idk man i think we’re fucked. we’re too stupid and too self-obsessed to properly fight this. there’s no broad socialist movements in the USA to properly counter this and the people who should have been radicalized by the past 10 years have been fed petty grievances and 24/7 streaming sport-politics

if i had a breakfast fast food joint my big mac would be a chicken fried steak double down with gravy and white american cheese inbetween the steaks

if i had a breakfast fast food joint my big mac would be a chicken fried steak double down with gravy and white american cheese inbetween the steaks

It's funny seeing so much daylight savings time discourse because I absolutely guarantee you personally thought about your position and its execution and consequences more than every single legislator combined.

“if u give a citizen universal education, they’ll want universal healthcare. if u give them universal healthcare they’ll want universal childcare. if you give them universal childcare they’ll want a jobs guarantee. if…”

“if you give a mouse a cookie” is clearly anti-progressive propaganda

I'm shaketh to my core that a man could read me in such a manner

you know what? ahh, nevermind.

big week for hell

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

hearing from my sources now that graham was a ritualistic sacrifice to resurrect mcconnell

Ahhhh that's my video on a Nintendo Switch!! In a game you can buy now!!

Its my birthday so you HAVE to go and buy my unicycling video game

I've seen multiple clips of Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer floating around the past couple of days and I just wanna say that water goes so hard on a circuit bent PS2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=s59n...

ze/zir mixalot

dear meta please top telling me what my exact god damn sleep position is in ads u serve me???

gurgle spit

just do it

testing to see if ur gay

Sir’d! At The Bottom Surgery Follow-up Appoinment

selfcest is when u play celeste alone

selfcest is when u play celeste alone

your paycheck is a bribe

your paycheck is a bribe

if u can’t imagine two twinks riding it is it even a guitar like be real

If you consider that liberals view trans women as drag queens, and thus spectacles and performers first whose critiques must be pleasant and funny and whose suffering must be hidden for the show, then it makes sense how mad they get when we’re a little human about the troubles

if u can’t imagine two twinks riding it is it even a guitar like be real

titties are the balls of the vagina

Me: my mothers pussy Psychologist: ok what about this one Me: also my mothers pussy Psychologist: we dont have to keep doing the Rorschach blots if it’s making you uncomfortable Me: no I’m good hit me again

'I'm SO tired of people assuming all [cis]het romance is bad, the word 'hetslop' makes me angry and tired' Yeah, now imagine being threatened with corrective rape or being denied employment because you're a woman married to another woman or something. I dunno, get real problems.

finally. i got that Gorilla Gripper. two in fact

stephen K universe

finally. i got that Gorilla Gripper. two in fact

the antipathy will continue until morale dissolves 🫡

they’re saving the mcconnell death announcement for the fourth of july so that all the fireworks will be a little less tone deaf

Woah did y'all know they put a Reznor inside Super Mario World 2??

few know this but dratini and dragonair are shenis type pokémon

pokémon orchi and hyster

charlie kirk? oh you mean hearsed vessel

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

I know that if I ask my dad, a self described “moderate liberal” about all these DSA candidates winning, he’ll retort with “well yes, *in urban areas*, where they’re more likely to win.” So like… where all the people are?

I’m a trans teacher fleeing Florida with my wife. I’m literally on the road north as I type this. It feels even more urgent today.

Really can't help but wonder what these proposed age verification laws are going to mean for the safety of trans folks online whose documentation almost never matches their identity in the early stages, when online community matters most

mungo jerry’s “in the summertime” is just chopped n screwed penis music

“we are capitalists, not socialists” is the rallying cry for people who honestly believe the only way society can exist at all is with slavery, colonialism, violence, and exploitation, all of which they call “competition” to soften it up sell it to the masses who will be doing the “competing”

Alright. I've asked for help a lot before but this is the first time I've set up a GoFundMe. I have until the end of the summer to get on my feet and take control of my life, so I'm asking for help to try and ensure I have a safety net and can avoid being homeless. www.gofundme.com/f/help-morga...

You know, it's weird, they never sounded this militant about the guys who are nazis.