This predates the Bluesky terms of service, so I'm in the clear.

New idea

a Hondavirus outbreak would never happen at Toyotathon, I tell you what

The Supreme Court has, in a 7-2 decision, fallen down the stairs. Justice Kagan sided with the six conservatives in a rare move to all stop running at the same time and bump each other over the edge of the top step. Their arms wheeled around and their dresses went up so we all saw their long johns.

Standoff

ppl are getting emails saying they're violating anti-stalking rules but all of the posts from staff and surrounding discourse is about how there's a bunch of trannies being mean and like. those arent the same thing. it really just seems like they're making shit up to remove ppl they don't like

In my country if you want to fight fires you can do 540 hours of training & become a highly salaried firefighter. But if you are impatient you can just kill someone & fight fires for free. However if you want to continue fighting fires after paying your debt to society you must kill someone again.

I do think a lot of the pointed publicity on Microsoft's dealings in Israel came from BDS specifically, so this is legitimately a huge victory for the movement

Harrison Ford in "The fugitive": "No.. You ... You find this man. YOU FIND THIS MAN. Oh god he killed... he killed *turns to the camera, borat voice* MY WIFE!"

“We’ve targeted this content for being sexually gratifying” Did you hear that, guys? Gratification is bad now, no art that conjures positive feelings anymore. You can only look at stuff that makes you feel like shit

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Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”

I don’t want the new Star Fox game and I don’t want other people to have it either

The Supreme Court really wants to crack down on the crime of Voting While Black

Health care worker using their position to torment someone with a mental illness, tale as old as time

tfw ur console is an appreciating asset...

nothing will cure you of giving a shit what "leftists" on the internet think like internet communists that have never worked real jobs and never had real problems. christ

If I ever make a game I will put "special thanks: Anita Sarkeesian" in the credits even though she had nothing to do with the game just so I can make people upset

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

cruelty squad (2021)

spinning the massive roulette we keep in the office to see which account to suspend next

transgender is like marketplace Miata, beaten and abused; however with the proper love and care she can be better than she ever was.

Had to get that out of my head

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Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

According to @bsky.app , transphobes are "protected groups"

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

but doctor, you are pagliacci and this is just really stupid promotion of your hobby what do you mean you changed your mind about my heart not blowing up medication

good morning

"LOOK, HUGH!"

Nobody has gotten me higher off of simple weed than white people. They’ll be like, ‘wanna toke?’ & take you to their garage & strap you into that device that turned Jeff Goldblum into The Fly.

@goose.ski found on fb

imagine getting laid off in june 2000. dot com bubble in effect. twin towers still standing. gas is a dollar. thong song on the radio. you ease your worries with a month straight of diablo 2. history has ended and it’s never gonna start again

when i miss my cats while at work

the solitary nerd is a pitiful creature. sour. malformed. its rattles, screams of painful agony. yet by binding into the most sublime of forms, the gummy cluster, it may achieve momentary respite from its trembling anguish. through communion with its fellow wretches it transcends its wickedness.

huh

unironically this is my favorite one to do to people I hate

Mean Bean Machine DLC

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

this too explains the "what do you identify as" and "preferred pronouns" shit at their core, they think our very identities exist solely by virtue of *their grace and goodwill* rather than innately from within ourselves they "put up with" our charade but they don't believe we are who we say we are

mrbeast pivoting to true crime but theyre all crimes he did