So excited they've released a "Best of" album! I love The Kalettes. 😍

Jesus fucking shit, I just did The Mum Dance that mine used to do with her arms up from the elbow whilst jiggling my shoulders.

You : Outside, living your best life, off on exciting adventures. Me : At home, with my cats, dog, and kids, drinking a hot drink, also living my best life. Just two amazing people doing amazing things at our own pace, and keeping our happy tanks full.

The Scots. A great bunch of lads.

Nice people 😡😡😡

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.” it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Worth every second

Perfect. No notes.

"Dogma", 1999, resurrected 2025

Read the article here: musically.com/2026/01/15/5...

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

Your Wednesday reminder : Fuck ICE Free Palestine Black Lives Matter Protect the dolls Release the Epstein files Access to abortion saves lives Billionaires shouldn't exist

WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE

Why I won't hear anything against Gen Z-ers.

Good afternoon, and may I add "FUCK ICE" and its many incarnations.

Today's rabbit hole; Hell Creek. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Cr...

Labour defends Trump.

Saw this, and thought of the commentary you usually give with your frankly amazing bird shots, @lukebmtb.bsky.social

Some of us were brought up by our grandparents, and boy does it show who wasn't. Full offence meant.

Over run by squirrels, lads, but Sky's on the job.

Make me a hot chocolate or DIE, Food Lady!

Why do Tik Tok people call going to the shops "a haul", and I just call it going shopping?

I call it "2am with my Youngest". 📷 Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield, London, 1998

I still have this cold, and it's really pissing me off now.

For those of you who are also neuro delightful, please consider having an Emergency Cheese for those times when you need to eat / have forgotten all day and are now shaky / have to take meds. I keep a chunk of parmesan that I can take a bite out of when needed (labelled "Mum's") so it's left alone.

"The Greatest Loves Of My Life : A List Of Very Strong Cheese (Autobiography, Volume 3)."

Hey boy, are you http because ://

Good morning and apologies only to my dog, who I offended and pissed off so greatly when I cleaned and treated her ears, she took her "well done, thank you for your patience" treat into the frozen garden to eat rather than be in the same room as me. 😭

Lithuanian artist Severija Incirauskaite-Kriauneviciene, known for her embroidery on metal objects #WomensArt

I don't think I've shared my New Year's resolutions, but they're basically a list of people I want to shove off a balcony.

Boy, are you my varifocals because I am not getting on with you at all.

Happy New Year.

2-minute comic

I'd like to thank Dogbert, and my Youngest child, for ensuring I got that essential 2am start this morning. Mummy's doing this for you, guys. *Slurps coffee and mutters darkly before sneezing myself through a wall*

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

If one of your hopes this year is to get a better control on your emails, may I suggest something I have done? I searched everything that featured "unsubscribe", and they were my first port of call to go through, unsubscribe and delete as needed.

Good evening only to anyone else who was given the belated Christmas gift of germs by their youngest child, resulting in sneezing so hard you've both pissed yourself twice and pulled your back. Children are *such* a blessing. 🥰

Darlings, we're not going to use them.

What a feeling!

How me and James Brown are the same : Both of us are "Bewildered" (him because he's lost in a dream of you, me because it's Sunday); Both of us are 5 ft 6 and a Rizla; We both want you to "Get Up, Get On Up", him so you can be like a sex machine, me so I can hoover the stairs).

Here come the girls!