I think turquoise is the best of both worlds

Buddy, the shell is a part of the egg

Sir, we're approaching the upper limits of gloom. Perhaps we tred back?

I'm fond of "in lieu." Put me in the lieu.

To you, strawberries must seem small

I'm gonna be made of water one day

What other tricks are there? Use them all

God loves ribbing me

Bro stop trying to characterize me by the objects in my house

Nothing but soul for everyone

Boiling the Jesus leek

Your goat is myotonic

My only good piece of advice is that embarrassment is the worst obstacle for anything

Last night I had a dream about trying to fall asleep. I appreciate my brain deconstructing a tired format

"If you know, you know." - The Redundant Knower

Sorry. Rot took the moment

damage assessment

The test of time is so easy. All you have to do is stood it

The dog has picked an odd time in his life to become a magician

Performatively looking both ways before I cross the street

If I could go back in time and talk to baby me I'd say "play defense every time"

All movies are very slowly improvised

On beast root

I was just about to learn the true meaning of punk, but it escapes me.

"More than anything" is a trap phrase, you're really locking yourself here

Hell isn't even that far down

Thought experiment: if your car needs a new part and you replace it by buying a full new car, is it the same car or is it a different one?

I’m really good at shopping cart

All my hats make evil snowmen. I don’t know why, I’m not going to interrogate it

I hope I’m infected with an alien disease, and my veins are green

I’m a white blood cell with an umbrella of blood

Radical Wokeness (To Unseat The Hold Of The Chudish Mind)

I'm tryna become a removed cousin

"Ancient Lore" and it's something that happened yesterday

my smile is moving towards you

“This guy’s funny” I say, without even understanding this guy, or what the true meaning of funny even is

I will wake with lightning in my mind and thunder in my heart and fire in my belly and fearlessness in my bones, it's the dawn of a new era, I am the undead, I can never die

You’re a memelord? That’s scary…

Anybody in a pinch? small ant: me!

Don’t put all your eggs in one ovipositor

I hope one day feminism rules the mind of every speck one million percent

Happenstance has killed more people than any killer in the world

I tried to care less, but I’m just a terrible carer

They let you keep the puddle after it rains

Yes, I'd like to apply for "Job Maker?"

I don’t know who you’re quoting so I’m just gonna pretend that you said it

Are there any openings to be a czar?

Computer; do a woke status check on my bumble match. If <85% wokeness, respond: “I’d love to build homes for your roaches.” If >85%, respond: “We’re gunna force you to eat them.”

I’d like another go at being a baby, I think I could be more nonchalant

Green thumb to the toe