Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

Balatro 2

😟

Vulgar psychoanalysis moment

New mousepad just arrived

Q: “So, hundreds of millions of dollars in grants were terminated from the NEH. The deficit didn’t change much. And you were paid $150,000 to do that job of reducing the deficit. Do you feel like the $150,000 paid to you was wasteful spending?” A: *Laughs, frowns….long pause*

Cool man, can’t wait

Sometimes being able to read is a curse

Choosing to believe he means World War III

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Su su seppuku.

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

ANTIFA: the ginger is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. He's Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

dr dog is short for dominican republic dog

doot doot

Manic Lil Guy

RIP to one of the greatest German philosophy posts of all time.

hey how do you feel about this. be honest

Nostalgia

Something I've been trying to do lately is formulate my principles and beliefs in positive rather than negative terms - "I believe X" rather than "I'm not like those fucking guys" - and it's been a useful and (I think) healthy little reorientation

Boss | Mega Man 5

i miss problems clown

watching every day now

In America, the Supreme Leader makes his flunkies and generals wear shoes that don’t fit

Uni fell asleep on my hand, so I can’t go to work today

katamari soundtrack stays on during sex

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

COLLEGE SLAM

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man

it is wednesneigh my dudes

LOGGING ON

It just struck me, I threw a boomerang earlier

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Not now, I'm busy training for the human rotisserie chicken competition.

Hell yeah dude

Every single video she makes about lead on this popular brand of “premium” glass baby bottle gets swarmed with paid bots (from the company) commenting “it’s not a big deal”… dead internet theory but for lead poisoning is not something I had on my 2026 bingo card