There's a section of FF5 where the Moogle village burns, and you can find a Moogle who says "I'm dying, kupo." This immediately struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read and has permanently changed my speaking habits.

The Dragon Care Tarot demo is live on Steam NextFest! Play if you want 🐉 dragons, to pet them and feed them snacks 🔮 a nice little fortune to make you feel good 💆 a cozy, no-stress creature collector 🎨 big colors, over 80 million possible palettes 🏳️‍🌈 to support a tiny indie team of gay artists

*trying to fall asleep at 5:48 am* AI could never create The Most Unwanted Song

my cat every day at 4 pm

I can’t believe I made a person. What the fuck.

I’m a hot drinks person because as a drink goes on, I like to prioritize consistency of flavor over consistency of temperature. Hot drinks cool off but iced drinks get *watered down,* which I simply cannot bear.

My least favorite contronym is "transparently." Are we doing this very clearly and upfront, or invisibly and behind-the-scenes? Guess. 😌

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

Billionaires should not exist.

I'm so sick of seeing comments like "we all knew this would happen" or "this is what our country is." It is *good* to be shocked and horrified by the awful things happening in our world. Let that horror and anger fuel you into taking action.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

I do not recommend being a new mom while the Epstein files are coming out.

“Parental rights” is such a horrifying phrase. These people really think of their children as their property.

Most names sound more mature when you use the entire name and more childish when you abbreviate them, but Tim is a normal adult man whereas Timothy is no older than 12.

We should all be traitors to white supremacy.

Kamala Harris's actual 2024 policies:

I need to sleep. I can’t sleep. I cannot stop thinking about ICE and the horrors they’re perpetrating against human beings just because they are brown, or, to a lesser extent, in their way in any capacity. This isn’t healthy. I can’t do anything at 2:30am. I need to sleep. I can’t stop thinking.

y'all are posting fake baby YouTube thumbnails as a joke but these are just my normal recommendations

This hit so fucking hard today.

The best way to lower the numbers of undocumented immigrants is to document them. Put the money into immigration courts. Make these immigrants tax-payers with shitty healthcare like US citizens.

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

rats that jump from the sinking ship are still rats, but at least the ship is sinking

no one should ever vote for a centrist democrat ever again. they don't reduce harm, they don't resist fascism. all they do is attack socialists and appease nazis.

I find this language really gross. First off, it's weak as hell. But second, if your demand is simply that ICE leaves Minnesota, that's just telling them to go to another state to terrorize people. These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

I’m at a loss for words. I don’t know where to go from here.

We owe an incredible debt to the Minnesotans who are on the streets protesting and documenting what is happening.

I think it's best for my mental health to stay the hell away from the internet today. But, now and forever, fuck ICE

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

surely the one millionth superficial hypocrisy own will get them to change their ways

The first Perfect Tides is genuinely one of the best game experiences I have ever had. It was so nostalgic I felt like I had been hit by a truck. I was psychically transported to my 13-year-old self waiting for the boy I liked to log onto AIM while I refreshed to see if there were new forum posts.

You love to see it. cybernews.com/security/dev...

You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

They renamed Claire?? Why???

Is it worth buying this game just to see the play scene voice acted? Hm.

“I ran across this kid when I was working” lmao

Playing the Trails in the Sky remake demo and they got rid of the line “why is my present a boy???” Unplayable.

I kind of assume that most folks I talk to don’t want kids by default so I feel weird talking too much about my daughter. Like, I don’t want to be someone who fills the entire conversation with stuff the other person has no context for or interest in. However, I want to be clear, being a parent owns

i dont play the bazaar but all my discord buddies do and every time they post a screenshot is looks like this

A fun part of having a baby is doing incredibly stupid things repeatedly because one time a week ago it made the baby laugh.

If a politician doesn’t support trans rights, they either have no empathy or have no spine. Both are disqualifying.

Elected officials have to stop posting like bystanders who have no power.

the most important thing in 2028 is electing someone who is a true believer in the project of dismantling right-wing power. if you don't get that, then nothing else will matter very much.

My first instinct is to be jadedly sarcastic but I'm sorry, what the fuck??? This sucks!!!

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Hell isn’t hot enough for these people

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.