Canada going with Alanis Morrissette and Michael Bublé for the opening ceremony is a good start but I feel like they could've gone Even More Canadian. where are the Barenaked Ladies. where are Avril and Shania. OU EST CELINE

Of course in the UK, Top Gun was called Boss Gun...

Hastings museum had an LGBT history exhibit and there was a bit on a trans guy and a cis woman who married in 1954 that I found moving

Much more sensible than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.

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Linked this last night but here’s the full version if you’ve somehow not seen it yet. The England squad announcement video just has so many nice details in there, I think it’s outstanding. Massive respect to the team responsible. Volume up, obvs.

usmnt stands for united states mutant ninja turtles

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe ... [had] ... convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." He isn't one of us. #NigelFarage

UP NEXT: Please...

I went to Rochdale vs York City, the first winner-takes-everything shootout in England since 1989. It had an even crazier ending. Live sport at its best inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

NEW VIDEO: Ever have that thing where a pop song is so ever present, so wallpapered to every day life that you miss the intrinsic creepiness of it? Don't You Want Me is one of those songs. And it turns out she never worked as a waitress in a cocktail bar... Give it a watch! youtu.be/JWr0mQP-e1g

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

Genuinely cannot tell if these are genuine undercover Stasi or Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer larking about.

Finished with my woman ‘cause she’d only mix with her own kind 🎶

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

The wildest tale in English football this season is easy: Gateshead and the greatest escape of all. Manager Rob Eliott walked me through the miracle. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

Not sure about the new Star Wars.

Viz 355

“Right, which one of you is Simon Bird?”

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Been shopping lads

Why do these all sound like gay slurs

It's tight but he is just on

Outstandingly good vintage French & Czech photo booths. fotoautomat.fr

He was not made for this.

You never hear much about the youngest of the McGann brothers: Renault

tramp kettled by wasps ✖️ worzel confronted by bathers ✖️ womble arrested in morgue ✔️

Howay the Lads™! #NUFC

Via dot com. Superb.

🎶 we got a snow drift, Danny’s gift and plasma from the bloody lifts axed doors, maze tours and creepy twins you can’t ignore, red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say when he’s typing all the day it’s all work and never play play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶

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Hit me Paul Shane one more time

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

Traitors spoilers!

Lewis Miley Newcastle captain!

Important thread

I'd heard this morning that a Training Ground announcement was on the way. Confirmed by Craig Hope today. Important milestone for PIF ownership. People have rightly asked questions about the major infrastructure projects. #NUFC archive.is/202601131704...

You score 3? We'll score 4. That one's for you Kev 👑

Very easy to lose perspective. It was an amazing year.

Baloo if his coconut hadn't dropped off, still dancing to "I Wanna Be Like You", no reason to ever stop, trapped in the beat until death, sun battening down on him, fur matted, blisters on his paws, throat dry, eyeballs streaked with red, awopbamroni

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