I want to be made of images

Yuuuuuup. It is straight up awesome

I'm hiring a professional Dracula to change me

All my priorities tell the truth

Ohhhh I get it, what was comfort now is pain

(directing an AA meeting) Name one thing swag did for you

I wonder what the urinary track leads to

Beholden by a very dark rib-cage

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Which button is "appreciate?"

A bookmark will keep your place, a bookhark will tell you where you're going

I don't "have" a headache. I'm using it

I’d do anything to be made of tar!

Merry Christmas

The Months are a bunch of wheels rolling around

I dropped my phone in a pore

We didn't start the mire! It was always churning since the world was slurring

Well, surely the jest ends eventually?

Cut me some slack, I was only 200 units at the time

Ceramic art by Sophie Woodrow

I think I’ve had an understandable reaction to everything, I’ve done a good job rolling with it all

There are things that are very painful, and you don't have to do anything to incur them

Posting is not difficult, but it is taxing, mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually, financially, socially, and in other ways I do not care to mention at this time. Above all, it is incredibly painful and you should not begin to post if you have not already started.

One man's lolsorandom is another man's surrealism.

I live life on 2x gravity

I'm moving to skitland

But that's a problem for another day another day: jesus fucking christ

My DNA is on all sites

Getting serious FOMO from the cracks in society

Asking my neighbors for a spare lease on life

POV: your personal chef tries to hypnotize you

Sorry, I was mining you for nostalgia

It'd be chill if you were after my heart. *getting mad* But it wouldn't.

They’re a fast sleeper, they hit the bed like lightning

My castle will have walls made of platinum

I never eat a burger without the white dust, easily the best part

A guideline once saved my life

Who makes traffic lights? I wanna give them a firm handshake

Bakers been throwing in an extra pastry cause I’m the patron who stepped up

Likes are beautiful again

I was prepared to mind if I do, but luckily I don’t

I can’t even remember who Brandon was

Listen son, sometimes you lie because the joke is more important

An echo chamber sounds positively delightful, I mean think of the reverb

*Cheerfully ribbing my friend shrouded in darkness* Hey! Save a little light for the rest of us!

I have a week heart. New week, new heart

Merry Christmas

no one in the bible had swag so.... opinion discarded

We found the queen ant off a benny