On Christmas Eve, these shitbag thugs are out hunting today's Jews and fugitive slaves for fun and overtime. May every last one of them die painfully of boils and fulminant syphilis as every member in their families is too ashamed to be glimpsed near their lonely deathbed.

It's the end of 2025, and that means it's time to spotlight the amazing work of Episodic Medium's contributors. I've removed the paywall on a review by each, meaning here's 17 great reviews (and one of mine) from this year, plus 10% off yearly subscriptions (and gift subscriptions).

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

Starting to think Rudolph should’ve remained a weirdo outcast because these reindeer games seem kinda sketchy

It's incredible to me how the mainstream press will be incredulous and skeptical when RFK Jr and other HHS officials push they're quackery around vaccines but suddenly become credulous when they go attack trans healthcare. Anti vax and anti trans beliefs are all the same quack pseudoscience.

Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch. Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.

What’s so frustrating about these posts is that you used to be able to go right to the post and reply, “you absolute dumb dildo, learn how to think” but we’ve all escaped the racist bot hellscape and now he’s just surrounded by people being like “right on you genius.” The internet is a failure.

This story is the place where two of the worst trends in journalism--"My job is to police anything that I can pretend is an excess of the left" and "Contrarianism is the greatest of all virtues"--meet, have sex on top of a rusty alley dumpster, and pass out in each other's arms.

Got my average moves per game in REUNION down below 20, so yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m back

You cannot convince me that this is not a movie generated by either AI or a Movie Mad Libs algorithm

Holee shit when I tell you I have watched this 43 times in a a row and it just keeps getting funnier…

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Public Service Announcement: DISPATCHES FROM ELSEWHERE is now available on Netflix. Go and watch it if you have not seen it. That is all.

I see we’re back in the discourse of “this is how people reacted to a movie so clearly that was the director’s intent” and I do not have enough hair to tear out so I guess we’ll just tear out metaphorical hair

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Bruce Springsteen Sonic Youth DJ Shadow Veruca Salt St. Vincent

The older I get, the more Lane and Ms. Kim on GILMORE GIRLS define the prototypical parent/child relationship for me: Lane [psyching herself up to talk to her mom]: Just go talk to her! It’ll be great. She WANTS you to be happy… On some level. I think.

Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice. 📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber. Prosecute her and everyone involved.

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics. It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT. It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse. Transgender care saves lives.

The John Wick series is fun because one of them is quite clearly working through some identity issues John Wick John Wick Chapter 2 John Wick Chap 3 PARABELLUM John Wick Chapter 4

This is brilliant

We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

And stay the fuck out, you embarrassing wannabe D&D Punisher cosplay dipshits

I was just saying to a friend, sometimes it feels like there is no solidarity on earth stronger than abusive nightmare creep solidarity

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

If you’re not watching PLURIBUS, go watch PLURIBUS send skeet

Keep saying it every day. Even if it feels like you’re shouting into the void. Call your reps and tell them to #AbolishICE …and then tell them to initiate the trials.

The elder white millennial's Kendrick v Drake assassination is going down over at the bad place

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

I strongly encourage all my fellow Illinois people to give Sen. Durbin a call and let him know what you think of his choice to sell out the American people and destroy their health care for no good reason other than he’s a little tired of having to stand up for any sort of principle: 312.353.4952

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Mamdani is going to institute Shuri law. Everyone will have to obey the will of the new Black Panther

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

DELETE YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT. I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FOLLOWER NUMBERS. YOU ARE AIDING AND ABETTING EVIL AT THIS POINT.

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”

Hey wake up babe a new person to block just dropped

This is the most dystopian shit

I’m only 20 minutes into A HAUNTING IN VENICE and this movie is legitimately bananas. Unhinged that someone looked at it and said “yes this is cinema for grown-ups”

Grokipedia’s lengthy entry on “White Supremacism” has a funny way of ending most of its paragraphs by saying some variant of, “but actually, it’s not so bad, and/or the anti-racists are worse”

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

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Quboz and Tidal are two great options! They’re much better for the artists too. There are also services like Tune My Music that help you transfer your music over to a new platform.

Spotify customer service is immediately ending conversations if you ask about them airing ICE advertisements on the platform. Cancel your Spotify subscription. #BoycottSpotify

BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT. DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY. THEY ENDORSE FASCISM AND KIDNAPPING WITHIN THEIR STORES. BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT! BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT! BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT! PASS IT ON!!

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all. apnews.com/article/adam...