I used to have a little radio with TV band on it. Sunday nights I would listen to syndicated episodes of Northern Exposure. It worked surprisingly well as radio drama

Even if we arrest and hang them all, then we deal with their kids in twenty years, and theirs in forty, and theirs in sixty, on and on and on. Democracy is never coming back. They will seek generational vengeance forever, by ballot or force.

"Honey? I think the neighbors are swingers"

I might welcome interment if it gets me out of Oklahoma

TIL George Clooney has mystical aging powers that inflict dementia and hubris

Putting on long underwear, as underwear, always weirds me out. My body's like "Hey, you're covering up your legs but our junk's still out, Bro!"

I thought I had more longjohns. No one tell my coworkers I'm a spooky skeleton

I'm not crying I was just cutting some green onions

Any response, @kenmartin.bsky.social ?

This is the most romantic, and probably only, song about bingo wings youtu.be/IhI71pHwcAs?...

Some are conjecturing this is a stunt for a format change. The best stunt I ever heard was a Denver station that played movies on the radio for a day. I was at work and listened to Star Wars. The dialogue, isolated from the visuals, was pretty awful

@pablo.show That thumbnail! Someone done F'd Around and Pablo Torre Found Out

@magnoliamer.bsky.social This was made for you

At a Boomer Thanksgiving in OKC for barely an hour and have already heard 3 N bombs

Why am I trending today? Good grief

youtu.be/fxxs5P9_lyc?... @pablo.show has done it again. This episode is an embarrassment of embarrassing riches

@kenmartin.bsky.social Wanted to make sure you saw this, you limp dicked corposlut

Why is "tranche" only ever money or correspondence? I want a tranche of guacamole

Sometimes I pretend I'm a green froggy and snag each popcorn individually with my tongue

Got a problem? Call the cops. Now you have two problems

I've always wondered if Sam McMurray is bitter about The Simpsons. I mean, practically the entirety of the cast of Tracey Ullman's Fox show have enjoyed decades of big cash. But not him. Was he not invited or declined an offer?

Interesting!

Songs that start hard then go flaccid youtu.be/rtp8WSAzrGw?... Guitar explodes and Eric Carmen (I presume) yelps and we're cooking! On a dime it's Jay and The Americans. No knock-I like J&TA. 1:40 the OG riff returns new and improved! Great schizophrenic stuff

Boss stopped me on my out to play me some AI generated doowop version of a Snoop Dogg song... At least he's a pretty nice guy

@magnoliamer.bsky.social Look who showed up for me

I love the Tickle Monster!

Goofed and put different numbers on the front and back 🤣

Look above and stare long enough until the light appears to reach out, grasping for your troubled heart. How can you not believe in heaven when it believes in you by simply showing up, day after day? #smallpoemSunday

Someone needs to make a list of Schumer defenders and blue no matter who jagoffs so we can brand them like a scarlet letter

Re: Chuck Schumer

This kinda bluenomatterwho bullshit

The teen Phishhead in me kinda always wanted a drug rug but was never gonna seek one out. Oddly our discount grocery had a bin full for $12 🤣

Everybody should watch Dirty Dancing

Dear Okies, Do we have an equivalent of The Tennesse Holler or Heartland Signal or Kentucky Lantern? The Lost Ogle isn't even on here

In your thighs The light, the heat (Your thighs) I am cumplete (Your thighs) I see the doorway to a thousand churches (Your thighs)

In spring of '16 I made a T-shirt that read "Democrats for Donald." I thought "Haha! There's no way he'll win the primary. And if he does any opponent will mop the floor with him." This is all my fault. I'm so sorry

I put bacon on my Boca burger and I'm giggling about it

Here's the lesson: Suck less

That's the moon. I need a new phone 😜

I made this bleach shirt years ago and happened to wear it to vote in 2020. The lady processing my info asked, kinda fearfully, "Is that Arabic?" I was so confused. Yesterday I kinda saw what she saw. Do you see it?

He's shotgun blasting the angels now

Amazing episode, @pablo.show. Thanks for all you do youtu.be/qrK1x176678?...

@magnoliamer.bsky.social More Mac than solo but the influence is undeniable, IMO. What do you think?

Customer said teens broke into a vacant property and vandalized it. Poor guy was so embarrassed to bring in this door 😔

Waiting for The Great Pumpkin

Remember when you'd play Tetris too long and you'd be dropping blocks in your dreams? Those were tough nights

So is tonight All Hallows Eve Eve?

Despite the majority of this mashup being two of my all time favorite songs I was just lukewarm. Until Little Stevie and David Gilmour showed up youtu.be/HfJkMq4weG0?...