Remember when all the world’s assholes were desperate to be on the cover of Cigar Aficianado magazine?

Squanchy is now a mongoose with bat wings, after considering how floppy they’d be granted flight. Comedy is part of it.

THVRIBLEPLINTH - Comfortably Guaraldi Numb drive.google.com/file/d/1Jgr_...

I don't commit crimes, thus need no cryptocurrencies.

The first THVRIBLEPLINTH Christmas mashup of the season. I HATE YOU! ENJOY! drive.google.com/file/d/1-_sl...

It's a black fly in my chardonnay!

PUNISH THEM

I've actually been thinking about this: They didn't nuke the filibuster. They had it presented to them on a silver platter with a big shiny bow on top. They didn't do it. That single fact alone is what is keeping me from thinking it's all a work.

Really recommend "The Sweet Smell of Success", starring Tony Curtis as a sleazy blackmail gadfly, and Burt Lancaster as his sinister gossip columnist boss. It really resonates here in Epstein Season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBbP...

LABEEF!

If you can't solve your problems with a regular therapy session and a few bucks a month worth of psychotropics, you can't solve your problems by trapping Dantalion in a brass vessel and screaming barbarous words of invocation. #occultnik

A whole bunch of very dumb people thinking they’re going to get away with something, oblivious to the actual vibe in the scene.

He thinks he’s about to get away with something very clever.

Alcibiades will blackmail Vampire Hunter into infiltrating Der Spükhaus of Doktor Grotesk, in order to steal the Omega File, which is sealed behind a chartreuse dome inside (MV.:ZR.:s cannot thwart Chartreuse magic). Once he gets the file, Alcibiades will have his skull vaporized, leaving his eye.

A child is not born into a religion, they must be told they’re born into a religion. Nobody has an “ethnic religion” inherently.

The rabble are fickle!

A lot of Space Wizards and Superior Mutants comes from the weird 1980s British comic, “Nemesis the Warlock,” which has a style and a tone that is impossible to describe but wonderfully bizarre. It’s about a dragon-dude who fights theocrats!

#occultnik things to avoid: - Thelema bangs - Fetish masquerading as spirituality - “Ancestors” - Anything “written” after 2022 - Body fascism - MLMs - “Masters” - “Modern Mystery Schools” - Closed spiritual systems - Semen retention - Evola and Guenon, “traditionalism” - The Kybalion

#occultnik jazz: Therapists are licensed professionals who are held to legal accountability if they lie to you. You do not need a psychic, reader, shaman, high priest, woo-peddler or white light angel-botherer, you need a therapist.

@blankcheck.bsky.social So, true story, I grew up Baptist, and ALL FOUR OF MY GRANDPARENTS had "Resting in the Everlasting Arms" as their funeral hymn, so watching "True Grit" makes me weep chubby rain. It's like a symphony of grief for me.

McDonalds kicked me out because I demanded a McJordan Special and when they wouldn't give me one I grabbed a bunch of McNuggets barbecue sauce from under the counter, which I guess is "against" "the" "rules".

I love Alan Partridge, but I do sometimes wonder exactly how Sidekick Simon is related to Lynn. They look A LOT alike.

There was a considerable number of millennia between the invention of butter and the choice to consume it. Most Mediterranean folk were utterly disgusted by the notion, and called Gauls “Butter Eaters”, preferring to only use it as a medicinal skin ointment.

Simply holding up the Ten Commandments provides no human improvement whatsoever. They aren’t even apotrophaic, you deny them even THAT.

More #occultnik jazz: Never talk to ANYBODY about your Qabalistic rundowns. You look crazy, and they don’t understand what you’re talking about. Don’t even bother. Once that is internalized, you’ll then find what Qabalah is useful for: (???????)

I mean, I think I’ll decide who my own allies are, thanks.

When we break the false Money = Intelligence paradigm, we’ll be free.

My favorite Mexican cookie is the Emperador. WHAT’S YOURS?!!

The fogeys left when the SNAP benefits got pulled. The leather skinned “America First“ hags left during the desperate Nobel Prize hounding. The 4channers left when they were floating the porn ban. The only base left are the pedophiles, and they HATE being in the spotlight, professionally.

So if you need proof of the occult, consider this: whatever egregore sitting in the White House didn’t do shit until the East Wing was demolished. It can tolerate sexism, racism, murder and graft, all parts of its ecology, but it cannot abide being treated as owned.

Does he realize how intensely and loudly we’ll weaponize “Quiet, piggy!”? It is impulsive, it’s not 4-D chess. It’ll be on every sign at the next protest!

Pliny the Elder speaks of a disease called “lichen”, which exclusively struck wealthy men, and nobody else. Women didn’t get it, the poor didn’t get it. It was a sort of visible scaling that crawled out of orifices and covered the genitals.

I am a tarot EXPERT. I’ve spent YEARS researching the topic, I’ve created my own deck, I’ve studied the factual history and compared it to the legendary history. I will NEVER charge ANYBODY for it. To do so is to obliterate the sacredness of it. Grifters must be shunned, 100% of the time.

So was the Bullshit Economy dependent entirely on Trump, or is Trump merely the most obvious victI’m of the collapsing Bullshit Ecobolt?

Fantastic Effigies And Where To Burn Them

In the grimdark future of Warhammer 401K, there is only… mutual funds.

No, actually, this time the Dems have zero justification to balance the budget. Boondoggles, handouts, bureaucracy and basket weaving FOR EVERYBODY, FOREVER!

NEW SCAM ALERT: If somebody asks you to play the final two notes of “Endearing Young Charms,” DON’T DO IT! There are two big red sticks of dynamite on the piano hammer!

(Pssst it’s both Mercury AND Jupiter Retrograde…)

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Yeah. Snowballing. Thanksgiving is the day.

Yeah, the vibe is different. Before Thanksgiving!

The goalpost now is a quick kabuki impeachment trial to get stomped by Senate before midterms hit, so they can all object to double jeopardy.

IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD "BUBBA" BEING A HORSE BE SOMEWHAT BETTER THAN IT BEING BILL CLINTON?!!!!

Too little, too late, Marge. This is not your opening.

Whelp! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3b...

Are you a Catholic? No? Then why are you lining up to meet him? I am not a Catholic, and if he asked me show up, I'd just straight up respond with a gfys.