Bang was brilliant; went to support some friends when they first came out (and everyone was lovely to this younger old hag). x

On the tube and feel like such a scab.

Doing my favourite things to do on public transport. 1) Smile winningly and unnervingly at fellow commuters; 2) Sit with my legs so wide the men either side have to pull theirs together like they've just read about having a probe shoved up their urethra.

Thinking of #StephenLawrence and family today.

Look at my nesting pair of pigeons! 🥰

Look at my much missed Gizmo Jones Rodriguez III 🥰

Remembering two years ago, when I had to come off all of my pain killers prior to my total hip replacement, and the dream I had that I did too many squats pre op and had to live in the hedge because my bum was too big to get through the door was definitely NOT opioid withdrawal related. *Ahem*

Good thing : I have learned to accept endings, embrace them, and accept that things must eventually cease to be. Bad thing : I now must finish listening to this terrible fucking audio book, even though it's making me increasingly angry because it's so shitting awful.

The struggle of being the one whose brain is working faster when interacting with people is giving me The Frustration.

Am I the only one who sees a picture of someone's dinner and thinks; “that's a starter, yeah? Where's the rest? “, or have I fully embraced my best hobbit life?

Men : AITA? Me, without reading the rest of the article : YES!

So, first of all, women can do anything, so write that down. Second of all, I specifically would like to sleep for three days then eat an enormous buffet for 12 hours, so please also make a note of that.

lol, Caitlyn Jenner thought she was going to get special treatment while the rest of us suffered. www.advocate.com/news/caitlyn...

It's at 4pm, so you can do it three times before the ibuprofen wears off, and still have your tea at 5pm.

When you don't want to live another 58 years, but you also don't want to speak to people.

Oh, do fuck off.

BRB, got to ask the person whose stomach keeps rumbling "whose stomach is that?" 28 more times until they become absolutely infuriated.

I had a biscuit idea and whilst they didn't turn out how I hoped, I'm pleased with them as a first try.

Looks like Riz Ahmed has sadly missed out; the new Bond has been cast already. #Bait #Bond #007

Why the grounding techniques for the senses don't work for me ; 5 random people annoying the shit out of me; 4 random people I would like to slap; 3 random people I can hear when I don't want to; 2 random smelly people who don't use deodorant; 1 desire to bite someone random's face off.

When parents who think they're NT start realising their kids inherited those genes from someone...

I never signed a release

Good afternoon only to any other AuDHD perimenopausal bitches who could happily throttle everyone within a 1 mile radius today.

#Langdon remembering what #King said in season 1 of #ThePitt. 😭

Yes, I wonder what the average child would prefer when presented with the option of chocolate or salad? Surely they'll pick the latter, right?

Fuck off, Bupa. The ideal serving of cheese is when everyone's crying from lactose farts.

Sky Piffle wishes you all a happy Eat-ster, and assures you; Mother Will Pay For This.

Good morning only to anyone else who has the Cleverest Pigeon Guests Ever.

This weekend, Liverpool FC will begin its tributes to the 97 supporters who lost their lives in the Hillsborough tragedy, ahead of the 37th anniversary.

Cats: "We must have the finest commercially-available beds and playthings." Also cats: "Bring us an old potato box, and leave it on a broken chair."

Jolene, I will give you *checks pockets, purse, and down the side of the sofa* £3.85 to take this man.

Autism Awareness : you better be aware, bitch, I'm in your phone right now, I could be in your house for all you know, STAY AWARE! Autism Acceptance: Well, I guess she's not going anywhere, might as well accept that. #Autistic #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD

Me : I promise I won't say anything. My face :

That's 7 more of your unwanted and broken laptops, fully fixed up and rehomed at the bedsides of poorly kids at Stoke Children's Hospital ❤️ We couldn't do any of this without you all ❤️

"Of course I won't forget!", I say, forgetting immediately.

Plus a Dogbert Easter egg hunt.

I make little activity kits etc for my garden shed library. Currently kicking myself for not going with "Hop Chocolate". 🤦🏼‍♀️

Please read comics as graphic novels (I ran out of words to type!)

Hello, loves! Do any of you have any recommendations for lower priced comics I can buy in bulk (ish, like in 20s / 40s)? I have a free library shed in my garden, and I'm looking to add comics of all sorts (I think they are great at supporting reading, and generally very fun!) I'm in the UK.

*Wipes chocolate from mush* What? It wasn't me. I don't eat Nestlé. I'm not an animal, FFS. I robbed Montezuma's. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

ICYMI It's my 20th anniversary, anyone buying a print from happytoast.co.uk today will get a limited edition "20 years of Toast" print.

"All of them?" "Yes, even Godzilla."

Fuck JK Rowling.