Obama is a piece of shit.

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

moses had a wife named zipporah. he would be like “this is my wife zippo” and would spread his arms out and the seas would part and she’d be right there in a swimsuit waving. what else is going on today

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

buy one get one free coffins call that a dead giveaway

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Every day Republicans are choosing to keep the government closed rather than lower your health care costs.

captain barbossa voice: ye best start believin' in the Torment Nexus, yer in one

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As democrats

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

I’m not particularly fond of the way things are going at the moment

Your AI assistant won't read your posts calling them clankers, but some dev with exactly three credit hours of humanities courses will

I said what I said.

its also incredibly funny to argue in favour of federation as a broad fix-all on the website that all the people who didnt want to be on mastodon self-selected into

The official retirement of a US flag involves burning it to ashes

Im a broken record but now more than ever end the war on drugs

Lord I am a super soldier. But!

fandom brain is a manifestation of fascism

If you paid me one million dollars to stay in a haunted house I’d simply pay the ghostbusters 5 grand and be very happy with my 995 thousand dollars

broke: studying economics. woke: screaming at a bar graph until it changes

It used to be that Playboy would pay big money for short stories, and nowadays you can’t get your story into porn even if you give it away for free

Imagine questioning The Actual GOAT. Who the hell do they think they are? Run that blank check.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

Nobody is "a tankie". That's just a word stupid people use when they don't really have anything to say.

Ooop, "just following orders," take a drink

Just celebrated violence

[logging on every day] man what

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

If trans people aren't safe from you, you're not safe from me.

Either we have autonomy over our own bodies or we are not full citizens. Full stop.

I see things like Dropout and The Onion and Defector and a growing number of worker driven journalistic sources and if I let my guard down a bit, I can let myself get optimistic that maybe the corporate ghouls pushed too hard, demanded too much and there’s a legitimate break from that world coming.

all fascists are cowards, if you tell them no they run scared, if you try to appease them they sense weakness and attack harder

Somewhere in France, Thomas Chatterton Williams feels a chill pass across his back, as if the shadow of some great thing has momentarily passed over him

Horny orcs in fiction have ruined us.

Paramount bent over backwards to appease Trump to push through its $8B Skydance merger — and now it wants to swallow Warner Bros Discovery too.
 One giant company controlling so much of our media threatens competition, consumers & independent journalism. This should be blocked.

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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

Rich Calder, the author of this piece, is lying. Purposefully. It's not a matter of ignorance or running with a bad lead, as the objective truth of the situation has been public for some time. The assassin was a cisgender man ideologically opposed to transgender people.

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