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Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine
a tribe called ? and the mysterians
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about 3 hours ago
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CrazyMyra
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
2 days ago
Happy “Last Time I Watch CBS Day” to those who celebrate.
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Uncle Duke
3 days ago
i gave mine a little hat
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Charlie Alzamora
4 days ago
My wife and I couldn't have pets so our children are our cats.
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JSlow
5 days ago
Cleanliness is next to godliness because of how you’re committing wholesale slaughter of microbes.
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Your iPhone screen proves you greasy as fuck.
6 days ago
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Invert a band System of an Up
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6 days ago
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Cosmic Clau
14 days ago
a yawn is when your soul is trying to silent scream its way out of your body
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CrazyMyra
8 days ago
Some posts are like soap bubbles floating in sunlight: insubstantial, inconsequential - but creating their own fleeting rainbows.
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RIP Claudine. Now reunited with Andy & Spider up in hebbin
8 days ago
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DGM
8 days ago
Waymo implies the existence of Waylarry and Waycurly
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Reverie
11 days ago
I was trying to sleep, but then I remembered something embarrassing from 2008
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
15 days ago
Oscillating fans are great if you only want to be comfortable a third of the time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
14 days ago
I wanna be as useless as the Door Close button in an elevator
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“So Funny I Forgot To Laugh” with Byron Allen.
16 days ago
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Jenn 🩷
18 days ago
The need to invent a cat that only pukes on hard floors.
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Mariana Z
18 days ago
After some heavy drinking in a bar, I took a bus home. It may not seem a big deal, but I've never driven a bus before.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
19 days ago
Heard something fall behind the bed and thought, “I hope I never need that again.”
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Chris Steller
18 days ago
A Yes cover band called Yep
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“Birdshit Guitar”
18 days ago
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ceej
over 2 years ago
han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly
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My manifesto is just Frank Zappa albums ranked.
25 days ago
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andy vs.
over 2 years ago
Ohh to be pursued as passionately as a CVS trying to make you pick up a prescription
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Covie
27 days ago
No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
26 days ago
Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus was a Roman emperor.
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born miserable
27 days ago
if Kash Patel even blinks once, he dies
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Miss Havishambles
27 days ago
Writing a cookbook using a nomnom de plume.
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Charlie Alzamora
28 days ago
I switched my carrier to Mr. T-Mobile. Now I get unlimited pity.
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Dan Cerinthedark
29 days ago
respect to turtles for not being noisy
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batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
29 days ago
WHY IS THE PACKAGING SO FUCKING STRESSFUL TO GET INTO THE WEED GUMMIES
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Siege
29 days ago
To potatoes, being “hot” means nobody wants you.
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Eating my weight in weight-loss gelatin.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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sweetie π
about 1 month ago
also, chuck e cheese is disgusting they’re like if hep c became a children’s casino
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Serious President Warren G. Harding
about 1 month ago
Ronald McDonald has never once denounced terrorism
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The Bearminator
about 1 month ago
Who wants to live in a world where nobody understands Fonzie references?
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BlueDream
about 1 month ago
It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.
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Pru
about 2 months ago
I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.
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Pru
about 1 month ago
The Kool-Aid Man is a creature made of glass and water yet he can break through a brick wall. He is an abomination and we must stop him at all cost.
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Wendy
about 1 month ago
[trying to sleep] brain: but what about the paint color Teal Sedaka
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born miserable
about 3 years ago
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
about 1 month ago
how much money does the marine corps lose
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THE Lunch Journals
about 1 month ago
Imagine being made from the contents of supernovae that happened billions of years ago but you have to join a Teams call?
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CrazyMyra
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about how my parents lived long enough to see bridge tolls go to $2.00
about 1 month ago
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The Man Who Shot Biberty Valance?
about 1 month ago
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
about 2 months ago
Will I understand Slaughterhouse 5 if I haven't seen the first 4?
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The Arcane Nibbler
about 2 months ago
You lost me at “swelling between the anus and genitals that may be fatal.”
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