so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

@itschristmastown.bsky.social finally. The Day The Wine Clown Cried has been released.

#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

New favourite example of structural ambiguity

His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

@mtsw.bsky.social I guess this is progress in headline writing

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

@jaketapper.bsky.social is he mentally okay?

@dieworkwear.bsky.social just saw a commercial for a shirt company that sells golf polos with stiff buttoned collars and I can’t imagine your exasperation at the whole concept

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social snuck in a quickie before mistress time

@hollyanderson.bsky.social congrats on surviving the uncanny valley

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

@patrickwyman.bsky.social any intent in adapting or updating this piece, much like you did with Amercian Gentry? Past 5 years have been…something for America’s men patrickwyman.substack.com/p/bro-cultur...

@homefield.bsky.social was checking in on a niche podcast. You may need to update your bio to be “not porn”. Just to be safe

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @itschristmastown.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social fellas. They’re back with a football movie

this rules so much

This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since

@janecoaston.bsky.social congrats on this special day for your family

@rodger.bsky.social how does Pat Mahomes run again? (I can’t find the old post)

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi you think the Disney scuba bandit is at this FL game?

@kilgoretrout.bsky.social I know you’ve Logged Off, but I can feel your James Franklin anger like obi won hearing the millions of lives screaming out

@sickoscommittee.org @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @lucyrohden.bsky.social @joelanderson.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com @mattbrown.bsky.social @janecoaston.bsky.social please start a weekly contest for biggest college football sicko custom multi-view setup

@jaywillis.net was this your idea?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social very disappointed this article is not related to the new season of Love is Blind coming out

@itschristmastown.bsky.social uh oh

@amandamull.bsky.social Todd granthem is on the market, ready and willing to join the Georgia staff golf grouping

@edzitron.com I think it’s cool you run the economist now www.economist.com/business/202...

@ryanlcooper.com what I was talking about earlier. Mods/libs/left need a way to make this ish stick to conservatives as a whole even when it doesn’t effect everyday people directly

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social just got to the show. Mike Gundy was hired 6.13 pounds of Supernatural dvd discs ago

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

@janecoaston.bsky.social after I win powerball, want to help me produce a movie about how this is a No?

Mike Holmgrens last stand

Sarah Palin at the 1987 Great Alaska Shootout:

@cooperlund.online the joke’s payoff is here

@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social good job, good effort

@kleinman.bsky.social doesn’t this cut against your Companies you Least Want To Go to War With theory (Disney #1)

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

@dhm.bsky.social don’t mean to nip pick your chiefs fan section. BUT. There was also the incident of a chiefs fan killing another chiefs fan who accidentally fell asleep in the other chiefs fan’s car. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Kawhi ain't come into work today, T.

Game’s probably over, post good TikToks

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social it’s glorious. And heavy.

@lioneltrolling.bsky.social does this fit your “why do all these guys look like gay Dracula?” Theory www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-k...

Sure. But only because it's funny.

@jasonkirk.fyi you didn’t say VBS put out a book

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social have fun on your next FrankenCast appearance. There will (probably) be less Italian nudity

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social congrats on your new job as danish zoo director

Glenn Mason turning down Georgia and returning to Kansas