Fabutab
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Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine
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Pru
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When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
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Schooley
3 days ago
The Bari Weiss town halls will continue until morale improves.
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DaddyJew
6 days ago
have your emergency contact call my emergency contact
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We ask for 2nd strike video and they release Luigi arrest video.
6 days ago
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Miss Havishambles
7 days ago
Itās my new kneeās first Christmas.
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Take 14 minutes of your day or night and hear why Bach matters. (Music starts at the 5:09 mark)
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7 days ago
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šWassailMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
7 days ago
Rumor has it that Rudolph never gave permission for a movie to be made of his life.
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CrazyMyra
24 days ago
It's that time of year
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Happy Zappadan to all who celebrate.
11 days ago
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Chames
12 days ago
You havenāt met your deductible, Charlie Brown
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weeder
11 days ago
If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
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DaddyJew
12 days ago
the tension between my juicer and these oranges is pulpable
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Gene Rayburn
13 days ago
I am going to assert myself more strongly if it's okay with you guys.
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Jeff
12 days ago
hawk the herald angels tuah
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Viktor Winetrout
14 days ago
It takes a big man to admit that heās wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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captcha
13 days ago
You don't know me but I'm the guy who puts two scoops of raisins into every box of raisin bran
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All outta fucks to give on this
#givingtuesday
14 days ago
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LaZy JaMes
15 days ago
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CrazyMyra
15 days ago
Jay-eff-see
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š©·šš
16 days ago
ripleys believe it or else
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I want Iggy Pop to marry mezzo-soprano Anne Sofie von Otter so her name would be Anne Sofie von Otter-Pop.
16 days ago
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Miss Havishambles
16 days ago
Trimmed the dogās beard and eyebrows and someoneās just asked him for an oat latte.
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Todayās plan:
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16 days ago
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Love when some guy in a metal band confesses his love for Danny Kaye or some shit
5 months ago
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Never met a Davante who didnāt play in the NFL.
19 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
19 days ago
He is risen
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Now that weāve abolished the penny, can we at last ban gas stations pricing gas to 9/10s of a cent?
20 days ago
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
20 days ago
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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So is there a class action yet against streamers sneaking ads onto accounts paying extra for the no ads option?
21 days ago
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E.M. Faulds / Beth
22 days ago
Roller derby implies the existence of roller nottingham
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Girl Grey
24 days ago
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
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Jake_Vig
23 days ago
Not enough songs focus on blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
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Frovo
24 days ago
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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š¶Keep it 100 on the land, the seaā¦
24 days ago
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Ian Boudreau
25 days ago
That reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut joke. Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop? A: That's bird poop, too
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Beth Death and the Dumb-Belles
25 days ago
You're so dead, you probably think this obituary is about you.
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Cantata implies the existence of cannottata.
11 months ago
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Iāll admit it took me 50 years to notice the giant butthole on the famous Pioneer Plaque.
about 1 year ago
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karasocial relationship š
25 days ago
mooed swings
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count stefancula š¦
26 days ago
I think they have to take 100% off or it wonāt work
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CrazyMyra
26 days ago
Nevermore
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The contest is on!
26 days ago
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CrazyMyra
26 days ago
Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
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Danny
27 days ago
If you tell little white lies such as the turkey is moist, the stuffing tastes great, and that's the best pie you ever had, that's called Thanksfibbing.
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Shoutout to the class clown who in 1975 elevated the word DUH to the more refined DOY
27 days ago
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alexis simpson
28 days ago
whats a Warby Parker, anyway. sounds like moby's real name
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Wilbur72
29 days ago
A neighbor just accused my dog of chasing a kid on a bike. Which is impossible because my dog canāt ride a bike.
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 month ago
I kiss my biceps after each skeet
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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29 days ago
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