Joseph Ben Caiaphas is Christ’s father. He sold his own son out for political expediency. End of “Jesus”, tragic but simple story. Gamaliel plants Saul in as a secret Hillelite agent, and Christianity is Hillel Pharaisaism gone feral.

Yeah, we need experts again. The American cult of the Ben Franklin generalist put us here, and it needs to be crushed.

Democrat leadership have never had to deal with a bully, they just aged out of high school.

"Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp." "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion." "Welcome to Bluesky, here's your statement glasses."

Why, what is it, girl? is Timmy stuck in the well? No, it’s TACO Wednesday!

The asshole could get up there, growl like the Gadarene Lunatic, bite a bat’s head off and bang his head against the podium and NYT would still be like “enigmatic, demonstrative.”

I’ve been to every protest, I’ve voted against the man and his minions every single time, I have like ten different boycotts to juggle mentally every time I go shopping, and my career is on hold. I guess I’ll add being hated by the descendants of the Hanseatic League to the list.

“I will acquire Greenland without force.” So the generals said no, then. Loser.

Every time I try to watch Red Dward and give it a fair shake, the character of Cat shows up and I immediately turn the show off. There is maybe no more repugnant a character in any sitcom, ever.

Pardon my zinger!

Hey, no matter what you've done in your life, no matter how many mistakes you've made, you don't have billions of people praying for your death tonight.

Maybe hold off on trying to enforce arbitrary new rules of discourse every five minutes. The kabuki on the Left is just a way to allow the bad faith actors to divide you. Learn lessons, god damn it.

I guess I'm back to pirating media, just saw a DHS "self-deport" ad on Tubi.

It's possible to be establishmentarian without be authoritarian, but you do need to be willing to adhere to process if you want that. That takes time and means you don't always get the best solution YOU want. It's possible to build an establishment without bigotry, but that takes TIME.

HPB's Masters are embodied humans, transmitting their information via telepathy. Crowley's Aiwass is NOT a human, he's a higher being, distinct from humanity (and also sometimes Crowley's HGA). What Crowley did was introduce a religious element into HPB's horizontalist proposition, which is bad.

Keep laughing at the fuckers. They want you to be angry and outraged and violent, they can handle that. They CANNOT handle laughter.

Y'know, it's funny that Trump's middle name is John, since we're about to see a new Magna Carta drop FAST.

George R.R. "Fartin'" Martin

Mad Max is just post-apocolyptic Billy Jack.

Pete Best was the original Fifth Guy.

A war against immigration in the service of genetic purity is being conducted by second generation Italians and Hispanics led by a third generation German.

Just got into an argument with a union person who simply cannot fathom the NOTION of striking without the legal freedom to do so. I kept trying to explain how strikes used to work before labor rules, and he just could not understand how such a thing happened.

You thought I was MAD to put all my money into whistles! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!!

Cultivate insight without an audience. Speak without thinking who might block you. Read with no concern for canon. The Kingdom Of God Is Within You.

Parahairesist: (para = beside / outside, hairesis = choice / school of thought / heresy): One who deliberately stands beside traditions rather than inside them, choosing principles situationally, rejecting hierarchy, and practicing reasoned heresy as a way of life. (Me)

Don't perform an identity, interrogate it.

There’s ONLY ONE Crispy Tube™️! Bids are open. Only one will be made, only one will be sold. The mold will be destroyed. From Quaker!

I guess starting World War 3 because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize might be worse than whatever happened on Epstein Island from a strictly Benthamite Utilitarian perspective.

Hey @blankcheck.bsky.social: Irving Thalberg?

“Campari and Chambord? Ooooooooh…. kay……..” “Le meme chose.”

Pinocchio becomes a real boy to suit Geppetto’s pure desire to have a son, that’s the Blue Fairy’s actual lesson. Pinocchio is granted “real boy” status BECAUSE Geppetto’s wish is, at heart, worthy of being granted. Geppetto is the one ACTUALLY undergoing the trials, and he doesn’t give up.

Kubrick would have made David unbearable. Cold. Uncanny. A thing you don’t want to love. H.A.L. 9000. Spielberg makes him consumable grief. David is a Pixar character, he triggers the same emotions Spielberg himself charges you to trigger. He’s a therapeutic liar.

A slave’s contempt doesn’t free him, but it refuses psychic submission. It’s the difference between being ruled and being conquered. One is physical. The other is existential.

They teach you to rinse your cans while rivers vanish into machines that answer to no one.

No, Johnny Sins looks like a penis, Greg Bovino looks like a peepee.

Recurring patterns are the Monad whispering to you: “Notice me, you clever fool.” But the moment you notice, you become part of the pattern. Every recurrence is both teacher and trap: you think you’re observing it, but really, it’s observing you.

*checking a thing* Gavin Newsom gobbles cum.

Morality is active navigation, not compliance.

Some advantages: A) Dogwhistling, and all the advantages it holds, is obliterated. It’s over. You don‘t walk around heiling, dressed as Baldur Von Shirach, and gaslight us. B) NO regime has EVER survived sustained protest. In history. Since the dawn of time. Since the primordial slime.

Parable of the Sower shit. The Word of God cast upon stony ground. These are malevolent ghouls, who parrot Christian words and terminology, but neither grasp nor care to learn what they mean. Not all men are created equal: some were bred for nothing but brutality, and will be damned for it.

“I don’t see why we can just not hunt humans for sport.” “We can’t repeal the Hunting Humans For Sport Law, we might need it when we when the midterms.”

If you want, I can draw up a “slippery nude pig-fat jar combat map” showing exactly how Michael Keaton outmaneuvers the others (Martin Short, Rik Mayall, Doug Bradley) in a step-by-step cinematic storyboard. Do you want me to do that?

Sarlacc (Tatooine) = mostly stationary, slow-acting, allows survival and maneuvering → plausible for a skilled and prepared human Shai-Hulud (Arrakis worm) = massive, fully mobile, high-speed, crushing, sand-filled digestive system → almost no human can survive being fully swallowed YOU MORON

“Jake Lung” sounds like a Depression era industrial disease.

BAD MESSAGING: “Abolish ICE” GOOD MESSAGING: “ICE DELENDA EST”

Basically I reject most of #thelema because while I love OPTIONAL weirdness, embrace it, even, there’s nothing I push back harder against than COMPULSORY weirdness.

Idea for a superhero, who is an ex-AI engineer who was bitten by a radioactive GitHub, and now can glitch his own body to give himself AI art “features”, like extra fingers, muscles that do the opposite of what they should, backwards joints. and the ability to fail to render his own face.