You may be edified to know that Horace Horsecollar DOES have a personality, and it is "impulsive and stubborn," despite no evidence or exploration of his character whatsoever in 80 years.

Nobody has personally benefitted more from the death of Charles Durning than Stephen Root. Cui fucking bono.

Famous monkey botherer Jane Goodall is dead.

“Postmodernism is EVIL!“ “Then why are you trying to manifest The Music Man as a political movement?” “SUBTEXT ITSELF IS EVIL!”

The first half of the MCU worked because they really paid attention to casting, and put an intention into putting the right actor in the right role. Old actors got cast well, new actors got spotlights. They stopped doing that, it’s all first thought casting, every time.

Just a spoonful of Chigurh

One less bell to answer, one less egg to fry.

So what I am sussing out was the generals remained silent to not give him any wins. Nobody clapped. Nobody shouted. Nobody put themselves out to be singled out for humiliation. Flatface McFailson called them fat, hoping to get a rise out of somebody. He got a "No," and he knows it.

Dear Susan G. Komen: “Avocado” means “testicle” in Nahuatl. Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

“There goes your future” used as a threat against career generals does not work as the threat you think it does.

CHRISTIAN AT STARBUCKS: My name is "Praise Jesus!" BARISTA: *writes "INSUFFERABLE PRICK" on the cup* *three minutes later* CHRISTIAN AT STARBUCKS: SAY IT. SAY THE NAME. BARISTA: YESSIR, INSUFFERABLE PRICK.

I married the first woman who said yes on a dating site that accepted iTunes gift cards from 2003.

We don't need the pundits, and we never have. They put us here. No more money for strategy, no more money for messaging, no more money for appeasement, no more money to be talked down to and lied to.

Hey, it's ok to have a cow, man. Aye carumba. Be an underachiever and be proud of it. Maggie shot Mr. Burns. Actually learn from the Simpsons instead of reciting it like holy writ.

Amelia Bedelia and the Medbed Memorabilia

If you sing only one song through a toilet paper tube, make it "Winchester Cathedral".

c'est si bon www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6lN...

This is fucking delightful! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyc2...

"Magic" is a film where Anthony Hopkins beats Burgess Meredith to death with a ventriloquist dummy. 5 stars!

EACH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE LAST

Man, I'm still trying to figure who won. Eugene or Debs?

Medbed = Wunderwaffen

Le Comte de St. "Pee Wee" Germaine

Pete Hegseth = Barney Fife

Doonesbury'd

And they'll know it was you, because you're constantly telling them in advance what you'll do to their ice cube trays!

"Finally, a song about the Country Bears!" "Excepting all those songs performed by the Country Bears on the subject of Country Bears for other Country Bears."

Do not assist in the rehabilitation of Joe Rogan. Then you've let him in the back door.

See, the thing about self-esteem is that you only need to concern yourself with building it after you've been rejected by the people who should've made it their business to invite you in the first place. Developing self-esteem spontaneously is narcissistic egomania. We all know this.

Hey, the "Republicans were the party of abolition" is a straight up lie. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical...

I’m not a very good stand up comedian, but I promise you I will never take the money of amoral slavers and hope you don’t notice.

The medbed thing tells us what is actually the core of the madness: they want to will AI into existence to displace a class of workers they find ideologically objectionable, why not try to will the Golden Throne from 40k into existence? It's sorcery, it's magical thinking, it's lunacy.

Most Racist Disney Movies: 1. Song of the South 2. Dumbo 3. Peter Pan 4. The Uncut Three Little Pigs 5. Lady and the Tramp 6. Aladdin Aladdin isn’t even top 5.

I learned what a “medbed” is today and somehow it feels like negative knowledge, like knowledge so stupid it has actually subtracted from my general knowledge.

So we marching yet or still waiting for the text from Robert Reich

Yes, this year's Ghule Log is up. Enjoy it with your genitals out. drive.google.com/file/d/1RDW5...

Aladdin isn't even in the top five of most racist Disney movies.

OOM PAPA MOW MOW

Happy Spook Tyme, lads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smvi...

when i'm in the sharrrr ah'm afraid to warsh muh hyaaaaah

His name means "The Of Barge".

Look, the last nine years have so utterly and thoroughly disproven the existence of time travel that it's absurd it's even a fictional trope at this point.

The Heritage Foundation and the Federalist Society are crime syndicates. The Supreme Court needs to be elected and their terms set at 5 years with a single renewal. Supreme Court clerks need to be held to scrutiny. Bad faith should be punishable by loss of license and criminal prosecution.

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