Amanda
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A thread of silly videos I've made (most of which are over a minute long, so have to be posted via YouTube links) The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but theyâre dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
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Dirty Dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6esjlZhA
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To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but havenât been put into soak.
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I love that little rhyme about todayâs date. âRemember, remember itâs only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.â Pretty sure thatâs how it goes anyway.
4 days ago
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Annual reminder. If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
5 days ago
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Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
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Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
11 months ago
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Iâll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
8 days ago
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Itâs that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
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For my scary Halloween costume this year Iâm going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
11 days ago
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Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
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Postman Pat - The Horror Version.
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Postman Pat - The horror version.
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmVxlYpLJRk&t=1s
11 months ago
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Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
9 days ago
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For my scary Halloween costume this year Iâm going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
11 days ago
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The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
12 days ago
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Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the âcute vintage trinkets from the late 1900sâ sheâd used to decorate it. I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
13 days ago
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Shout out to all owners whose pets donât understand the clocks went back so will still trying to get you to feed them dinner an hour earlier than usual.
13 days ago
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My brain: Needs to use GPS when Iâm driving to remember how to get to a place Iâve previously driven to multiple times before. Also my brain: Remembers every single lyric to the 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio while Iâm driving to the place it canât remember how to get to.
about 1 month ago
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When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.
about 1 month ago
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âIf Rose and Jack reunited in the afterlife, then what happened to Roseâs husband, the man she married and raised a family with? Did he have to spend eternity watching his wife getting it on with the big boat fling bloke?â âI meant questions about the jobâ âOh. What time is our lunch break?â
about 1 month ago
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Me: Ah, time to go to sleep. All ready to drift off in the lovely peace and quiet. My dogs and/or my cat: Ok, she's trying to go to sleep. Yeah, now feels like the PERFECT time to jump up on the bed and start loudly licking my genitals.
about 1 month ago
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Remembering the time this sponsored advert popped up on Facebook, and at first I thought it was for Halloween knickers.
about 1 month ago
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September 30th vs October 1st
about 1 month ago
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I love crisp Autumn mornings. I had 3 packets of cheese and onion for breakfast.
about 1 month ago
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Remembering the time I did a huge double take in Aldi.
about 2 months ago
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I was going to make a joke about homeopathy, but it didn't work.
about 2 months ago
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âWell done to Melania, the winner of tonightâs Bingo top prize of ÂŁ20. Drinks are on you, eh, love! Next up is the Meat Raffle. But first, the owner of the silver Fiesta parked by the bins, you've left your lights on."
about 2 months ago
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Bit of a random question but if there are any vets (the ones who treat sick animals) who read this who would possibly please answer a question for me, I would really appreciate it.
about 2 months ago
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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
11 months ago
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When you're working from home. Dogs: OH MY GOD YOUâRE HERE ALL DAY AND THIS IS THE BEST AS I CAN LOVE YOU AND SEE YOU AND BE WITH YOU AND FOLLOW YOU AND I AM SO HAPPY AND EXCITED BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREATEST AND I LOVE YOU BEING HERE SOOOO MUCH! Cats: What the fuck are you still doing here?
10 months ago
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Saw a video on Instagram that pointed out that Dirty Dancing came out in 1987 and was set in 1963, so if it was remade now in 2025 then it would be set in 2001, and now I need a little lie down in a dark room for a while.
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it. Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasnât ready at all. [sound on]
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5 months ago
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Happy 4th anniversary to the time this happened on Twitter.
about 2 months ago
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Poppy is 10 today! Happy birthday to my daft, stubborn, greedy, beautiful, big brown bear.
2 months ago
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Well itâs once again that time of year when the supermarkets start selling tubs of chocolate in preparation for Christmas, knowing full well weâll buy them to put away, then eat them and have to replace them at least 8 times before December.
2 months ago
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I have watched this video more times now than Iâd like to admit, but it has made me laugh every single time. [sound most definitely up]
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4 months ago
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Getting older is basically stopping worrying about some part of your body that is hurting simply because youâre now focused on another part that hurts more.
3 months ago
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Going to tell my grandkids that these were the kids in Stranger Things by the time Season 5 finally aired.
3 months ago
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Not sure if this is meant for the kids or for the parents.
3 months ago
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Well, putting fake tan only on the bottom half of my legs at the weekend, forgetting I had a smear test today, succeeded in making a slightly awkward procedure even more awkward for me and being rather amusing for the nurse carrying out the test.
3 months ago
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The final dance in Dirty Dancing/The clubbing scene from Spaced mash up that no one asked for (but I made anyway)
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3 months ago
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I have seen the C word used several times recently on social media and I think itâs absolutely disgusting and totally unnecessary. Christmas is still over 4 months away.
3 months ago
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The final dance in Dirty Dancing/The clubbing scene from Spaced mash up that no one asked for (but I made anyway)
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3 months ago
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I did A Levels on the subjects of: Sweden Pop/disco music Eurovision Song Contest winners White satin flares I got ABBA
3 months ago
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How I think I look in the hot weather vs How I actually look in the hot weather
3 months ago
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Say, you had a next door neighbour who had made your life hell for 20yrs, and say your husband had set up a wildlife camera to record hedgehogs in your back garden and the camera caught the neighbour, at 2.30am, in your back garden stealing fruit, how likely is it the police will be interested?
3 months ago
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Facebook Memories just reminded me of the time I busted my dogs play fighting so they tried to pretend they were actually just being lovely to each other.
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3 months ago
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Apparently it's National Orgasm Day. I didn't see that coming.
#NationalOrgasmDay
3 months ago
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Were you even a teenage girl in the '90s if you didn't have a high ponytail with two thin strands of hair pulled out at the front.
3 months ago
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it. Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasnât ready at all.
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9 months ago
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Getting older is basically stopping worrying about some part of your body that is hurting simply because youâre now focused on another part that hurts more.
3 months ago
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Well rounded, creamy tasting, with a slight tang - Mature Cheddar Cheese. Boobies, willy, bum - Immature Cheddar Cheese.
4 months ago
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