) it's my wife

Part 184 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd Handmade bespoke button boots from the late 1800s.

Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century

when the 69 boyz say “the butterfly? uh-uh, that's old.” you better let them see that tootsee roll

sweet jesus implies savory satan and umami buddha

Hey y’all, sorry for the late Fund Me Friday. First week of classes straight kicked my ENTIRE ass. In honor of Link who remains unjustly banned, I am doing Fund Me Friday. Drop your links in this thread and let’s get some needs met!

Friends, this relative lost his life due to exposure in the elements last weekend. His family needs support, and this GFM is woefully underfunded. Please consider donating if you’re able. gofund.me/5bddd9549

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

bro, if i knew this was a struggle bus, i wouldn’t have gotten on

centuries ago, the bone thugs lived n harmony

This is how much bigger the United States is than the United States

They’ve raised almost 4K to help their neighbors under siege in the Bryant neighborhood in Minneapolis. We can raise much more, together. Please share. Donate. Share again. Donate again. www.gofundme.com/f/support-br...

microdosing the horrors by being awake

making myself draw simple illustrations to get over my perfectionism pt. 1 #characterdesign

This is CRITICAL. I know you’re all putting your back into mutual aid & a thousand other great things, but if there’s anything left here, so many folks depend on these front-line lawyers right now.

why isn't there creamed corn with electrolytes? what are we afraid of

they should invent a type of weed that doesn’t make you overanalyze if you’re standing weird

imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical

via the article for the album "a thousand suns"

Lmao my grandma cussing out “that damn Sammy”

me when i have an idea

Watching KMAC Museum guests get zines from a vending machine is the dopamine boost you deserve today 💖

kitten #art

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

Layers here now: • Bigfoot sightings • UFOs • reported hauntings • meteorites • earthquakes • plane crashes • volcanoes • superfund sites All in one place! I am not a believer in the esoteric ones, and I’m sorry to say I have found no nexus between the worlds, but it’s fun to play with

depressing because of what can never be (cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs) #critterposting

taking my man out for 7-10 fries

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Let The Right One In (2008)

Like imagine someone you only kind of know at a party very seriously says "But doctor...I am pagucci" and you can't laugh

family grimly throwing out trash bags of dungeon synth cassette tapes after you die

Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.

sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition

As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.

Between wanting the truth and not being able to handle the truth, I stay pretty busy.

being a bird sitting on a power line with a few other birds could fix me

My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.

it should be more acceptable to just go up to someone and say “i think we are the same kind of nerd and we should be friends”

$826 raised at time of posting — we’ve set a loose goal of $4,000, which would mean we’d be able to give each family $800. thank you to everyone who has pitched in through reposts and donations so far ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

changing my AIM away message to something sad for attention

I think my body is rejecting reality

"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say

A Tribe Called Quest were courageous pioneers in promoting the concept of ensuring one has enthusiastic consent before kicking it