I texted my group chat the Frodo "it's over, it's done" gif and then panicked that they might think that It Had Happened but actually I was announcing the end of very long Music League.

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

Why don't we start with just a small inexpensive trial of one person, maybe me, for example

The way this would save so many of us.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

Sharing obvious AI slop, but wokely

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

I WAS JUST CHECKING THE WEATHER MOM, JEEZ DONT COME IN MY ROOM

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

Briefly went through a "maybe I should get a Ring" phase, could not be happier that I didn't

Thank you to everyone who got my book out from the library last year - it may not be a huge chunk of change but it covers my prescriptions for two months. This is meant to be less depressing than it sounds!

Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!" And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM STARDEW VALLEY

Save the NHS millions by not keeping every hospital at approx. 28°

Definitely want my author brand to advertise who tupped me.

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

Happy third 'doption day to Suzy Bishop, my precious goblin princess, who honestly made a tough year bearable

Hello like all insufferable posters I am Letterboxd now letterboxd.com/rosieatlarge/

Balatro run included early unlock of Astronomer and Constellations, the latter of which made it to 17x (plus Baseball Card on both)

By the way this was not a joke.

Put some kits on sale as it's the new year and people want to try new things and definitely not because I have a tax bill to pay in a few weeks slipstitchldn.co.uk/collections/...

Is there some kind of job I can pick up that I can do my own hours, from home, starting immediately? Like Uber for admin tasks. That's legal and allows me to keep my clothes on.

Wish I could internalize this

If this ever gets taken off the internet, I am never getting anything done again. soundcloud.com/birdfeeder/j...

You will too! Let's go 2026!!!!!

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

How dads comment on someone leaving the lights on, around the world...   5. It’s like the Blackpool illuminations in ’ere (UK English) 4. Are we living in Bethlehem? (Croatian) 3. We’re not in Versailles (French) 2. Is it Diwali again? (Hindi) 1. Was your grandpa Nikola Tesla? (Serbian)

Alas! It is 31 years since the world was deprived of one of its more colourful culinary characters: Phyllis Nan Sortain Pechey – better known as double bigamist, child abandoner, amphetamine user, dangerous driver, and celebrity cook Fanny Cradock

Received new headphones for Christmas so am putting them to use in the back of the car home, giggling to David Sedaris singing as Billie Holiday on @thisamericanlife.org

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Goodness me, it’s like someone rewrote The Twelve Days of Christmas with sex pests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A great time of year to upset Americans by telling them what we call aerated cream in a can.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

If my body had just decided to have this cold on Sunday when it first struck we could be done with it by now but no

Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

We've done some boxing by mistake

Guess my zero tolerance for AI is hitting the Calm app. You can easily find images like this in photo libraries but instead they made this. Ironically did not make me calmer.

Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else

I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...

My body is trying to decide whether it has a cold or not. Awake for several hours in the night. Did have a sore throat but not really. Kind of achy but that’s just me. Make up your damn mind.

important

oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.