@itschristmastown.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social fellas, there are some uncomfortable questions to be asked about the hallmark universe. Does Nelson Agholor exist? Has anyone ever received a restraining order because of threats to a coach?

NFL Films made this for all of us. A Carol of the DOINKS.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

that’s joy

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

@itschristmastown.bsky.social I think it’s cool you’re writing features for the official paper of record now www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...

"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨

@cjzero.bsky.social announcers were just talkin bout “bumpin and grindin like at junior prom” at ~ 1:47 left in KU-Cuse. NEED that audio

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh

@teamziller.bsky.social obviously based on history things can go south real quick but….has the ayton signing actually turned out great (*so far)

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

I watched some Broncos offense last Thursday night while listening to the blues in a New Orleans bar and alternating between sazerac rye and THC seltzer. I kinda enjoyed it. I also probably would have enjoyed staring at an unlit candle.

@patrickwyman.bsky.social need your thoughts on coach’s analysis

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

@itschristmastown.bsky.social finally. The Day The Wine Clown Cried has been released.

#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

New favourite example of structural ambiguity

His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

@mtsw.bsky.social I guess this is progress in headline writing

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

@jaketapper.bsky.social is he mentally okay?

@dieworkwear.bsky.social just saw a commercial for a shirt company that sells golf polos with stiff buttoned collars and I can’t imagine your exasperation at the whole concept

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social snuck in a quickie before mistress time

@hollyanderson.bsky.social congrats on surviving the uncanny valley

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

@patrickwyman.bsky.social any intent in adapting or updating this piece, much like you did with Amercian Gentry? Past 5 years have been…something for America’s men patrickwyman.substack.com/p/bro-cultur...

@homefield.bsky.social was checking in on a niche podcast. You may need to update your bio to be “not porn”. Just to be safe

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @itschristmastown.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social @mobute.bsky.social fellas. They’re back with a football movie

this rules so much

This means that there's at least a small chance that the Cowboys front office came to Jerry Jones with the Micah Parsons trade, he meant to flip them off, gave them the thumbs up by accident, and has been pretending it's what he meant all along since

@janecoaston.bsky.social congrats on this special day for your family

@rodger.bsky.social how does Pat Mahomes run again? (I can’t find the old post)

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi you think the Disney scuba bandit is at this FL game?

@kilgoretrout.bsky.social I know you’ve Logged Off, but I can feel your James Franklin anger like obi won hearing the millions of lives screaming out

@sickoscommittee.org @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @lucyrohden.bsky.social @joelanderson.bsky.social @alexkirshner.com @mattbrown.bsky.social @janecoaston.bsky.social please start a weekly contest for biggest college football sicko custom multi-view setup

@jaywillis.net was this your idea?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social very disappointed this article is not related to the new season of Love is Blind coming out

@itschristmastown.bsky.social uh oh

@amandamull.bsky.social Todd granthem is on the market, ready and willing to join the Georgia staff golf grouping

@edzitron.com I think it’s cool you run the economist now www.economist.com/business/202...