Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Slipknot Cake Fear Factory The Mars Volta Ween

DAE enjoy their popcorn slightly burnt? Like, not TOTALLY CHARRED but just a teeny bit singed? 🤣

I WANT GREENLAND!

Conversation with one of my part-timers at work: Him: Are you the oldest out of your siblings? Me: I'm the oldest daughter. It's its own special kind of trauma Him: Are you also on a spiritual journey? Me: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Stannis Baratheon in A Song of Ice and Fire

I will never share my body with a man who voted against protecting it. Full stop.

When someone tries telling me I must not be a real Star Trek fan

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

I met some fellow Trekkies at work today - a dad and his son. They recognized the Trek pins on my lanyard and we talked Trek for several minutes. Dad was boomer-aged, but he LOVED Starfleet Academy! It makes my heart soar to know Star Trek is still touching people's minds and hearts.

Animal Crossing photo dump because I am back on my bullshit: My deer husband apparently missed me

AAAAAAAAAAAAH 🤩🤩🤩

People can die giving birth. Birth control IS healthcare. Abortion IS healthcare.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

This is ART. 10/10, no notes, hang it in the Louvre

Is anyone really surprised that convicted rapist Trump is trying to force himself on Greenland after it said no?

LIES AND SLANDER

BESTIE IS CANON CONFIRMED

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future.

I didn't vote for this

*DBZ Abridged Vegeta voice* HE'S BACK, BITCHES

Tonight in Stardew Valley with the boyf: He is married to Emily and we just attended the Festival of Ice. Emily expressed disgust over the snowman Clint was making, meanwhile Clint is all like "she's helping me, does that mean something?! 🥵" Yeah, it means you suck at building snowmen, dude

YES

Billiam is in time-out! He'll be back 😎

Co-signed. Star Trek has always been woke.

fat shaming brought to you by the most unfuckable man on the planet.

“Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, vaccines and Tylenol are coming for you! Oompa Loompa, do-be-dee-doo, don’t let your kids have either of those!”

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants. But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

What four classic video games do you find yourself replaying, no matter how old they are?

We literally don’t need ICE for anything

Biggest question in my solo Stardew Valley game: WHO DO I ROMANCE?! I'm married to Elliott in one file and married to Haley in another. I love them both SO much but none of the other romance-able NPCs really speak to me

I'm playing a solo Stardew Valley file. For the very first time, I went the JojaMart route. ... Am I the baddie?

My no-spoiler review of Starfleet Academy (a 🧵):

The entire GOP is doubling down on “murder is good when we do it, so fuck you.” They are a Nazi fascist party, and they are declaring war against anyone who rejects their hateful ideology.

Lwaxana Troi will return in Avengers: Doomsday

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

NEW FRIEND FOUND AT CRACKER BARREL FOR NINE DOLLARS

It's not a visit from the boyf until he takes me to Cracker Barrel 🥰

Bloots, PLEASE help me encourage my adorable and very pretty boyf to start caring about his skin! I just attacked him with some retinol and moisturizer, because men who take care of themselves are sexy af. And his skin ALREADY looks so much better!

The boyf bought a bag of pizza rolls and DIDN'T TELL ME. He is now making me some as penance for his crime

Bitch ass snowman I gave you LIFE

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

What's your go-to girl dinner? For me, it's a tray of pepperoni, salami and crackers and a Greek feta salad. Special guest appearance by Bloody Marys

After a long day at work, the boyf bought me dinner and drinks, and tucked me into bed with a hot chocolate and Voyager on TV. 🥰🥰🥰

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even Neelix: The boyf, three drinks in: Has Doug Jones been hitting on me at every convention?

I keep getting targeted ads that are all like "here's how to tell if you're in perimenopause!" But half of the symptoms no longer apply to me because... I don't have a uterus anymore 🤣 HOW DO I KNOW IF NO UTERUS

If he doesn't know what a transmogrifier is, he's too young for you

My dad taught me to read by reading Calvin & Hobbes to me, and I would read it back to him. My parents swore for years this was why my reading comprehension/writing skills were so far ahead of the curve as I went through grade school. What a treasure. 💜

I have been, and always shall be, your bestie. 🫂