sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

This is my favorite new Mo Willems book.

I'm moonscrolling

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

your grandparents voting for reagan

may i see them

The Beverly Hills Unified School District is using the community’s tax money to retaliate against parents (my husband & I, among others) who have the balls to demand they be held accountable for breaking the law. Behold, baby’s first letter to the editor: beverlypress.com/2026/02/lett...

*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

It’s been 2 weeks since a Beverly Hills USD Board member replied “FAFO” to a video of Hope Walz demanding MAGA stop calling her brother the r-slur. He was called out publicly by my husband. He refused to acknowledge or apologize. This man controls my disabled son’s education. A nightmare.

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more. by Bari Weiss

This entire weekend

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

(six seven voice) thiiirty eiiiiight

My country 'tis of thee Fucked land of larceny Run by crime rings

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

I can’t believe it. She’s doing the Chapo “Jeff Newsroom” bit, but for real.

Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

I hate it here.

INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back? SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.

It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?

taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day

brad lander primary chuck schumer

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

Brad Lander is a fucking hero. A mensch of the highest order. May all of his bagels be perfectly toasted and his GI tract serene.

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

I sleep in a big bed with my books