There’s a lot of Arsenal fans about looking really pleased they came second in the cup.

LONDON!

#Tynemouth #NorthShields #SouthShields Sunday Sun of 31st May 1953 gives details of other anomalies of pub closing time's between Tynemouth and South shields resulting in the 'Beer Boat".

HOLIDAY!

Hard lines to everyone involved with Arsenal except Mikel Arteta

Absolute dogshit from Ebe. Don’t do that at the world cup, kid.

Chris is about to have his tea so won’t be going through this.

Say the line, Chris

Nasty case of Nick Pope calf there. Not that Arteta would ever stoop so low. #thefootball

PELANTY!

Who do we want? NOBODY! When do we want them? NEVER! #thefootball

SLOT OUT, but enough about your mother in this hot weather.

I’m watching an old TOTP where Jarvis and the gang are singing Common People. Your man is wearing what I think is a sticker saying “Jim fixed it for me”; but due to what must be some clever post-hoc editing you don’t really get to see what it says.

Just smacked myself in the face with a chopping board while drying the dishes.

HOLIDAY! (Haven’t done any cleaning or packing or organising yet)

On the new @trashfuture.bsky.social they’re talking about an MFA. I’m fairly sure from context it’s not multi-factor authentication, or the old Marine and Fisheries Agency. They’ve lost me.

Littlest Hobo theme plays.

Half an hour to holidays.

Fuck off, Tony Blair

Blue? Stubby little arms? O. JordanPickfordi

Has Helen “fucking” Lewis opined on Pterry? The best time to block her was 15 years ago, the next best time is now. Know-nothing arsehole.

It’s on. After all these years we might finally see one. #nufc #safc @jedandwhite.bsky.social

Go and have a holiday Eddie. Take some time off, put the iPad down.

Good lord we’re playing one of the bairns. #nufc

I regret not switching the fucker off

I thought this started at half four. Might just switch the fucker off. #thefootball

Steve Bruce mentioned

This walk up to the trophy is getting a bit Spinal Tap

Steph McGovern, Chris Rea, Chris Kamara, Mark Benton. Bob Mortimer are you watching Bob Mortimer? Your boys took a hell of a mauling

Bloody hell #thefootball

Whoever wins, let’s all just be thankful it’s not Wrexham. #thefootball

I’m in the handy position of not being too bothered who wins the play offs: if it’s the Boro then it’s good for north east football, derbies next season, @camsell59.bsky.social will be happy; if it’s the Tigers, then Wor Lass is a Hull fan and I’ll have a happy missus. Win/win.

Just joining in

"At first contact with re-entry into national politics, the great hope of the soft left has capitulated across the board"

This is about Hull

Just joining in

Joke’s on you Bryan, the Metro still doesn’t run to Washington

I’m watching an entirely different episode of #TOTP than you, and I’ve just seen an absurdly young Tony Beak dancing behind Scatman John

This time next week I’ll be on holiday.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man

Warm out. Pint?

Bloke who looks like Andy Burnham, but wearing double chino, has just walked past this bar

Hello. Look who has remembered his password in time for the World Cup.

No

Scarecrow coffee (Four lane ends / Monkseason) is reet lush. Turkish coffee, pastries, sandwiches. GF bits n’all @rankamateur.bsky.social

Cowards

Interesting atmospherics tonight. An upwards shadow, with the sun below and light slanting through what looks like a contrail, and we get to see it because of the high altitude haze giving a contrast.

When the job requires zero cats, and even when you don’t own a cat