precisely what I'm talking about- these are absolutely bots

Don't ever tell me this worthless fucking country is a meritocracy ever again.

Look, I get that people hate John Fetterman for multiple very good reasons. But if everyone could just channel that anger to the 12 other Democrats in Congress with even worse voting records than him that would make my year.

i guess the guy reacher KO'd is a british guy who displays a MAGA hat? i think this one's a wrap.

Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

there's a dang PEDOPHILE in the WHITE HOUSE

It’s Akira Kurosawa’s birthday. This is what it’s all about.

I think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity

lol i forgot about this

Anyway I’m watching Primal and obviously it kicks nonstop ass but I really appreciate the core of its message, which is that if you try hard and believe in yourself, a dinosaur can be your wife

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

as a culture we have really given "ideas" way too much credit. ideas are a dime a dozen. they happen all the time. the magic is way more in the doing, and the doing's diminished stature is linked to lack of respect for labor and, more recently, skill and expertise.

Blueskys terrible moderation and uneven enforcement has managed to endanger Trans people, commit violence against homeless people and curate a cataclysmically annoying breed of "daddy's special little guy/gal"

mega chicken

ms rachel would never run for office but if we wrote her in I think she'd have to accept

Everything he does has some sort of punishment associated with it. He is Nu Metal Job

imagining the word "upon" at various places in this post to see how it sounds

The former G4 host crashing out and doing some “FUKKIN FITE ME IRL” shit is prolly the funniest thing thats gonna happen this week and it’s only Monday.

give me a hug.

so yeah, airports

I know this will sound contradictory but The Rock could have had a much more interesting career if he did not want to be everything at once as an actor. He should have just made quintessential action movies like Skyscraper over and over and over again.

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

there's plenty of covers of supertramp songs but none done as blues or even jazz fusion what's up with that

equality win: cis people are afraid of airport security

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

This one is an Atlantic all-timer too imo www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

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Honestly kudos to JDPON Don for dealing with the TSA shortage by adding in a legion of violent meatheads who harass everybody in line. No leftist sabotage of US airports could’ve dreamed of this level of gumming up the works

And I’ve been waiting for this moment, for all my life Oh lord

consulting my Book of Grievances

Straight up jerkin’ it And by “it”, I mean

Baseball vampire

Dune time among us again.

I'm not here to argue over whether the initial comment crossed the line. I'm just here to point out that any person calling themselves Mueller, They Anything would be harassed for that shit because it is 2026. This pisses me off so much. Performative bullshit. It is insulting.

Hey Maine, seems there’s no need to settle for a Schumer-picked elderly centrist OR a shady Nazi tattoo guy! Very progressive candidate also running to defeat the Republican who is concerned about Trump but not concerned enough not to vote for all his shit. Check out her platform, it’s good! ⬇️

actually I am shading that entire category of practitioners

maine has fucking ranked choice voting and these dumb bastards are insisting he HAS to be the only choice???

Here is someone running as a write-in to defeat Susan Collins in Maine and maybe people would find her as worth looking into as they find Graham Platner not worth looking into

"Would you please just review computer parts?" To what end? Review a computer case so you can put nothing in it? Review a motherboard so you can not socket ram into the slot? There is not going to be consumer hardware the way they're going.

the trick is that the shootings are written off as Just Some Guy when in fact, with alarming consistency they are Just Some Nazi operating in a very political manner and heavily connected to political movements

It's never not gonna be weird to me that an entire generation of boys saw Handsome Squidward and said "Bro, get me a hammer. We're gonna look like that."

One night I was walking along the beach and noticed behind me were two sets of footprints in the sand. As I looked back at the footprints I noticed the two sets of footprints converged into one set of footprints. It was then I understood I had been possessed by a water dybbuk

Remember bean dad? Get ready for bean army vet