I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

JFC. Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.

lol. CBS had been trying to get Zohran Mamdani for an interview, but Bari Weiss' deranged tweeting caused him to turn it down link.vanityfair.com/view/5df1007...

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

one page rpg: winston churchill vs one otter you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

This is indicative of a mindset which essentially says "there can be no such thing as scholarship or intelligence when it comes from a group I've been conditioned to demonize" and we'd all be better off if we realized these people are simply like this. There's nothing to persuade here, it's bigotry.

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

Pure cope from Goldman again.

the important thing i think is that they get comfortable now with living in federal facilities

hmm

i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

Time to sic my doctor on the pharmacy.

There's an eco-friendly Gundam made from recycled plastic and eggshells.

My neck My back Boa constrictor attack

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Good morning phone people.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

doormats that go hard

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Sleipnir #sygnin #darkart

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.

Early work week day 2, lfg!

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

I can't compete with this.

why is the press covering up James Talarico's sexual

Work is dead. Wish I could go home.

Keep that MF thang on me

You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

did u know new sata ssds are mostly empty inside but just the right size for a custom enclosure