Adam Wingard is tempting me once again

Reminder to watch The First Omen, a movie that finds new realms of unnerving imagery

Happy Pride and thank you again to The Kids In The Hall for helping me not turn into a weird homophobic freak like a lot of other kids in my town

Love love love that poorna jagannathan gets to go nuts, she is a brilliant actress

Google owes Aimee Mann some money

Doing more samples at the grocery store and I have never felt more like an NPC. Like I want to start telling customers “mr. Withers used to talk about a codex, you might be able to find him at the old observatory this time of day”

Me drunk at 3am politely telling the guy at the deli that he forgot my Baloney

When the care packages stopped arriving to my moon base

i love coffee but i hate that it tastes like something and does something

I know Andrew Sullivan was always bad but there was a brief period where his blog was a good place to learn about a bunch of different writers (how i learned about Coates, Bouie, Serwer, etc). but yeah this, along with his BANANAS matthew shepherd conspiracy theories, broke him permanently

Trailing at the first half, guess they'll have to phone a friend

We could actually get in a very big website wide argument about this

Come oooooooooooooon Gotan Project

And in season 2 we meet our antagonists: the neverending orgy

Ed Harris should have an Oscar for Apollo 13, The Truman Show, and A History of Violence as well as an award for being so good in the otherwise very goofy Gone Baby Gone

Ed Harris is the Buffalo Bills of acting

When I canceled my Post subscription, Capital Weather Gang was the only thing I missed. Great news.

Some days you can’t predict what will make you furious

The Smithsonian will also be putting on one hell of a Juneteenth celebration at the Anacostia Community Museum anacostia.si.edu/juneteenth

“So, you want freedom with no responsibility. Son, there’s only one person on Earth who gets that deal.” “Mmm. The President.” “A baby.”

S-A-T-U-R-F-I-S-H-D-A-Y! NIGHT!

I liked Andor but yeah this is spot on

The two big FNL alumni movie stars were Michael B. Jordan, an insanely handsome charismatic guy, and Jesse Plemons, a funny-looking character actor, and the other insanely handsome charismatic guy just had people going “hmm no thanks!”

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

Harley Quinn from @elliottkalan.bsky.social and co. is one of my favorite ongoing comics currently on shelves. It’s action-packed FUNNY x3 and genuinely interested in what makes the character tick. If you aren’t reading it, grab a trade and get caught up!

I saw this sign today and it took me maybe five minutes to not read it as "shitty BBQ"

Gettin’ my bean sludge on

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

Dude-A-Tude

I’m watching tourists with Trump hats take pictures with the FDR statue at the memorial and taking a deep deep breath

Man this makes me so happy. Keith David might be the first character actor I knew I loved, seeing him as an unhinged maniac in MEN AT WORK. Among his many triumphs he deserves credit for being, by FAR, the best part of THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Man between stuff like this and Joe the plumber and backwards B woman and the economy crashing and “Obama is your new bicycle” the 2008 election was quaintly deranged

I am prepared to pronounce the Internet dead because I cannot find the thread of tweets of the guy talking like Abe Simpson from 2007 saying “I was going to see LCD Soundsystem at the knitting factory so I put on my shrink to fit jeans, which was the style at the time”

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

Thrilled to announce my candidacy with a police Academy themed campaign. Join our “citizens on patrol“ and accept your “first assignment“ as we retake this “city under siege” and send the other side “back in training”

as someone whose best stuff is often reply-based, I am compelled to post for you:

The replies are cooking

Just did an AI-led job interview which was one of the more demoralizing experiences of my life. Every response was like “wow! What a brilliant answer! Tell us more! Can you dive deeper into your work with John Connor? What was he like? What are his current coordinates?”

The only old-school style show I've watched in years is probably CBS's Ghosts and it's the model (annual seasons of 15-20 episodes) really makes it fun to watch. Like it's B/B- tv but the quantity and consistency give it a great cozy feel, and lets them build up some silly lore

Today's reminder that the pathetic losers of this administration have a narcissistic g-d complex about DC so it's up to all of us to run hard between now and June 16 — and then be ready to make sure DC's next mayor gets seated, no matter who it is.

Free idea: take the footage from the upcoming Great American State Fair concerts and make a catatonic youths video like this one.

Gave my kid some writing advice tonight and I hope they never learn I stole it from Finding Forrester

I grew up in Maryland and Ledo Pizza sucks ass. "Oh it's a rectangle!" like there's a reason pizzas are not supposed to be rectangles

"If there’s a singular drink of the everyman in today’s United States, it’s stuff that tastes like soda, inebriates like liquor, and (as a thoroughly contemporary invention) evokes exactly zero nostalgia for some imagined, egalitarian past." www.fingers.email/p/reject-mil...

A band that did not see "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" as beneath them have found their line: