You couldn’t find a place more open to middle-class, “just asking questions”, platformed in the Guardian-style transphobia than Hampstead, and yet this is the reaction to a decade of relentless campaigning.

You should not be able to be charged with crimes that are objectively funny.

I suddenly really want to listen to Franz Ferdinand's second album.

The squirrels in my roof are going to be ruinously expensive, I can tell.

Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat

But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs.

a girl said her fantasy is to be at the grocery store when it happens and now i can’t stop dreaming of it i’m standing looking at cheese at central market, when i hear people start whispering, picking up their phones and gasping NO, then squealing. i buy the mimolette and a bottle of krug.

Cis folks - this is what I mean when I say allyship is having skin in the game.

Puppies

Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!

Invoicing the government for chin electrolysis to make sure I look sufficiently female to use women's bathrooms.

I have sent another one of my emails to my MP.

I live in a loft conversion and there is some kind of vermin in/inside my roof and the first guy I spoke to about it said there was basically nothing to be done, help, I cannot listen to the sound of claws on tile a moment longer.

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

Maybe my favourite stream I've done so far - hotfixing dozens of rhinestones to a shoe while I info dump about the Wizard of Oz onscreen, inc. my favourite fact about legally distinct shades of green. www.youtube.com/live/XXZ4wUw...

had i been alive during medieval times i would have spent my life doing embroidery, practicing my french and poisoning my latest husband

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

Very nearly got mown down by a Deliveroo cyclist who ran the red at a Zebra crossing and yelled “IT’S RED MATE” in an accent I have never previously used

If I were a Kojima character, my name would be Deep Sighwoman

As headlines report 4m U.K. households now have air conditioning, I wanted to write about the part we’re not meant to say: it’s disabled, poor, and older people who are at risk in heatwaves but the wealthy and healthy who get to have the cool homes. Today’s col. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Judy Garland's first husband wrote The Stripper.

Me, if I was the father of any of the Scooby Doo kids: You’re doing what

why are threesomes only for sex i want to join a couple when they're getting cake

Broke my foot kicking Clark Kent in the balls for wearing those Ray-Ban pervert glasses

"Forty-nine votes were cast against the new rules, whilst only one vote was cast in their favour", yet still they went ahead with the ban. Clearly, women's opinions do not count!

"It’s a damning reflection of the UK's slide away from being a world leader on LGBTQIA+ rights." From 1st to 22nd in just ten years, UK drops again in ranking of LGBTQIA+ rights 👇

THE CHAFF PROJECT Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great! How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public. Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

Tell someone you fancy they look hot today while you have the plausible deniability of the heatwave

This song could not have been released at a better time for queer women to complain about the temperature (32° in my living room) music.youtube.com/watch?v=lZZ1...

It is already 28° in my flat.

I have absolutely no problem with this article‘s content but it’s weird that it frequently uses the word “boobs” outside of quotes, is that just an accepted journalistic word? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.

I have signed the "Not in our name" letter. I stand, with nearly 105,000 cis women, with our trans siblings. Please join me. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

It really is going to take unusual solidarity--we need people popping out of stalls like gophers to support sisters. By all means keep your pants (UK) down: DO YOU NEED A COMPARISON HERE I GOT ONE. Really reverse that public shame.

Pleased to report that Go Fug Yourself remains the star of my RSS reader.

Congratulations to @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social on somehow making Theresa May’s Conservative Party the most socially progressive government of the last decade, I suppose. Really impressive to be that fucking ghoulish a person.

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

I am back in the social security system and I don't think we acknowledge enough that if you co-habitate with or marry a romantic partner, you lose money. It denies disabled people the romantic life they are entitled to and is, and I don't think it's too far to say, rooted in eugenics.

i follow so many hot people h anging o n by a t hread

I am in an appalling pain flare so if the universe could just cradle me gently like a baby bird, that’d be great ty

OK but it’s giving enemies to lov- *a senior member of the Greens drags me from the room and straps me to an offshore wind farm*

The excellent ColourLab DK is on a farewell tour and discounted while stocks last! I managed to snag some more when my first batch sold out so hop to it if you want this before it goes. slipstitchldn.co.uk/collections/...

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

Sometimes you've just gotta match an outrageously bad pain day with outrageously bad television so let me tell you how delighted I was to learn that Ink Master is streaming.

Is this what mice look like in Warhammer 40k

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer