I don’t know man if capitalism has just resulted in a small network of pedophiles destroying all life on earth then perhaps we should consider that it is a complete and utter failure as a system

if democrats think trans people's lives are worth sacrificing then i don't think they get to whine about losing their votes too

Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.

These parents tell on themselves with everything they say They tell themselves their children went NC because some other person, like a therapist, convinced their child to do so, because they can't conceive of their children as real people with their own thoughts and agency

The argument that banning someone who has deliberately used their car as a weapon from driving is too severe a limitation of their mobility & opportunity for employment should be a damning indictment of how society treats people who don't or can't drive - who are disproportionately disabled &/ poor.

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

humanity trying to fix its marriage with nature by having a kid smh

Everything republicans say has a subtext of "you can't prove I don't believe that"

The president fails to realize how deeply Somali Americans love this country. We are doctors, teachers, and elected leaders working to make our country better. We will not let Trump intimidate or debilitate us. My op-ed: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/o...

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

Y'all watched Bob Roberts recently? I hadn't watched it since it came out in the 90s and I didn't really remember much about it and hoo boy, it sure predicted MAGA! Go ahead and watch it, it's free on YT

TIL Gordon and Susan were landlords

Secretary of War Crimes

just found my best friend (anyone who agrees that the Biden administration officials should also be tried for war crimes)

Me, listening to Mayor Elect Mamdani and Sen. Sanders at a Starbucks strike gathering: Mamdani: "...and also to my left, Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont" Me: Is he, though?

“I just have concerns about fairness in sport” - no, you don’t. There’s nothing fair about elite sports. You’re just looking for post hoc justification because we give you the ick

"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But looking at the data (age, high-stress job, cardiac history), it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."

Hitler didn’t make the trains run on time and it’s weird that people keep giving him credit for that

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw" brother get this through your head NOBODY can draw we are literally ALL BULLSHITTING

Remarkable: Rep Chrissy Houlahan, one of the Dems that Trump called for executing, tells me her office literally filled out a Capitol Police threat report that listed "the president" as the person making the threat. It's at 9:20 on our pod. Much more like that here: newrepublic.com/article/2034...

Love is chill, love is dank. It does not thirst, it does not flex, it is not extra. It does not cancel others, it is not sus, it is not salty, it keeps no receipts. Love does not spill tea but rejoices with the woke. It always stans, is always fam, is always G.O.A.T, always slays

Lol they really said "women be shopping"

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku? Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful. Altman: Goku will power our data centers. Interviewer: yeah

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism. They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.

we can nap if we want to we can leave your friends behind because your friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they're no friends of mine

I can't stop watching this youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...

It’s wild how “conservative” used to indicate “person who prefers the established rules and is maybe a little slower to change” and now it just means “this individual is an avowed white supremacist”

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Sadly this is no longer accurate but he is still less than 100 votes ahead of the write-ins

Eric Adams only got 0.3% of the vote. Has any other incumbent ever lost this hard?

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

i mean it's great mamdani won and all but have you felt the schadenfreude of seeing eric adams currently beating a coalition of mickey mouse, bugs bunny, and spongebob squarepants by 40 votes?

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

anyway. Dick Cheney died the same day Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of New York City. you bet your whole ass a better world is possible.

curious!

Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.

ACAB includes people who report posts for celebrating Dick Cheney being dead.

Now I suspect that this was done deliberately by the regime to lower the cost of the acquisition of the Tylenol brand

Possibly igniting mass exodus? When a million apartments just opened up? And a million of the worst people just left? Lol, lmao