Filled in some of the cream/tan colors on the bridge, and added some red posts.

Today in Allycat fashion: CHRISTMAS IS DEAD, LONG LIVE HALLOWEEN

somebody said post malone so OK

Ally Claus is here and you've all been VERY NAUGHTY

Found the perfect accessory for my sexy Santa outfit at work on Friday. Confused boners incoming

Me: You want some hand cream? My boss: No, my hands are dirty. I'd just be creaming the dirt into my hands *cue me laughing hysterically for ten minutes*

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE IN WHICH I LOVE SAILOR MOON The boyf: Babe you're literally crying

I can hear this conversation in Sisko and Jadzia's voices 🤣 @trekkiebill.bsky.social

Asking the important questions

Say what you will about Lwaxana Troi - perpetually horny aside, when she loves someone, she goes BIG. She loves with her whole heart and only has eyes for her man. We love to see it 🥰

TNG needed a "Lwaxana Troi goes to Risa" episode. "Ambassador Troi, I'm afraid we cannot accommodate you here on Risa. There isn't a man alive who can match your freak"

Miss Lwaxana if ya nasty

Took a nap after my early work shift and WOW those were some ANGRY dreams

I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.

I haven't made a single stitch since I've been back at work... until tonight! I didn't get much done, but it felt good to pick up a much beloved hobby 🪡🧵🌸

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Well, OBVIOUSLY one of us is gonna have to change.

I humbly beg to differ

Why did I go in there

I had a rare Saturday off of work and I spent most of it in bed trying to fend off a migraine. Feels like a waste 😫

Reading any given headline this week like

Nobody gets an MRI "just because" or without knowing what they're scanning. They're looking for something, or trying to rule something out, etc. I had an MRI back in March and my result was "damn girl your uterus is FUCKED"

The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon. 77 million people voted for this.

Move over Nancy Reagan, the GOP has a new throat goat.

I need Bill Clinton to release a statement saying that Trump gives the absolute best, most beautiful blowjobs

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Memory unlocked: I was 14 years old being groomed by a 19 year old while we both participated in a local community theater play. The stage moms sex-shamed ME for years after, but nobody cared enough to inform my parents and get them involved. Yup. Just in my feelings with that tonight.

The boyf and I have a silly thing we call "boyfriend coffee." Being in an LDR means you have to find ways to show up for each other. Boyfriend-coffee is when he orders me a coffee while I'm at work, and all I have to do is go pick it up. Boyfriend-coffee is truly magic 🥰

Overheard at work: "Ew, it smells like smegma in here!" ... I have questions

"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again

Oh, that’s because you didn’t.

@democrats.senate.gov I will never vote for another Democrat as long as @schumer.senate.gov is party leader. Why do I vote if all you do is give Republicans everything they want? Disappointed, but not surprised.

if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument

Why do we vote Democrat if they don't even fucking do anything?

I see a lot of reels of cute hairstyle tutorials. I've learned a lot and aim to do my hair differently every day! However, some of these "faux braid hacks" are actually MORE difficult than just learning to do the braid

Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.

Of course they added something they knew Democrats would never agree to.

Post a non-religious image you think of as holy

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

🎶Santa Ally, so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶 Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄