Impromptu karaoke time? Impromptu karaoke time. 🎵

Intentions mean nothing without direction.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

There is a new food kiosk on [the Promenade] that serves FRESH PASTA. Like, they MAKE IT FRESH EVERY DAY. The quality is great and the price is fair for the amount you get. My staff and I LOVE THEM and I hope they never leave

I wish I had a kitty to snuggle, but Dusty prefers sleeping with my house mate and Max seems to prefer being anywhere else these days. 😔

I need emotional support pizza.

Happy First Contact Day! Only 13,514 more days until we meet the Vulcans 🖖

If he wanted to, he would.

Did you know you can just watch a Star Trek? Whenever you want? You can just turn on a Star Trek and feel good all the time. There is infinite Star Trek and if you know how to use the internet it's free, and it's like taking your brain to a brain spa. I forget this sometimes but I remember now.

I don't *need* a man. I just allow them to be useful in my presence. Key word: useful.

Day-drinking at the microbrewery that taught me to love beer on their last day of business. RIP Defiant Brewery, and now his watch is ended 🫡

No kings except Théoden, King of Rohan, Lord of the Mark, Horsemaster and Father of Horse-men

Unrelated, but: why do NO karaoke DJs at Trek cons have any James Darren/Vic Fontaine tracks?! It feels like a slam dunk!

Trying out karaoke at a new bar tonight since my local dive no longer hosts. I need my fix aka therapy

Chuck Norris was a xenophobic MAGA piece of shit who was also staunchly anti-LGBTQIA+. "Don't speak ill of the dead" is meant for Uncle Johnny's drinking problem, not his bigotry.

Evergreen tweet

I took my customary ✨️Big Nap✨️ after my early shift today and woke up crying. I was dreaming about saying goodbye to my boss 🥺😭 Why do I only have anxiety about my promotion when I'm at home lol when I'm at work it's like YEAH LET'S DO THIS but home alone in my head the anxiety speaks SO LOUDLY

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am coming out of management retirement and have been promoted to store manager of my silly little store on [the Promenade]! My boss is getting promoted out to our sister location, and his current position was immediately offered to me. My first official day is next Monday!

I have never dealt with anything more difficult than my own soul. GET IT TOGETHER, BITCH

*sips iced latte* Iced coffee feels like hope and freedom and ideals. Hot coffee feels like responsibility and adulting.

If you see this, post a robot

*hits blunt* Time isn't made of lines, it's made of circles. That's why clocks are round.

A BEE LANDED ON ME and the boyf coaxed me out of the car to get him off of me, but then it started chasing HIM and we both ran a lap around the car in a Taco Bell parking lot trying to get away from it 😫

Anyways.

I wrote a Strong Bad email and It's still on the website today. It's my silly little internet claim to fame.

Male birth control is a great idea, but the fact that most men are scared to get a shot in their junk is lowkey hilarious to me.

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

I keep getting ads for vaginal cleansing products and douches. Didn't we agree to leave that mess in the 90s?! Ladies, stop using "cleansing" stuff in your vagoos! Most meds a doctor might prescribe to you for that area are usually taken orally! Thanks for listening to my vagina rant

*has a headache* Hmm, I should eat something

I don't want AI on my phone, I don't want AI in my art, I don't want AI anywhere NEAR me. Please, every website/social media site/search engine, PLEASE stop trying to force it down my throat, because I will NEVER use it.

I had a full weekend off, and due a surprise turn of events, today ended up being a PTO day, so that means... more stitchin'

Any other post-uterus ladies out there occasionally self-conscious about their scar? (I had an abdominal hysterectomy) I guess it's not THAT bad, but it does have me feeling a little bit like Frankenstein's monster

Stitchin'

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

As much as I enjoy video games, one of my coziest memories involves watching my brothers play games as I drift off to sleep wrapped in a big cozy blankie. Specifically, Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask. ... now I wanna go visit my brother and make him play Zelda for me

For context: Terry was wearing Majora's mask as we were playing Animal Crossing, and he came running around a corner where I couldn't see him coming, and I hadn't seen him change his outfit. I shrieked and threw my Switch across my bed

Trekle (treklegame.com) 1518 3/6 #StarTrek Difficulty: 🔘 🖖 ⬜ ⬜ 🖖 ⬜ 🖖 🖖 ⬜ 🖖 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

The amount of people who brag about never giving their Stardew Valley pets water is too damn high. My cat gets watered EVERY DAY because I know he's there and he needs me and stuff 🥺

Morning Bluesky Happy Sunday

Today in Allycat fashion: You can take my emotional support millennial hair bump from my COLD, DEAD HANDS

If you aren't going to order at least one box of Trefoils with your Girl Scout cookie order, what's the point of even ordering Girl Scout cookies at all?

So the people who make the pedophile president their entire personality are INSECURE?! *insert not-that-shocked-Fry meme*

TV show host: Are you dating anyone? Miss Piggy: I'm dating everyone. This energy in 2026 plz

The boyf and I now have THREE Stardew Valley saves: 1) Sacred Chalice Farm, or "Money Farm" - Year 8, our first save, just figuring it all out while making as much money as possible 2) Fair Haven Farm, or "Spooky Farm" - Year 3, wilderness farm, our "let's do it BETTER" save, and -

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Happy Valentine's, you buncha lovely nerds 💜

It's a tie between D and I for me

The mood. The vibe. The function.

I watched TNG growing up as it aired on TV with my parents. Star Trek isn't afraid to tackle serious themes, but it's always been appropriate to watch with parental supervision at the very least. Also, Disney doesn't own Star Trek.