Oh sure babe, yeah no totally, uh huh

I don't like reading sentences anymore

Oh damn I found the perfect gif for Chet’s WCF performance just a little too late

just wanted to read a kids’ menu online and look at all this fucking shit lmao

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

This sucks, that was a good show, the bad news slurry keeps rolling downhill

Can Jared McCain possibly live up to Poku’s legacy? Can any man?

when alex caruso shoots this well he is objectively one of the best basketball players alive

FUCK YEAH IT’S HAPPENING BABYYYYY

🎶I was gonna build a great team… But then I sold high 🎶

The sexual tension between the OKC in arena production team and the button that plays Titanium gotta be hitting a fever pitch in this game

There was a time when we used to do Booty Had Me Like posts. A more innocent age, and one that feels very far gone.

Watching Victor Wembanyama

What the fuck is this AI ass “first time in Puerto Rico” song playing at the Spurs stadium. Adam Silver where are you

We gotta ship Ajay to the Vatican before game 5

drivers love condescendingly talking down to cyclists like they were born yesterday and aren't responding to the road conditions made incredibly dangerous by them in their cars

Even in a graphic it’s alarming to see Chet and Wemby smiling this close to each other

Talking to Jared McCain

OKC's bench scored 76 points tonight, as a tribute to Daryl Morey

I love that this could be one of the greatest series in NBA history and Alex Caruso is averaging 24 ppg in it

Yep, this Spurs team is cool as hell but every good thing they do causes me to scream profanities at the television

I started watching Arsenal in the 50th game of the 49 unbeaten run. It's been 22 years with zero league wins. I was 16 year old kid and now I'm a 37 year old dad of two. And we are CHAMPIONS

Celebrating Arsenal first thing in the morning in Sydney and feeling very far from North London but here are some Emirates memories including my first game there (and one terrible photo of us hammered in the street after winning the FA cup in 2017)

Perfection.

OK but it’s giving enemies to lov- *a senior member of the Greens drags me from the room and straps me to an offshore wind farm*

*grabs you by the lapels* ARSENAL FC ARE LEADING THE PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE GOING INTO THE FINAL SET OF FIXTURES. NO TEAM HAS EVER LOST THE PREMIER LEAGUE WHEN LEADING GOING INTO THE FINAL SET OF FIXTURES. AN EXTRAORDINARY SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD NEED TO BEFALL US ALL FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN.

lotta ppl sayin wild things rn

I’m in a Music League with @rosieatlarge.bsky.social and whenever she’s stuck on a round she submits Strokin’ by Clarence Carter and I’m never sad to hear that truly deranged song. If you haven’t heard it listen today in honour of the big man.

"I don't want to be Prime Minister but we can't let Wes Streeting be Prime Minister" is a message I can back.

not to overreact but this quote made me want to buy a firearm

As a Thunder fan, fuck this guy. But as a hater? I gotta give it up.

I know this is doing numbers because it's riotous and cathartic but I love that the joke of this scene is that Ava got dolled up because she agreed to let some creepy old man letch on her in order to secure a deal but it's when she finds out he's a young A.I. douche that she gets repulsed by him.

Keir Starmer has resigned, that's right, resigned himself to the fact there's a long three years ahead of being prime minister

Obsessed with this defence of snobbery by @joshgondelman.bsky.social

I’d like to see Wemby try that shit with me (his elbow would pass 12+ inches over my head)

Every Reform councillor who was elected this week is going to go into their first day of work thinking that 80% of their borough's budget goes on giving immigrants pronouns and they're all going to find that every single department is underfunded and slightly reducing the budget will kill people

The Onion ass headline

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literally every player in OKC’s rotation would start for the Lakers. the only available Laker who would crack OKC’s rotation is 41 years old

Instead of letting the RBA smash mortgage holders, Labor could make the big corps pay. A 25% gas export tax would be deflationary - equivalent to three interest rate rises. But they won’t commit to one in the Budget. Labor has picked a side, and it’s big corporate profits.

I understand that cultural commentators need to discuss the most successful movie in the world right now but this is the only relevant review of Michael imo

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“Use AI to brainstorm but not to write.” “Use AI to help you outline but not to write.” These are commonly proposed as “ethical” ways for undergrad students to use AI, but I’m sorry, brainstorming & outlining are just as integral to writing as the actual construction of sentences.

That booing on ANZAC day was terrible says the RSL - so we are going to give in to it and let local RSLs cut the welcome to country. The worst response to ugly racist meanness. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...