Me watching a world record speed run of Super Mario 64: Hmm, something tells me I could easily beat this trained professional 🤔

It's October 2nd. It only took two days for the boyf to remember to ask me to be his pumpkin for Halloween. He's learning 🤣💜

Gabaghoul season 👻

Who's your favorite Jedi? Wrong answers only

"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak." - Donald Trump, 2013 Republicans control the House and Senate, but they want to tell you the shutdown is on Dems. It isn't.

Drop something blue

Today in Allycat fashion: wearing the goth tradwife dress but made it a little regal instead lol 👑 I've been trying for YEARS to perfect the headband braid, and I think I've finally made it work!

In the words of our lord Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman: I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns.

I had a dream I got my period and even in my dream I thought to myself "wait, this isn't right" 🤣

Are you a Peace Sign Bi or a Finger Guns Bi? I'm Finger Guns, myself

Wow...if they think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until they find out about guns.

What am I up to tonight? Oh not much, just trying on my DREAM COSPLAY/HALLOWEEN COSTUME I give you... PRINCESS ALLY BUTTERCUP Hair and makeup test tomorrow!!!

Today in Allycat fashion: goth tradwife

Post a random Star Trek image

Born to be a baby girl, forced to be an independent woman 😫 (I kid, I love my independence/alone time... usually)

My boss, who has a passing knowledge of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Is that the one where they're at the mall? Me: YES NOW YOU GET IT

Ugh, changing my nose ring is always an ordeal 🤣

This tracks.

I'm pretty sure I'm having ovulation cramps. VERY minor, but just strong enough to notice 🤣 I thought I was having phantom cramps for a second there but ovulation cramps make more sense tbh

I am literally obsessed with this pic. I can't stop staring at it 🤩

Welp now my life has no meaning lmao

She agrees with me, by the way

"Have you a man waiting for you at home, Katie?" "Why, do you know somebody?" "What about a barkeep who reads poetry in strange places?" 💜💜💜

"Every woman is strong, and every woman KNOWS she's strong. It's how we're raised that can diminish us." - Kate Mulgrew 😭😭😭

MOTHER 🙌

Listening to Kate Mulgrew talk shit about Trump

That girl who peaked at Star Trek con:

I'M MEETING KATE MULGREW IN TWO HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭

IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN 🤣

If I end up following Bonnie Gordon at karaoke again I SWEAR TO KAHLESS

Obligatory "go back to the hotel room after dinner to watch Star Trek during a Star Trek con" time

The Thirst House is eternal

This pic doesn't do it justice, but believe me when I say that Terry's arms are fucking JACKED

FINALLY!

Bonnie Gordon is officially in the Sunflower Girlie Club 🌻

Animal Crossing villagers be like "I saw this and thought of you" and it's a trash can

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Remember kids, if Starbucks is serving pumpkin coffee, then you're allowed to wear Halloween stuff. I don't make the rules

"HEY GUYS I'M ALLY CATRAZ AND THIS IS KARAOKE THURSDAY AT [Quark's]!!" There was a big group celebrating a birthday, so I let the birthday girl and her friends sing a LOT. I'm glad they had fun; their energy kept me pumped for the night!

Went to my local haunt for karaoke night. The bar is PACKED and the usual DJ isn't here. The bartender offered me a couple free drinks if I run karaoke tonight. QUICK I NEED GOOD DJ BANTER

Me, too. However, I don't doomscroll here and almost all of my interactions are pleasant. In some ways, I like it better here.

Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

It's what got Voyager home.

HELP THE DEVIL IS CALLING

I still can't believe I manifested this! Saying goodbye to my uterus was a journey, and I continue to occasionally grieve it in small ways. But... I'm here! I did it, fam 🥹

New Jersey's hands are rated E for everybody and we're ready to throw down over this sign

Sometimes you gotta play Animal Crossing dressed as a frog. I don't make the rules

This might very well be my final form

Please don't put Newsom on a pedestal simply because he's trolling Trump. A Democrat transphobe is still a transphobe.

My boss and I spent some time together prepping for inventory next week. After exchanging a few uterus jokes, as he left for the day he says "I'm going home to my wife, who has a uterus!" "Oh YEAH?! Well, I pray she doesn't have kids with a mediocre white man!" He laughed. We have fun. 🤣