#1313ghosts 15. Caligula, Jr.

#1313ghosts 14. Madame Lucretia, the A’Hainting Bouffanteur

13. The Gar-Coil

#1313ghosts 12. Lobster Toddler

#1313ghosts 11. Larry "Look Behind You," the Jerk Lemure

#1313ghosts 10. The Black Monk of Main Street U.S.A.

#1313ghosts 9. Johnny-Boy, the Man With Nails In His Nose

8. Nancy the Cow. There's something deeply sinister and unsettling about Nancy the Cow.

Lupin III's Criminal Polycule is Inspector Zenigata's only concern.

What’s a Culver’s? Don’t expect national outrage over regionalisms.

1,313 Ghosts is a project I wrote six years ago and am finally getting around to doing it. Yes, there are 1,313 funny ghost names, and I'm going to be drawing ALL OF THEM. www.tumblr.com/1313ghosts

#1313ghosts 7. “Flip-Top,” the Flappy Forehead Phantom

#1313ghosts 6. Orby Magoo

#1313ghosts 5. Chester and Charlotte, Beltway Bandits

#1313ghosts 4. The Bleeding Librarian of Oxnard

#1313ghosts 3. Friendly Frances, the Garrulous Ghoul

#1313ghosts 2. Reverend Hieronymous Delbo, the Silent Witness of Wayne County, Michigan

#1313ghosts 1. The Skulking Leerer

David Duchovny has turned into Walter Mathau so gradually we didn't notice.

Meet the men of "Hole of the Brave"

I grew up really religious and so sometimes some of the infrastructure from that mindself dislodges and bubbles up briefly. I then get deeply prophetic and mystical. I'm sorry but also not sorry, it's honesty.

We just spent an hour talking about which Joan was Crawford, Collins and Rivers. We didn't feel it would be fun to just check the Internet. People used to talk about things and be comfortable with being wrong.

Democrats would win a lot more elections if they didn't spend their entire campaign desperately explaining why all the bad things you should be upset about are actually the fault of their own most dedicated base wing.

REMEMBER: Be creative! Seek fulfillment! Unless either of those things would prevent you from working, THEN DO NOT BE CREATIVE AND DO NOT SEEK FULFILLMENT, WE DIDN'T MEAN IT.

computer, generate "sexy earl sinclair"

Just a reminder that you can access Unofficial Smurfs HERE, and you should tell your friends about a cool Tumblr you read. www.tumblr.com/unofficialsm...

you might not agree, but this is what peak male performance looks like

I’m not one to ask for help. So don’t. But I haven’t worked since April, and have had two interviews in that time, both of which turned me down after asking for the highest rate they posted in their ad. When they say it’s a $21-$26/hr job, they mean “DO NOT ask for $26.”

In those days there was no king in Israel. Everyone did what was right in his own eyes. — Book of Judges 17:6; 21:25

Remember the moral of "The Great Escape": if you are held in duress by your enemy, you have a moral obligation and sacred duty to make their management of that holding as difficult and unpleasant as possible. To do otherwise is aiding the enemy at best and dereliction of duty most of the time.

The thrilling Adventures of Atman and Brahman will continue next life, SAME samsara time, SAME samsara channel.

Is there a… MRS….? Pringle?

Mark my woids: it'll pass without his signature.

I tellya what, I've spent a lot of time asking myself if I'd survive a fascist inquisition into MY reading material, and it's also been a ton of steeling myself for the inevitability of it. I'm willing to suffer punishment for what I believe, yes, unlike Kim Davis. I am that kind of religious.

Fitzcarraldo:Orphism::Atlas Shrugged:boy i hate amtrak

GRIM TRUTH: The Rosicrucian manifestos reveal not a New Age clique of Secret Masters, nor a sinister cabal of capitalists making everybody’s lives worse, but a deeply trinitarian Christian Protestant think tank, opposed to both Pope and King. There is no #thelema or #blavatsky here, at all.

At this stage, we ALL owe Caligula an apology.

It’s very much feeling different this time. We’re rapidly approaching Watergateloo.

Look, if I’ve had two interviews and one was over an hour long, you need to tell me if I didn’t get the job.

"Silent Majority" is, again, proven to be a myth. Or rather, it isn't by default conservative steering anymore, if it ever was.

The first thing, THE FIRST THING, is ban all Sports Medicine programs and retroactively remove their certificates. They need abject penury and deserve worse. It’s a conspiracy of Sports Medicine doctorates, MLMs and chiropractors, all of it.

Remember when they called it “microblogging”?

Anyway, Here's Whitney Houston drive.google.com/file/d/11J7M...

I don't really "make" music, I just produce weird things. This is my favorite thing I've done in years: Linda Rondstadt + Tomita. drive.google.com/file/d/1RXY2...

I used to be a fanatical perfectionist about crosshatching and extremely excruciating detail. Think Edward Gorey combined with John Kricfalusi's work ethic. That did NOT survive the pandemic, and I'm probably better for it. It's like a different life to me.