i actually transitioned because one time someone asked if there was a "big strong man around who could help" and i really really didn't want to do it

i see cis white people now having the "actually most of us didn't have a nazi edgelord phase and it's weird you think that" convo. who says there's no such thing as collective progress

The Mask if he were a lobbyist for the pasta industry: Eat cavatappi!

Moving into an apartment with non-Euclidean geometry because the rent is cheap. I go to find the laundry room and get stuck in the infinite hallway again. I go upstairs to grab my bag and end up on the ceiling of the basement, my glasses fall off for some reason and break on the floor.

Moving into an apartment with non-Euclidean geometry because the rent is cheap. I go to find the laundry room and get stuck in the infinite hallway again. I go upstairs to grab my bag and end up on the ceiling of the basement, my glasses fall off for some reason and break on the floor.

Seems like no one wants to be trapped inside a haunted music box anymore

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

[slipping DJ $20] Play the ice cream truck song

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

want cake? why not try "mug of cereal." that's right, mug of cereal: Its what you have

Is it good when we’re at the “people are being placed into devices” phase?

Love that we all know this is going to happen and have known it since this shit was introduced yet all we can do is wait for the dumbest and most easily avoidable economy crash of all time.

The Regime's goal is to grind everyone down. Plain & simple. Our goal is to refuse this by taking turns to fight where and how we can. When one group needs to bow out, then another group needs to step in and so on. We don't all have to do everything. We can all do something though. Stay in the fight

Saw two cybertrucks on the highway, bad omen

Today on THE OUTFIT: 1940s Hollywood. The Chicago Outfit infiltrates, shaking down studio bosses but helping crush their unions. Until the mob allies with an unlikely force--Walt Disney--& face down his animators. APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...

Hispanic friend recently said 'every white supremacist thinks all other white people are just sleepers waiting to be activated' and that's gonna stick with me for a bit

If you so much as kill me I’ll die

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

using HRT to cheat twink death turns you into a twink lich

In some ways this is the government now

boyfriend & girlfriend are too limiting. we need boygirlfriends, joyfriends, voidfriends, botfriends, hotfriends, gayfriends, theyfriends, etc.

repost if you want to build international communism or want a mean dyke to cover you in bruises and milk your prostate

when you become a boss you lose the right to chop it up with the employees in the break room. you gave that up in exchange for power. if you want a business AND the camaraderie, start a co-op

The Walmart nostalgia slop is turning me into a RETVRN guy for midlife crises, if getting older scares you that bad just give yourself the worst dye job ever like an adult

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"

Caleb Hearon’s joke about trans women in his special was really good “People look at trans women and see failed men. But I *know* trans women. And when I see them I know God didn’t fail at making a man! He tried and succeeded at making a DJ! Get that tall bitch some turntables and let her work!!”

Kamala Harris reveals in new book she ate a hot coal. Her staff saw her eyes glisten as she looked into the fire, but they were too slow to stop her from picking up a hot coal and swallowing it. "It tasted so hot and it burned me in side. It was the hottest one I ever picked up and ate," she writes.

a lot of sex with trans girls is just treating them the way they think they deserve to be treated

yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone

If you are a white person who subscribes to the Washington Post, your solidarity should not be expressed in "feeling badly" but in cancelling your subscription today if you have one. Otherwise no one wants to hear anything from you.

other than that, mrs. kirk, what did you think of the debate?

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

remember, you can never fully delete the things you say on here, be careful. your actions leave an indelible ripple on the space-time continuum. remain completely still. renounce any temptation you might have to say or do a thing, act in any way another might perceive. try not to have been born

im not here for a long time. im here for a dong time. a schlong time. im here for a penis time.

guys should dress like little sluts and girls should dress like huge sluts and nonbinary people should dress like medium sluts

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency.

I know calling the present moment a dystopian future is kind of a trope at this point but we literally have people suffering from AI induced cyberpsychosis now

help

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

I’ve been thinking about this for two straight days