"uhh, i mean" and "shoot that's why we do it man" being perfectly audible elevates this from tech glitch to competent YTP joke

my favorite part of my undertaker loadout is that I start with a useless potion that lets me do this before the boss

Just putting it out there that if you're looking for a backend engineer with a wide variety of experience in games, tools, and build/release, I'm available and very fun to work with.

I wish I wasn't tired after working 8 hours a day so I could just Do Stuff. I'm really not wired for this rhythm of life. Well over 1/2 of my free time is dedicated to "decompressing" which doesn't even involve activities such as video games. Just sitting around while pressurized air escapes my ears

My game comes out in 10 days :) I worked on this world for 2 years

am i playing monster hunter right

I need a pedant to tell me: is a whitespace a glyph

Bolsonaro has now spent over 40 pages of this 107-page script in the hospital, which is probably the most accurate thing about the movie

"swamp dungeon" #chiptune #digifu

Giant Hogweed? More like Giant Hogwash. It will never return.

playing scientology speedrun champion 2005. man i hate this bit

got time opening up in my schedule to start taking on freelance work again. if you need a Unity Generalist, i'm your girl! programming, game design, set dressing, cutscenes, QA, or anything else you can think of; i can handle it. >:3 check out my work at cathroon.itch.io, or DM me for a resume!

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

I can't believe that, almost a year later, the Shrek gravestone still hasn't sold

I'm gonna order a Steam Controller. If you'll need to know a guy who has one: that guy will be me

My approach to buying new games has come full circle. I used to buy anything I was interested in when it was on sale. Then, I learned to hold off on buying anything until I truly knew I was going to play it. Now, I'm back to buying stuff I'm interested in, just because I want to support the creators

Bring back the ancient knowledge

I beat the final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree at level 1 with no scadutree blessings and so one of my sicko projects is finally over: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AUz... Now all that's left is to get 9999 points in Deep of Night, and I will finally be free from this prison I've made for myself!!

You will come back stronger… our indie soulslike, PRISON OF HUSKS From @secondwindgroup.com showcase www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk0w...

Lol lmao

whoaaa i can't believe photographic proof of bigfoot AND nessie AND the jersey devil just got posted and this fuckass website doesnt work. and theyre only posting it once and never again

how have we as a society just outright forgotten about what happens in the music video for Flo Rida's "Low"? Why does no one talk about this?

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets. Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚 bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

Moon Ghost

He-Moon and the Masters of the Excitingly Different

if anyone's interested in supporting my game dev, art, coding and streaming directly, i've reworked my patreon page, including limited tiers for monthly sketch commissions www.patreon.com/qwarq

This soundtrack should be illegal

One hopes images like this, when paired with the knowledge that everything we burn ends up in that tiny slice of gasses, would help contextualize why we need to move away from energy sources we set on fire. One hopes. Climate communicators should make some hay of this.

Nothing short of exhaustive government reform is gonna fix the US. It's proven to be a totally compromised system. Even when the current administration is gone, bad actors already know how to take advantage of it again. You wouldn't keep using the same email password after someone's hacked into it

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

happy trans day of visibility

AI boosters and fence-sitters think viscerally negative reactions to AI are "irrational" but mass deployment of LLMs is actively destroying everything I care about (the open internet, the planet, creative industries, art, my ability to buy RAM). Total rejection is the most logical response.

I wish to befriend the corvids

𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔: Fire

Reminder that Epic's last mass layoff was to ensure the business was sustainable, so no further layoffs would be necessary. www.epicgames.com/site/en-US/n...

🫈 there he is 🫈 did you see him?? 🫈 dont let him get away!! 🫈

Game $200 Employees $150 Snacks $800 Game t-shirts to wear so everyone knows I'm a gamer $6,000,000,000 Hair products $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying

The pending enshittification of bluesky is going to be very funny, at least, considering that the entire userbase is made up of people who, by definition, will switch social media apps when one gets shitty. (since that's why they're here at all)

Been struggling with gamedev motivation for a while now, but I have been practicing painting. These were painted with gouache, then inked over with a pen. I think it's a cool look.

One thing that occurred to me about this dumbass technology while watching this video is that it won't just create variance between scenes, it'll also create variance between players. For someone Grace will have mascara, for someone else in that same scene she'll have eye shadow

game: this is a puzzle where we teach you how to use the "Halt" instruction me: no it isn't

too many parents nowadays giving their kids 1-2 syllable names. When was the last time you saw a Nebuchadnezzar?

checking out the Opus Magnum DLC. We are so back

Every once in a while you see another person as annoyed as you that the Internet and technology are too US-centric and it feels like a breath of fresh air and a reminder that you're not in fact just going mad and that it sucks having the stupidest global hegemon known to man

Don't you dare go Hollow.

nvidia unveils "mind blowing" new upscaling technology

lmao