Youngest is working the reception desk at a charity match at Oxford City today. She just rang me to let me know that she told Carlos Edwards that her dad danced on a table at Minehead Butlins when his screamer went in against Burnley. 😄

INDEED 💥💥💥

In a screeching change of direction from yesterday's punk rock nostalgia... Today I went to a rare plant fair and massively overspent on some really cool bits for my garden that will have future owners scratching their heads and wondering what the hell is growing there.

Bob

Having a pint at the Bull and Gate before the Sugar gig. Not saying there's a certain demographic, but we're heavy on the cargo shorts and bald patches 😂

Everyone that votes in favour of this needs to have the absolute shit kicked right out of them. In a respectful and considerate way. What are these arseholes trying to do?

This Behind the Bastards bit on Warhammer made me cackle at work. "Games Workshop is one of the most valuable corporations in the entire United Kingdom. Fucking little plastic models of space marines and orcs and shit are worth more than fishing to the British economy.” "And it's an island." 😂

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Every time I listen to Muncie Girls, I'm always amazed by HOW FUCKING HARD the drummer goes on every song.

You can see what Shell has done all over the world. Iran Iraq South Africa Nigeria Peru Colombia...

It’s just so maddening and humiliating and insufferable watching the worst people on earth dismantle every bit of social progress made in many lifetimes out of pure spite and greed. I’m changed. I’m incapable of forgiving any of this.

Seeing as how I’ll already never be allowed in the US

my kink is seeing fascists lose

Rewatched all of Firefly over the last couple of weeks, and we're finishing off with Serenity. It's just got to THAT bit. Still a shock for me, who knew it was coming. More of a shock for my GF who didn't.

FUCKING GET IT UP YA! #SAFC

On the bus home from another @divineschism.bsky.social gig with my mind blown and heart full. Perc Street have no right to be as good as they are while being so young. Sent their insta to my youngest jokingly asking if she knew them and it turns out she does.😄

Adam Smith said it was not benevolence that ensured he got his dinner. Yet it was his mother who cooked it for him all through her life. Perhaps the invisible hand of benevolence was simply too hard for him — and for today’s mainstream economics — to see. #Economics #MothersDay

That Louis Theroux manosphere doc is just a bunch of MLM grifters that never got smacked in the mouth for talking shit.

Watching that new Theroux documentary and not to be all woke but I wish everyone involved was dead

New Sweet Pill album, lads. Get on it.

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Now. I know that engaging with Reform voters and GBeebies viewers on Facebook is fruitless and does no good. But.... I'm having great fun insinuating* in the comments that they all fuck dogs and wank to Crufts. 😄 *stating

Still not disproving the "sure buddy, you're twelve" theory.

Two of the biggest shapers of my taste in music touring together. I'm officially a happy man.

Holy shit. Drag them, Queen! Lewis is bang on the money here.

Starmer: “If you don’t like our policies you can leave.” Voters:

Small Prophets is lovely, but the garden has utterly stolen the show for me. Who did the set dressing? I love it. I want to create gardens like it. It's beautiful

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Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom. An absolute enemy of humanity.

Whoever recommended @unprescribedpod.bsky.social to me... I love you, and hate you. Was it you, @idlmpodcast.bsky.social ? It feels like it came from you.

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

go to pinterest and search: ✯ outfit ✯ celebrity ✯ lyrics ✯ aesthetic (Haven't used Pinterest in years. Then suddenly BOOM. Straight to the Gen X)

I hate that these fucking people have pushed me into a place where I’m simultaneously trying to maintain a personal ethos where every person has a right to dignity and humane treatment, and also being slammed in the face with the prospect that the world would be much better if some folks just died

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

Spineless piece of shit that is going to find out too late that licking the boots of a bully just gets your teeth kicked in.

Good. Fuck that guy. Sean Lock had him sussed years ago #pinkminstrel

🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard 🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ

Barbours for justice at it again in town.

me, when people ask about my friend groups

“Ooh you should try and understand” Let me interrupt you: No, fuck ‘em. A majority of people have exactly the same problems, and in many cases real problems beyond “I saw a brown person”, and yet haven’t become cunts because of it.

Cunts. Because they’re cunts.

Yknow even if Labour summoned dread Cthulhu to shipwreck all the boats and make the channel impassable it wouldnt appease the racists cause there still would be brown people in the town centre you ghoul and you know it

Came downstairs this morning to find the puppies had got hold of my @merex.bsky.social cap and shredded it. And it's sold out on Bandcamp. The buggers

Just grabbing a bite before @hotwatermusic.bsky.social in Bristol this eve. Found a burger place that not only does a great veggie based burger, but is also blasting Screaming Trees and Primus 😎

Got a new, smaller sofa to replace the one that the puppies chewed to bits. They don't care that there's no room to sit between us. I'm now pinned down by dog.

Right.... First run since a long slow bimble at End of the Road a month or so ago. Got the new "Thanks, I hate it!" Album in my ears. Let's go struggle through this...

Big old drive to Brighton for @thebeths.bsky.social this eve. New Thanks! I Hate It, and Neko Case Albums to listen to on the way. All this after bagging @greenmanfest.bsky.social tickets this morning.