The Intellivision would have been more successful if developers had just turned the controllers 90 degrees

Most major American cities have a secret McDonalds for the wealthy and powerful with tablecloths, glassware and a maitre d'. By sheer luck I've been to the one in OKC - anyone know if/where the Tulsa one is?

I improvised peanut butter toffee. If I try it again I'd add a pinch more salt - it's kinda just sweet on sweet

I keep trying to imagine parallels for how this ends. Where would the American Bastille be? Nuremberg?

Look at these "blue no matter who" dorks circlejerking Dems get my vote but only 'cause FPTP

420+ likes in 2 minutes Never seen such blatant bot action here :(

The man in the White House who just don't care He starves little kids and he dyes his hair Now what could make him think that way? What could make him act that way? youtu.be/r3AO8hUwQpE?...

New @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social just dropped. This is appointment viewing

Add MAGA to the DSM 5, already

Pulled off a successful soap meld 🏆

I'm in a cycle of waking up at 4A no matter what time I go to bed. And on the weekends I spend hours waiting for the world to get out of bed. It's maddening.

Dude on The Majority Report just referred to Ryan Walters as "The Gooner Sooner" 😭💀

OT1H Glad to see Ryan Walters go. OTOH We now have to watch Drummond and McCall try to outMAGA one another. I was never going to vote for either - the Republican primary will determine the next governor of our stupid, ugly, hateful state

I've ended more wars than Trump That is to say, none

Hawk Tuah would be a better President

In unrelated news Donald Johnald lost 100K followers on all platforms www.cnn.com/2025/09/23/u...

Be a chud, ain't my bud

@oswreview.bsky.social RLM Ad Break Questonarium when? youtube.com/shorts/u1WSc...

Once again kerning is an issue. Too many wide letters in the first line. *Slogan only applies in red states like mine

Mercy for the marks None for collaborators

I'd happily cancel Disney and Hulu in protest but I'm stealing all they shit, anyway

What if we all just referred to Gnarly Jerk?

So my brother called to explain that my Tombstone Cowboy gag doesn't work I'd wrongly remembered that the Redford film was "The Electric Horseman" and not "Rhinestone Cowboy." I was picturing the scene where he's wearing the light up suit and got confused THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

🎵Like a Tombstone Cowboy🎵

It's been three days. Has teen dunker man risen yet?

The Long Walk - Still unfilmable

Saw these kooks at the county fair. Guess they lost an endorsement, gonna have to print more landfill

Bongo & Kash

MURK MERCS RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES

I choose to believe it was acute onset gingivitis. Gums like that dude was asking for it

Filling my Coen holes thanks to the current series on @blankcheck.bsky.social This was fine. It's the most "tone poem" of their output to this point. Sometimes that's good, sometimes it's not. The casting was the highlight, for me

With apologies to The Everly Brothers 🎵Won't have two kids anymore Won't cook for three, that's for sure One dies this time I can't rejoice "Here it comes, it's Sophie's Choice"🎵

Can poor folks "canoodle?" Or is that reserved for the famous and wealthy? "How'd you end up a grandma at 35?" "I canoodled in the back of a Geo Storm"

NOBODY in Claremore, OK wanna go see JAWS on a big screen tonight

I hadn't made a custom shirt in a good while. Decided against anything too inflammatory (Chinga La Migra or Deport ICE) for something a bit more civic minded. Gonna bet most folks here won't even know the name of their US Rep. The elected don't really wanna hear from us so I hope to spur engagement

The lady at the gas station pushed a giveaway can of Zyn in my hand this morning. Got back in my truck and my podcast app started a Joe Rogan on its own lol

This seems to have escaped from a time capsule dedicated in 1995 youtu.be/VTA8F3PG4hE?...

I hadn't made a custom shirt in a good while. Decided against anything too inflammatory (Chinga La Migra or Deport ICE) for something a bit more civic minded. Gonna bet most folks here won't even know the name of their US Rep. The elected don't really wanna hear from us so I hope to spur engagement

Boss bought us Breakfast Baconators. (My first - that's some indulgent shit.) How does the Universe know when I'm counting calories?

I like to watch What a Day on YouTube before work. When she was born Jane Coaston's parents probably wondered what she'd look like grown up and were unaware that they were already looking at the finished product

I was activated at 6 by the Rankin, TX Red Devil cheer squad doing a dance routine to Buckner & Garcia's seminal classic "Pac-Man Fever"

So I decided to try and regrow my attention span by reading a book. My first in probably a decade. And my dumb ass didn't pick something fun. This was choking down pickled beets. Mr. Akkad is a wonderful writer - Vonnegutian in my limited estimation. But it hurt, in the way good art should

I enhanced the skeet

Pud Save not understanding that "Biggus Dickus" is a Monty Python reference

I got the COVID vaccine and every booster available to me. I was just excited to get free healthcare in America, for once

It was Colonel Vance, in the billiard room, with the candlestick

Every mark claiming "unions protect bad workers" is convinced they're a "good worker." We're an at will nation. You're one mishap away from becoming a "bad worker."

The GEICO Caveman sitcom had promise and ABC was wrong to cancel it