Hate it when I have something to complain about, but other friends of mine are going through way worse stuff. Stop it! Stop putting my problems in perspective!!

It's a fishmas miracle @seanmorl.com

when I was in college, the two most "get a load of THIS guy" guys were the NORML weed-reform table guy and the preacher who would harass students and scream about hating women, gays, and any cool sex stuff wild to think that, in 2025, they both won

the American Christmas song canon consists of: - Jesus was born - Christmas is nice - I'm kind of sad at Christmas - I'm kind of horny at Christmas and then also - This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit

[driving to work, seeing a car wrapped around a telephone pole, clearly not survivable] [points] that happened because the driver hated me too much

with Fishmas just over one week away I made a sizzle reel of catch reactions from previous fishmas competitors.

Automan Theme Song : 60s

slumdog millionaire but it's about me at pub quiz night and all the flashbacks are just me reading entertainment weekly on the toilet from ages 10-13

why do computer users have to put up with the misery of everyone formatting things for mobile? can we all agree that this is the absolute worst way to consume baseball highlights? @mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

attend the tale of God Shammgod

RIP Horst Wessel, struck down today at the age of 31

More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.

"Well, everyone knows that the great replacement is just racist horseshit parroted only by terrible bigots. What this column presupposes is... maybe it isn't" - The New York Times, every day now

why not done

Today feels like a good day for it to happen, I think. Why wait?

One thing to remember is that, when people think about Claus Von Stauffenberg, nobody thinks "hey, wasn't that guy a Nazi?" Which he was! But we remember him a whole lot better than that. For reasons

imagine living a life so empty & unfulfilled that each your hateful fantasies are being horrifically realized in public view, every single day, but you still get teary-eyed and pound your fists because Cracker Barrel decided the old guy leaning on the barrel wouldn't be on their signs anymore. bleak

please just let me sign in to websites with passwords. no i don't want to set up fingerprints. no i don't want to give you my face. no i don't want you to message my phone to unlock an authenticator app to get a passkey to unlock a captcha to prove that i want to sign in and buy a sandwich. please

the dropoff from goldfish to silverfish is wild

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nothing on computer is more gaslighting than the eternally-unchecked "Remember Me" box that silently mocks you when you have to log in fifty times a day

comedy is legal again, folks!

to live in modern times is to suffer repeatedly from a poison ingredient, convenience, or app that seems fine at first. and then after you've become poisoned it turns out that it was poisonous the whole time, with no remedy

Hot dog

can we have a little Butlerian Jihad, as a treat?

[to Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory"] I'm in the zone! Of interest!

you owe it to yourself to check out the directors cut - taller aspect ratio means you get to see more of the action!

less scrupulous history buffs know that right about now would be a very good time to invest in Siemens

B 6? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. N 37? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. G 58? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. O 83? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. N 41? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo card. O 75? Wow, I did *not* have that on my bingo c

Truly breathtaking to see the speed with which all these lunatics who spent years beating the "FEMA prison camps!" and "they're going to persecute wrongthink!" and "they want to track our every move!" drums fall in line behind people very publicly bragging about how much they're doing those things

Fortnite-style mashup culture, where every pop culture property needs to be comprised of every other pop culture property, has really crossed into the mainstream: Civil War 2 is going to have Nazis in it

Hey everyone. One of my coworkers heard that I had a small platform online, so he begged me to share a song he made. He's a very single man so I hope this helps him out. youtu.be/ghyvL3YLjbs?...

Unfortunate announcement: We did another song and will be in this again. I'm very sorry to bring you this message in these trying times.

30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.

Explaining Take A Break magazine to @albrot.party with @clemmie.bsky.social

Every photo of RFKJr looks like that frame in the horror movie when they've just replaced the actor with the practical effects dummy that is about to have its head explode, or face melt, or turn into The Thing

chuck schumer smugly tweeting "it's just plane wrong" before shambling back into his crypt for six more weeks of winter

Just got off a phone call, and then my screen darkened and my phone bugged me to leave a review for "Phone" Why is life like this everywhere every single moment I really feel like the water's boiling and we're all the idiot frogs who didn't notice while tech cranked up the heat

open a goth bar and call it the Pallor Parlor that one's free

stunning developments out of the vatican today