Greenš
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Wannabe everything
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#DarkGreen
about 1 year ago
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Everything under the bed is a virtue
5 months ago
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The streets are saying it was probably for the best
5 months ago
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Eek! I'm naked without my contradictions!
5 months ago
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My morning walk was momentarily paused by an inclement feather
5 months ago
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There was a yellow explosion at the sepia factory. They turned it into marketing. 7 people died
5 months ago
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I made some good friends in my dream, hopefully Iāll see them again tonight
5 months ago
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In my restaurant, we have a soda fountain for rare alloys
5 months ago
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I really light up in hospitals
5 months ago
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"Let's not kid ourselves" ... *raises hand* what do I do if I already kidded myself
5 months ago
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I'd like to give "repose" it's flowers
5 months ago
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smoochyā ļø
5 months ago
itās all peaks and valleys, baby
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I need to read a few more papers before I can accurately listen to music
5 months ago
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Every day is ridiculous
5 months ago
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Grobian Syboe
5 months ago
the hot heat of fire has been used to boil vegetables for thousands of years
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Exquisite Corpse
5 months ago
Hey don't cry... 60 million icefish nests in a colony twice the size of Paris discovered in the Weddell Sea in 2021 ok???
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Nothing validates me more than a green light
5 months ago
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I need the power of me on my side
5 months ago
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tara
5 months ago
Some of the signs you might be turning to ash in the wind is a sudden feeling of weightlessness and fragmentation. These symptoms are also associated with crumbling to dust so be sure to check with your physician
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"This would fix me" nothing would fix anything
5 months ago
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Your gore is a really uplifting scene in these trying times, thanks brother
5 months ago
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*synthesizing a chimera* I'm making heads and tails of it
5 months ago
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furby hancock
6 months ago
one cup of green tea: one more and that's it seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
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furby hancock
5 months ago
trying not to jingle the keys in my pocket so i don't get distracted
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Sorry, my clipboard got mugged
5 months ago
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You make a mild criticism about homeowners and they send you to the dark room
5 months ago
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I bet it feels so good when it's strange to be anything at all
5 months ago
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Just learned there's a whole wide world beyond my satisfaction
5 months ago
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Can you put me in the control group? Yeah, I have the placebo disease
5 months ago
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"My grandma's visiting?" -No, you didn't hear me. I said 'Grand Mob.' Yeah. You better get your ass in gear.
5 months ago
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The moment is laying it's magical mystical eggs
5 months ago
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Left Behind 56: Only Grok Remains
5 months ago
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phantasmAgaric š
5 months ago
marginalia would be a beautiful name for a girl
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Heed your warning? Itās just a forest with trees
5 months ago
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perfectly beautiful little lady
5 months ago
Guys the portent of dread has low key turned into auspiciousness
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Walgreens are my cousins, Iām a Windowgreen
5 months ago
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Doing a pickle study. Conclusion: theyāre green
5 months ago
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To the windowwwwww, to the fall! To the winterrrrrr, to the wall!
5 months ago
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Howdy partner, whatād ya doing eatin a cold slice aācake? āRound here we leave em out for an hour or so, then, we enjoy it at a decent room temperature. *cocks gun* How ābout you leave that there slice and come back later.
5 months ago
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Bypassing >>>
5 months ago
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Hey man, I want to bathe and clean you for shits and giggles
5 months ago
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dog in the ER
5 months ago
OUT: complicated bureaucracy IN: slowly widening the big pit
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Program so beautiful Iām tryna get with it
5 months ago
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I like my tap water like I like my skies - cloudy
5 months ago
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Welcome to the pain house. Oh donāt worry, the pain is for the house
5 months ago
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Life got worse after I stopped lying down while the sun was up
5 months ago
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Delivered to an outlandish land, sign upon arrival
5 months ago
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Italian Freddy
5 months ago
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Bro, your reign!
6 months ago
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Thereās something sinister to it
6 months ago
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