Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

name a performer you're always happy to see in a film or series

Anyway mezcal is made from wild agave and can l only be produced on Mexican land. It blows tequila out of the water and opens enjoyers up to a world of varieties and flavors as compared to tequila.

john podhoretz when the train is moving on the big screen it is NOT coming at you you are NOT in danger,

Time to watch Casablanca again, maybe for the last time ever.....

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

The smoothest song ever that is also basically “bitch you are a mess” youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A?...

kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

imagine if it happens and the ai bubble pops and ice is defunded all in the same year. it could happen. reversion to the mean owes us a big check after the last 10 years.

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

replace rfk jr with this guy

BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

This dude is intense and correct

…motherfucking QR CODES?!? “We won’t abolish ICE but if you get close enough to one holding a gun at your face to scan his code, we’ll know who murdered you! And we still won’t do shit about fuck”

I love the rare dunk day on Bluesky. I had plans today, but I’m just gonna pour a Scotch and absorb Scott Adams slams for the next eight hours.

Body cameras lol the guy was taking video with his own phone so he could upload it himself! Accountability don't mean shit when you don't use the evidence to do anything! Abolish or gtfo

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

because I can freely download two different child pornography generating apps on Apple's App Store and the Google Play store, both very popular and highly ranked, I must conclude that Apple and Google endorse that activity

Abolishing ICE is not enough. All of DHS needs to be ripped out by the roots. Dissolve CBP and ICE completely, and move TSA, Secret Service, FEMA, and the Coast Guard to other agencies.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.

Jason Molina would have been 52 today. I'm so happy to see his music be perhaps more popular than ever now. Read this if you never did it's good. LISTEN.

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

the American Christmas song canon consists of: - Jesus was born - Christmas is nice - I'm kind of sad at Christmas - I'm kind of horny at Christmas and then also - This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit

so sick of this shit

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

Put all tech bros in the contraption 2028

C’mon Tarantino, you coward. Cast Paul Dano in your last movie. Do it.

I'm at the combination

I think this is very mean and unfair but on the other hand I love what a petty bitch he’s being to someone who seemingly has done nothing to wrong him

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.