It’s like hooding a falcon

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

"shitting on ai makes you sound like a Luddite" oh okay, thank you! Luddites were cool as hell

i don't know if someone shouting "a bunch of bitches" has ever made me tear up before but there's a first time for everything

Make sure to do this, folks - it's not very long and, most importantly, fuck AI

You want to watch this. And you want the sound on. Trust me on this.

Slightly diminish a band Regional H

timeline cleanse SFW

Hey, I know a lot of you use Discord. You need to get on this survey and make it damn clear to them that this would be the absolute wrong direction. The last thing we need is the slop-spewing environment-chewing plagiarism bots invading there, too. discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...?

police unions shouldn't exist because police aren't labor

"They shot my dog. I say my dog because this experience taught me something about fascists: if you don't admit to owning the world's stray dogs, they'll shoot them. And one day they'll be back. For you. With the boxcars." -William Gibson

stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating

at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us

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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

I’m sorry the decorum argument was dead ten fucking years ago when the entire republican party hitched themselves to mister “grab them by the pussy” come on

I would also argue this is true of federal agents and officers facing questions about their conduct or alleged illegal activities.

One reason I favor impeaching Noem is because it's a political process for a political problem. No, this will not stop ICE enforcement action but YES it would be an opportunity to educate the public about DHS & perhaps begin to lay a foundation for dismantling it.

Authorities *should* be afraid to escalate. Authorities *should* hesitate in crucial moments. Authorities *should* be in more danger than civilians. If they don't want to be in more danger than civilians, they need to see if the Post Office is hiring.

When Vichy liberal fucks say ICE just needs more training, *this guy* is literally the person that would be doing that training. Along with Israeli soldiers with the latest new tips and tricks for enforcing genocidal apartheid.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Crucially, it is EXTREMELY difficult and costly to occupy a place with a hostile population that doesn’t want you there.

Do NOT argue with the cop about their probable cause. Let your lawyer do that later, it's what we're there for. - DO say "I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT." And then SHUT UP.

If you are interacting with LEO of any kind at a protest or action, say nothing except: - If you're in a stop and ID state, identify yourself as required. - Ask if you're being detained or if you're free to leave. If you're free to leave, LEAVE.

Fuck you @durbin.senate.gov, retire tonight you piece of shit.

we can also employ our finest pits (tar pits, bottomless pits, oubliettes etc) to their fullest

Gentle reminder that EVERYONE shot by ICE or the police is innocent. Every single one. Cops aren't Judge Dredd. A person is innocent until proven guilty IN A COURT, so until a person is found guilty by a judge or jury, they're innocent. They're ALL innocent.

Lwaxana Troi will return in Avengers: Doomsday

I was interested in this forthcoming Mel Brooks documentary right up until the moment they showed fucking Dave Chappelle as a talking head. Why the fuck would anyone talk to that washed up bigot for anything?

sigh Patriot Act passed 98-1 in the Senate

DON'T stop making art. DON'T stop making music. DON'T stop playing instruments. DON'T stop writing. DON'T stop photography. DON'T stop cooking beautiful dishes. DON'T stop designing. DON'T stop being creative.

Never. I mean, look at Kissinger.

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Rest weary doomscroller. The beans are ready.

FFS WE DON’T WANT THEM COORDINATING WITH LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AMY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

She was deeply loved by her wife who is presumably going to raise the six-year-old boy you just categorized as an orphan for some reason. And we didn't ✌🏾lose✌🏾 her. The government murdered her. Words mean things

This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

Shout-out to everyone who's tired as fuck of only seeing the first four lines of this poem shared around.

I love Philadelphia

we’re never returning to “normal “ that world is dead and gone we create a new one, or we live in hell

I had no idea of your game Jeffrey Combs

Words to live by

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I do not understand some of the reactions to the cold-blooded murder of a young mother by ICE agents. ICE doesn’t need better training. ICE isn’t ill equipped. It is a modern day gestapo and a totally illegitimate force. It should he abolished. Full stop. It should not take a murder to say so

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.