Everything under the bed is a virtue

The streets are saying it was probably for the best

Eek! I'm naked without my contradictions!

My morning walk was momentarily paused by an inclement feather

There was a yellow explosion at the sepia factory. They turned it into marketing. 7 people died

I made some good friends in my dream, hopefully I’ll see them again tonight

In my restaurant, we have a soda fountain for rare alloys

I really light up in hospitals

"Let's not kid ourselves" ... *raises hand* what do I do if I already kidded myself

I'd like to give "repose" it's flowers

it’s all peaks and valleys, baby

I need to read a few more papers before I can accurately listen to music

Every day is ridiculous

the hot heat of fire has been used to boil vegetables for thousands of years

Hey don't cry... 60 million icefish nests in a colony twice the size of Paris discovered in the Weddell Sea in 2021 ok???

Nothing validates me more than a green light

I need the power of me on my side

Some of the signs you might be turning to ash in the wind is a sudden feeling of weightlessness and fragmentation. These symptoms are also associated with crumbling to dust so be sure to check with your physician

"This would fix me" nothing would fix anything

Your gore is a really uplifting scene in these trying times, thanks brother

*synthesizing a chimera* I'm making heads and tails of it

one cup of green tea: one more and that's it seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)

trying not to jingle the keys in my pocket so i don't get distracted

Sorry, my clipboard got mugged

You make a mild criticism about homeowners and they send you to the dark room

I bet it feels so good when it's strange to be anything at all

Just learned there's a whole wide world beyond my satisfaction

Can you put me in the control group? Yeah, I have the placebo disease

"My grandma's visiting?" -No, you didn't hear me. I said 'Grand Mob.' Yeah. You better get your ass in gear.

The moment is laying it's magical mystical eggs

Left Behind 56: Only Grok Remains

marginalia would be a beautiful name for a girl

Heed your warning? It’s just a forest with trees

Guys the portent of dread has low key turned into auspiciousness

Walgreens are my cousins, I’m a Windowgreen

Doing a pickle study. Conclusion: they’re green

To the windowwwwww, to the fall! To the winterrrrrr, to the wall!

Howdy partner, what’d ya doing eatin a cold slice a’cake? ‘Round here we leave em out for an hour or so, then, we enjoy it at a decent room temperature. *cocks gun* How ‘bout you leave that there slice and come back later.

Bypassing >>>

Hey man, I want to bathe and clean you for shits and giggles

OUT: complicated bureaucracy IN: slowly widening the big pit

Program so beautiful I’m tryna get with it

I like my tap water like I like my skies - cloudy

Welcome to the pain house. Oh don’t worry, the pain is for the house

Life got worse after I stopped lying down while the sun was up

Delivered to an outlandish land, sign upon arrival

Italian Freddy

Bro, your reign!

There’s something sinister to it