BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

This dude is intense and correct

…motherfucking QR CODES?!? “We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you! And we still won’t do shit about fuck”

I love the rare dunk day on Bluesky. I had plans today, but I’m just gonna pour a Scotch and absorb Scott Adams slams for the next eight hours.

Body cameras lol the guy was taking video with his own phone so he could upload it himself! Accountability don't mean shit when you don't use the evidence to do anything! Abolish or gtfo

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

because I can freely download two different child pornography generating apps on Apple's App Store and the Google Play store, both very popular and highly ranked, I must conclude that Apple and Google endorse that activity

Abolishing ICE is not enough. All of DHS needs to be ripped out by the roots. Dissolve CBP and ICE completely, and move TSA, Secret Service, FEMA, and the Coast Guard to other agencies.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.

Jason Molina would have been 52 today. I'm so happy to see his music be perhaps more popular than ever now. Read this if you never did it's good. LISTEN.

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

the American Christmas song canon consists of: - Jesus was born - Christmas is nice - I'm kind of sad at Christmas - I'm kind of horny at Christmas and then also - This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit

so sick of this shit

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

Put all tech bros in the contraption 2028

C’mon Tarantino, you coward. Cast Paul Dano in your last movie. Do it.

I'm at the combination

I think this is very mean and unfair but on the other hand I love what a petty bitch he’s being to someone who seemingly has done nothing to wrong him

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.

It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"

Logging hours at the arcade in the vain hope of being ready for these guys

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

You could even fall in love with an employee and write a great song about it! youtu.be/VvV465SHJBg?...

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

RIP Udo Kier, a true original 📽️ his one and only social media post:

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

RIP Rebecca Heineman (1963-2025), video game industry legend, Interplay cofounder, creator of Bard’s Tale 3 (1988) & Dragon Wars (1989), programmer on dozens of games and ports (Wolfenstein 3D, Another World), and first champion of a national US video game tournament - on SPACE INVADERS in 1980.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

if we can figure out how to effectively oust these fucking terminal losers out of the party, we will never lose another election in our lives

Oh my god PLEASE let RFK get involved with Scott Adams’ cancer treatment.

if the blue jays do a grand slam rn, canada should get to burn down the white house again

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

They should let Aykroyd do Nothing but Trouble again but give him even more money this time