I’ll just remind you that the Republican Supreme Court rubber-stamping Trump withholding billions of dollars of Congressionally-mandated aid, destroying statutorily required agencies, and imprisoning people on the basis of race said it was unconstitutional for Biden to grant students debt relief.

Just replied to someone posting about George Carlin by saying he has insufferable fans and then realized the OP was…his daughter

My personal theory is that his dick is also leather and his proper name is leatherfaceanddick

The novelty Deep Space 9 account that makes the same joke every day is done with your shit apparently

Great movie, creepy as hell, free to watch on YT in full as of now:

For the last time, Big Head Todd is the DOCTOR

Since this show is back a reminder to everyone about the showrunner. Also that the female costar of this show, after hearing that this guy assaulted someone, suggested they all hash it out on a podcast

I wish writing this kind of piece was no longer necessary. But we don’t live in that world. We live in a world in which this person was rewarded with a S2, which premiered this week. Presumably something none of these companies (incl Disney at the top) had a problem with. Still hope you’ll read this

Not the most important thing about this video, but the white cop's gun discipline would be hilarious if it weren't so dangerous. Takes it out, tucks it in his waistband while wrestling with a guy, drops it, recovers it, and then points it at bystanders.

We need a social norm that you can pull the phone out of someone's hand and smash it if they're trying to fuck with an innocent person's livelihood

Customer: NORTH AMERICA MOTORSPORTS CHAPTER 22 GROUP A DMV: ASSMAN BACKWARDS Verdict: DENIED

Wish I still had friends in Kensington so I could stop by and tell @flophousecat.bsky.social that I finally saw this. He doesn’t have a ding dong!

ever eat a kid’s meal at a restaurant, then get beat up by their parents

I hate how often I’m listening to some mind blowing track from the late 90s or 2000s only to find out it’s produced by fucking Kanye

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

Some men would rather post about how they’ve had awful therapists than go to therapy

Everyone was talking about three days of the Condor last week, which is a great movie but I’ll say it has a dork-ass sex scene in it that could’ve been cut

lol some dudes in my mentions are arguing over whether Stalin is worse than the New York Times. Love da internet bay-bee

I try to make sense of Radu Jude's Dracula, a film that depicts generative AI as a culture-sucking vampire, and I sing the praises of an exciting horror filmmaker from Indonesia. All that and more in my Fantastic Fest recap for @crooked-marquee.bsky.social. Check it out, y'all!

bumping this now that alien: earth has wrapped its first season slate.com/culture/2025...

What the heck was that?! #cowtools #simpsons #coldwarmedia #farside

When i say Stephen Miller got a dickhead ... Eric i know your head is similarly shaped. But this is not about YOUR head... it's a lovely head... very phallic like... we are ridiculing the oppressors right now GET IN THE CAR

No susan... this is not about YOUR ankles... i love your juicy ankles This is about the fascist ankles are you in this fight or not???

for every 100 likes I will increase the size of Homer's hat

Chotiner: your wife died after being poisoned by glue on your wedding invitations George: yes Chotiner: invitations that you chose George: yes Chotiner: so you can see how people are led to think you killed her George: I…don’t see the connection Chotiner (under his breath): this guy is good

thanks for EITHER abiding an increase in posting volume throughout this campaign OR gracefully muting me for a month and a half, ALSO get in touch if you want to try playing starfriends with your own crew

I just started a horror movie that has maybe the best first half I’ve seen in years. Stay tuned to see if it sticks the landing.

Now I’m imagining a foreign dictator who only understands America through Jack reacher novels. He sees us all as a vagrant killing machines with ham-sized hands

My kid's favorite teacher is here on a H1-B visa. She's the light of her school.

I will be honest if I got a chance to speak at the UN I would say this too

just used Rover for the first time as a Dog walker. Gotta love an app that’s like “hey what if we made everything more tedious and complicated and also took 20% of your money?”

Me slamming my hand on top of theirs and yelling “Paul Giamatti”

oh man i cant even imagine how horny all the catholics are to feel persecuted again

hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web

I agree that we need to apologize for the excesses of wokism. Specifically everyone in 2019 who told their friends to watch Nanette.

i'm going to be totally honest, i'm not above it and i wouldn't be mad if my friends swore oaths of vengeance on my enemies at my funeral

I’m always glad to see people who make me proud of my religious community instead of people like Kirk and Vance, who make me terribly ashamed of them

I could put duck soup, or the thing, or Carrie, or wet hot American summer, or ET, but really there’s only one answer

Charlie Brown, hoe, etc

1. Chopping Mall! Gotta start with what I remember from the VHS rental shelf. It’s fun, nothing amazing aside from one hilarious head explosion

SCARY MOVIE MONTH BEGIIIIIIIIINS

Evergreen

Jalad, remembering some guys: man, remember Darmok?

Prince of Darkness Recently rewatched this one and it's possibly one of Carpenter's finest, the apocalyptic vibes are incredible, but getting to see Victor Wong and Donald Pleasence onscreen together was a real treat, both tremendously characterful actors who can dominate any scene.

Oh man this movie gets nuuuuuuuuts

Guys I walked like ten dogs today. Life is good.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Earth day is so funny It’s like “hey man what are we celebrating” “All of it” “All of it?” “Everything, yeah.” “The moon?” “NO.”