This meme nailed the Pitt viewing experience:

🎶 The purpose of a system is what it does 🎶

You should call her

I used this and it’s almost indistinguishable from the fuckers that charge $ for their “service”. Less advertising, different fonts.

I just did my taxes. Took like 20 minutes, tops. Their price is much better than those other fuckers, you know who I mean. Federal is free, state is $15 www.freetaxusa.com?friend=LjBnjr

"there are crazy, dangerous people on public transit!" lol, have you ever been on a highway in the US? I'd much rather hear some guy shouting conspiracy theories than get killed by someone in a giant pickup who was doing 20 over the speed limit while watching tiktok

This is a beautiful joke

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

He says 5 things every day that you and your siblings would hold an emergency Zoom call over about getting him into a home if he were your relative

Tag yourself, I'm the apostrophe at the end of Fuckin

The Princess Bread

I have a new favorite post

Good to see What the Fuck Is Wrong With You University's Department Of No Fucking Shit Studies is still in business

🎯🎯🎯 Their counterargument has always been, and never been more complex than, "Shut up, ugly."

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

I care more about the lives of trans people than about the feelings of cis people and if you're upset about me calling you a bad person for this, I don't give a shit

"but it's unfair to say you're a bad person for supporting JK Rowling" man shut up

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

My wife's description of Jordan Peterson: "Ron Paul Sartre."

SHINY ✨

Now cooking on a gas range for the first time in decades and holy shit do they stink Miss my induction range so much

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Sunday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

movements don’t need heroes. history should never be built or taught around great men, or women. the collective is why change happens—that is what should be celebrated.

I don't mean this to sound insensitive at ALL but it's not lost on me that schools and holidays and whatever else are immediately being renamed due to new info about Cesar Chavez While white men with accusations like of heinous crimes get to keep their jobs AS PRESIDENT

The ultimate irony is that TPUSA is organized around the idea that a religious minority (Muslims, who comprise 1% of the population) wants to take over the country & tell us how to live, when TPUSA speaks for a religious minority (maybe 30%) that wants to take over the country & tell us how to live.

Can someone PLEASE tell me what company sponsored this installation at SXSW. Because lmao

For clarity on the current situation…

The U.S. is currently governed by Biff Tannens and Jaws Mayors

Maybe it will happen today

That animal fat you like is coming back into style

found some old drilosophers posts in my files. i've contributed something good to this world, i think

Recently, Ta-Nehisi Coates said, “Well, they’re killing people in the streets. I don’t like to say I told you so, but I saw this coming years ago, and they said I was being too alarmist. But it’s consistent with what the United States is as a country.“

This is not germane to Karl's point really but this image looks like if Jim Breuer got cast in a Peter Thiel biopic.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

hey guess what conservatism was always bad, even if it wasn't always fascism people who think they should get to control other people want something that is bad and should not be indulged or encouraged EVER

This is why I don't trust anyone who uses the term "politically correct" derisively

Screaming

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

If misogyny disqualified men from your respect, you could all spend a lot less time being like "Oh my god, I'm so shocked to discover that he's hateful and stupid," later.

We are being governed by people who think that the way you accomplish things is by yelling

1946 was also the year in which L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons attempted to summon the Antichrist through Crowleyan sex magick Maybe they accidentally did the wrong magick and now everyone born in 1946 is the Antichrist

"laptop"

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

Remember when the beef industry sued Oprah for saying she didn't like beef? What a bunch of baby-brained freaks

Donald Trump accusing others of being crazy is like Donald Trump accusing others of being criminals is like Donald Trump accusing others of being racist is like Donald Trump accusing others of being corrupt is like Donald Trump accusing others of being idiotic is like Donald Trump accusing others of

If your chiropractor “helped” you, congratulations on getting lucky