watching as a neutral, last night was like the Friday Night Lights movie, where they come up literally a yard short of the championship and then everything is quiet and sad as Explosions in the Sky plays mournful electric guitar over it

Starting to contribute more stuff at The Onion but I’m looking for assistant work in comedy. Please let me know of any assistant work or writing submission opportunities in that area! I’d love to get to New York eventually. Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.

when other people live your dream

you were under the impression that it was an issue of access... that the intellectual resources were out of reach... No... People like being dumb

all I can say is good luck with that lol

why is there a “rude” tag here in the first place. one of the most embarrassing things about this site

anyone who's adopted 17 cats can't be all that bad

he did a pratfall to avoid getting out of answering the question

holding myself accountable and admitting to @laureneahmed.bsky.social that I was wrong about Puff bars. I tried them again and it turns out they are something quite special. turns out it’s only when they’re cold they go tough and chewy

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

@srirachachau.bsky.social your influence

I still can’t believe they got Link

I love this selfie I took at the Met. the piece is called “Everything #4” by Adrian Piper. it is in the “Afterlives: Contemporary Art in the Byzantine Crypt” exhibition

every Palestinian interviewed in this article has since been banned from bsky www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

so bsky is just not available in Ohio or Mississippi anymore?

the reality is, I remain on Twitter for Gaza. It is the best place for direct news/updates from Palestinians by a country mile, unlike here, where they are all but absent and repeatedly censored and banned.

I love this selfie I took at the Met. the piece is called “Everything #4” by Adrian Piper. it is in the “Afterlives: Contemporary Art in the Byzantine Crypt” exhibition

is it moral high grounding to talk about a genocide? fuck off.

pro wrestling??** 🤞

bluesky is a PWI

I’m just now finding out they banned my man Link for posting the Charlie photo from The Instant Before It Happened, which makes me furious but it is also the funniest way to go out. a shining image that will last forever

oh these are terrible vibes

this was never about his "happiness" ... but rather the aspects and levers for control.

and i'll do you one better ... men become uncomfortable when their partners make more than they do because they believe that their partners will financially and emotionally manipulate them .... as they .... manipulate their partners.

this is a poster’s strike all posting activity must cease until @jackharlow.bsky.social agrees to license “lovin’ on me” to AEW for blake christian’s entrance WE KEEP GOING until our demands are met

this is a poster’s strike all posting activity must cease until @jackharlow.bsky.social agrees to license “lovin’ on me” to AEW for blake christian’s entrance WE KEEP GOING until our demands are met

“what are you still doing on the nazi app” what are you still doing in the nazi country

Fishermen at Sea https://www.wikiart.org/en/henry-ossawa-tanner/fishermen-at-sea-1914

ALONE and DRAMATIC in beacon, new york

The Bible was indispensable to slavers. They forced religion on them to try and pacify them with its contents. “Your early suffering will lead to heavenly bliss”. Shit like that. No beef with religion but it’s often the #1 tool of the oppressor.

Can I run something by you? I grew up in church, but still get shocked at how...ignorant(?) it can be to the ills of the world & country. Then, I realized that as a country, we've been using the Bible as justification from the beginning. So much so, even black people started to do it after slavery.

is this bad

chat do we think this is real? among other things the capitalization is inconsistent. honestly reads like attempts at soap opera dialogue at points

Big energy. Big impact. Big Ellie 🐘✨ Always stealing the show, the NY Liberty’s ultimate hype squad leader stomps her way to the Winsidr Best Mascot of the year award🗽

some of your phones still autocorrect it to “grouper”

shouldn't you know not to do the streisand effect on south park by now

does bluesky have the juice yet

does anyone know what the aspect ratio for imessage photo embeds? the part that gets cropped before the tap-to-view cutoff kicks in. I’m thinking about building an ios shortcut that will auto-resize photos I send to my group chats

sometimes I charge my phone with my macbook charger and I’m like REAL UNLIMITED POWER

restinpissgate

does bluesky have the juice yet

Most Eddington-coded part of the whole thing

sometimes I charge my phone with my macbook charger and I’m like REAL UNLIMITED POWER

you don’t want to MAGA for MAGA comparing one major league roster to another spencer strider is the exception, not the rule

the first time I played disco was 5 years ago. kim felt like a stand-in for me. it went double as he was also asian. I tried hard to win his approval I just did a 2nd playthrough and l felt frustration with kim trying to do his job apolitically. but over time it was he who won me over as a friend

my favorite subplot of the charlie assassination is guy named “elder tiktok” who filmed himself fleeing the scene, then later came back to steal from the merch stand

bluesky’s not going to make it. we’ve all seen the graph plateauing after the election what we have is metafilter 2.0. it’s going to continue as a niche for millennial posters & such and then die from lack of new blood

did people really get suspended for charlie kirk jokes yesterday?