Started touching the gears in an electric can opener out of curiosity next thing I knew I didn’t have a fingernail

Deleting. The furries found me.

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Easy, Rosemarys Baby.

He has accepted Wizard of Id into his heart

Headed to Texas so time to crank the greatest musicians the state ever produced youtu.be/rCWH2MmlHQE?...

"oh people are too sensitive" man who cares. this isn't my job or my art form. these are my stupid internet jokes

Update: Kate winslet has housed her first hoagie

Never

Holy moly. Ruffalo is…really good in this finale. Gives an all time great TV monologue

On this day in 1901, CLR James is born in Trinidad. James was an important anti-colonial activist, socialist historian, theorist, journalist and cricket aficionado. anticolonialhistory.com/event/148/

Miguel de Pubes Spain, Catholic Church Records, 1307-2005

why would you even bother getting into elected office to watch democracy go quietly into the night. christ

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Also wow Mark Ruffalo is absolutely brilliant as this B- cop

Almost done watching Task, a show I am loving because it is about the most B- cop who has ever lived

Excited to announce that I have become an album cover T-shirt guy

I know folks love to hate Stranger Things but this is pretty cool

It’s fun here because Method Man makes the rest of the Wu-Tang look like chumps for not also bringing an individual gift

uh holy SHIT?

The Americans is one of the best shows to honestly engage with 80s culture, like there’s a whole subplot about everybody going to EST meetings

Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment

You know who was the real 6-7 back in the day was that Lawrence Welk!

oh HELL YES I let the kids watch a santa movie on network tv and when it was over the channel immediately played the fifth element, this is how tv was meant to be

I'm taking my oath of office over the 20 pages of Steven Wright jokes that I printed off of Netscape in 1997

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

One cool thing about Jim Henson is he didn’t believe in trademarks or copyrights, so you can yell “how about a pork CHOP! HIYYYYA!” before you knock someone’s lights out and the cops can’t touch you

theme park gang, it is time to break the yoke Disney and Universal have imposed on your minds, and retvrn to Busch Gardens

DC Residents: oh are we?

I hate defending Matt Bruenig but man I would have loved this as a stay at home dad

Too late I always am

i am sobbing and begging The Long 80s & 90s to end please god let it fucking happen this year it has to end it has to stop

TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN!...

sadly unsurprising to anyone familiar with ed policy

This is true, people don’t realize that these car bans apply to any kind of motorized vehicle with wheels. That includes AMERICAN CITIZEN Johnny 5, BANISHED from his hometown of New York

one unexpected outlook change from being a dad is taking the self care people 10x more seriously when it comes to dealing with weirdly directed anger and rage (including Online). many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers

One cool thing about Jim Henson is he didn’t believe in trademarks or copyrights, so you can yell “how about a pork CHOP! HIYYYYA!” before you knock someone’s lights out and the cops can’t touch you

still laughing about this. elite posting

If nothing else, if not for the AV Club's Random Roles, there's a decent chance we'd never have had the opportunity for Curtis Armstrong to tell his story about working on the Gary Busey film "Quigley".

1 job lost 1 new job with a significant pay increase 1 of PadRock’s posts i liked

In his autobiography Harpo Speaks! Harpo heavily implies that he was a virgin

Fantastic @sarahjeong.bsky.social article about our postliterate political climate of chaos. Reminds me of Transmetropolitain, a comic where a Hunter S Thompson writer stops a riot by writing The Best Article Ever. Some pundits will never stop believing in that world

Will never forget seeing Beck’s Loser and just thinking “what…IS this??”

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Oh HELL yeah I’m in the trenches schooling suckas on Adrian Monk, this is posting baby

Again it is absolutely fucking insane how good the casting on The Wire was. Better than Freaks and Geeks. Aside from making Idris Elba and Michael B Jordan you had oceans of guys like Whitlock putting in monster performances in every scene

Ughghghh man I loved this guy. Fun fact he said “sheeeeeeeeit” in 25th hour, making him the only actor to be good at having a catchphrase across characters