It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

I think I've accidentally taken some drugs.

Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult to decipher social situations at the best of times – yet has mysteriously managed to last three entire decades without playfully spanking a colleague.

Prime Day celebrates the indomitable spirit of optimism in which we sign up for a month’s free trial of something, confident we’ll remember to unsubscribe before we start paying, and yet here we are still paying every month five years later.

It’s amazing what people get away with observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

the first conspiracy.

i blanked on Dr Julian Bashir's name and i had to remind myself of it by searching "Garak love interest"

This is next level! 💥

David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.

Me when I look at these Beatles wax works

When one of your satirical pieces breaks Google

‘I can’t even touch the books you’ve read’ – Bob Dylan, ‘The Idiot Wind’

please welcome the newest member of the Buffering family (and the latest wearer of the traveling yummy sushi pajamas) baby Sal! everyone is happy and healthy! ❤️🍣❤️

If I was going to write a joke about how silly AI is, I would have written this one. Absolute scenes

Got married this weekend.

I think I should start bringing cue cards with me to my testosterone shots because the injection takes 5 minutes and coming up with 5 minutes worth of small talk so it’s less awkward whilst there’s a needle in my arse is not one of my strengths. Ended up talking about rollercoasters once.

did the doctor from arrested development write this

Opinion | The woke Left is banging the table claiming that it was Russian soldiers who invaded Ukraine in 2022. But how do we know it wasn't Antifa and Black Lives Matter, wearing Russian uniforms?

They tried to cancel John Crace from covering the right-wing jamboree at ExCel but no one can stop him filing copy this good www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

nzsky underrated

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Robbing a bank but misgendering somebody on my way out so the entire British political establishment has my back.

“If Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife then what happened to Rose’s husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife with the big boat fling bloke she wouldn’t share a door with?” “I meant questions about the job” “Oh. What time is lunch?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]

OH SHitshitshit. I screwed up. I just... Alan Moore is stronger than he looks. Pretty sure he knows kung fu. Possibly also magic. He's looking for me right now. I hid in his closet but it's just a matter of time before he finds me. I don't care about the attempted kidnapping charges. CALL THE COPS!!

Oops 😬

INT. Starship Enterprise CPT. PICARD Earl Grey, hot. PICARD watches in horror (and lust) as the malfunctioning machine creates a naked, jacked Englishman in front of his eyes.

This branding is like the solution to a riddle designed to rid people of their unconscious bias against lesbian couples being able to own bakeries.

“I had that actress from the 1950 film “Odette” in the back of my cab once” “Anna Neagle?” “No, she was on her own”

Look no matter how I do, not everyone can say they made their own cardigan when they go on Mastermind.

Bessie Coleman was a half Native American and half African-American woman and the first of both to hold a pilot license in the US and internationally.

This is a fantastic piece

I've got Walls panicking

love the NY Times being like "it's time for you to take bird flu seriously" is it? what would you like me, some guy, to do about it? am I who hasn't been taking it seriously?

OpenAI: China stole our tech!! Luddites: Oh weird how'd you make your tech in the first place OpenAI: 😡

Fewer than half of British people can name the 2022 British PM with a 5-letter surname starting with T. Politics can be more brutal than showbusiness sometimes.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

In DuckTales, the city where Donald Duck lives is Duckburg. In the Dutch version it's Duckstad. In German Entenhausen (“home of ducks”). And in some French versions... Donaldville. I found this unimaginative, until I remembered there’s a place in Missouri called Humansville (and I'm from Manchester)

After leaving Trump's inauguration] ME: FRIEND: ME: FREIND: ME: FREIND: Lot of rapists for an in - ME: A LOT of rapists for an inauguration

this is.....actually reassuring?

Strong move. This should be filed with The Goons and Round The Horne and The Burkiss Way and On The Hour in the 'All Time Greats' column. John Finnemore is one of the best writers of comedy of our time.

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

When I left home I forgot to take all my porn mags with me. Imagine my surprise on my first visit back to find my mum had filed them in a lever arch file. Even my dad remarked she'd surpassed herself this time.

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found