watching the buffet employee place the 8th tray of crab rangoons instead of just putting it directly on my plate like i asked

pokemon evolution

today i learned there is a play in curling called a peel and there are fans who wear banana costumes and get excited when a peel happens

the year is 1990. american children walk out of their schools chanting, "no blood for oil." the year is 2003. american children walk out of their schools chanting, "no blood for oil." the year is 2025

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

Swen Vincke of Larian Studios responded to backlash for using AI with a promise to rewind time to before anyone knew about that. paletteswap.site/dif...

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i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom

my brother in allah i just fucking ate dinner

the most interesting thing about kamala harris is her estrangement from her father, a renowned left-wing scholar and the first black economist to receive tenure at stanford

Combine this with an incident from early in my career where a studio had me take multiple LIVE tests, flew me across the country, sat me down for a day of interviews, then rejected me the morning after I flew home - only to then use my work, uncredited, weeks later... yeah. I don't trust tests.

"It's just concept art, who cares if they use genAI and not actual artists?" Look at this concept art for C-3P0 by Ralph McQuarrie. It's the very thing that inspired Anthony Daniels to go for the role of Threepio and perform him as such. It is the first heartbeat of the art that now exists.

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

We should start spitting on active duty military. ICE becoming demoralized because nobody will let them take a shit in their bathroom isn’t enough. Everyone fighting the people should be haunted by suicidal ideations

genuinely the single funniest game to make this comment on

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

"alright, bring it in everybody!" *every DNC OC comes in for a HUGE caucus and polls at 41%*

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

“Why do so many of my mutuals follow this person” because blocking doesn’t remove you from following. Your mutuals, if they’re aware someone is rancid, likely blocked them before unfollowing

the right attitude

Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP. ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL.

Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here. Being a rapist cult leader who’s using the app to recruit isn’t against any of them

I really want to emphasize that this is a winnable fight, but everyone has to chip in in order to do so! Please dont sit it out expecting others to stand in your place! And dont ignore local/state level stuff! As these state laws get overturned, the narrative behind the Fed ones lose steam!

Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->

Grinda secret technique

update: i looked into it and actually hot pockets are smaller because they come from women's jeans now

They know. they think it's funny. they feel the rush of lying, knowing they're lying, knowing you know they're lying, knowing you can't do a goddamn thing about it.

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

in fascism, naked hypocrisy is a deliberate power flex so your "gotcha mr president" op ed in huffpo isn't gonna get it done.

What's the matter guys? I thought you loved efficiency.

I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

My whole life has been one long series of "why am I polite to this person when I think they're a fucking asshole?" and maybe as I round out my 30's, I'll work on that.

Hey, there's that thing we all knew was coming. If you were playing Fortnite, it's time to stop. These companies gotta get the message that there are just some things we won't tolerate just for the sake of entertainment.

My feeling that there is something very wrong with BGS under Microsoft is not being dissuaded by the fact that they shipped a poor version of Skyrim in the year of our lord 2025

coworker just said "that's not very 'best in class solutions' of us" and I wish I knew if I'm allowed to laugh about it because it's an incredible joke

Some people took down entire websites, changed mission statements and mandates or dropped entire projects at the start of this year But kept the job Kept the title and kept posting online telling other people what they can do to save the world But couldn’t even hold the line themselves.

If Sam Altman isn’t rotting in prison by the end of the decade you know what. You know what I’ll do? I’ll start believing they actually were sexist to Elizabeth Holmes. I’ll organize my life around it

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

The games industry brings in 300 billion dollars a year. The guy who made DOOM gets his projects canceled, the guy who made Katamari Damacy is broke, everyone in your feed is begging for a job and there are 50 new games coming out on Steam every day all going towards buying Gabe Newell's next yacht

HRT Milestone: I lactated! 😊 and this time it was only 65% blood 😄

Not to jump to conclusions, but the killer is a Trump supporter. This is civil war. Everyone who mocked Rob Reiner or his tweets should be fired or impeached. If there isn't a building named after him at the local college, we defund the business school and replace it with the Department of Femdom.