Liquids get bubbles after besting the air in a conquest of matter

In poison city, we don't judge whether you have a stinger or fang, a quill or spur, a- wait what? That's venom city? Oh. I guess you can leave, unless you plan to eat us

Every laugh is a choice you make, a step you take

Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807

STOP ENJOYING BEAUTIFUL WEATHER. YOU ARE PLAYING INTO ITS HANDS

*spawns a polished sapphire*

Getting born and asking what an animal does

Spiders should be a part of every community

It’s not fun to do math when you’re scared

I'm not convinced the rib cage does anything special

The music in Uncle Giuseppe's had me getting emotional

The money is so mean to me

Just something special from me to me

I'm being haunted by a ghost computer

Sure, items look ridiculous now but you have to understand. They were everywhere back then. We all had them

All sharing is oversharing. Words, I mean.

On my deathbed, whispering “...don’t let them discover my secrets…” <- has no secrets

No that’s gross. I said I'm gonna “lick your beers”

How to carry items in your left hand

Speak softly and carry a soft stick. Do everything softly

Without further ado? Bro you have all the ados!

*counting sand* yeah I don't know I still think the fourth kernel is the best

I have a request, because I failed the first one

Every friend group has the friends

I’ll feel better after I eat my toothpick

Art teacher told us less is more. Yeah... I see math wasn't your strong suit...

Feelin: Deleterious

I'm singing the 7 sickness song

When skeletons play the xylophone on their rib cage, it makes me feel inadequate

Painstaking sounds a bit too intense, are there any entry level stakings I can try?

No. We have heed at home.

I'm always saying yes to 403

We all have that one friend who spends too much time in the sector

I don’t “play” an instrument, we play together

I’d still end up an atheist but wish I was born Muslim

I have a head that uses teeth to attack

Elect me and I'll be the magnet president

the killing of a sacred coworker

my producer tag: "CONTAINS 1% JUICE!"

Save me, cognates. save me

Setting an alarm for “it’s too late” so I know just when to start

Traveling the country side and stopping to admire a fencepost just lousy with medals

I went all the way down but all I found was more all the way down

Even at young age, I wanted to kill lawnmowers

My powerful claws will help me for the next few years

I want to hear what happened to Chocolate Chip and his journey to the Frosted Fortresses

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Some people train for eons so they can be annoying

If you think you have a new sweeping generalization for your dating pool, think again, because I've already made an equal and opposite generalization to neutralize it