"One Billion Players a Day" isn't a business declaration, it's a bullet loaded into a gun aimed at everyone you *didn't* lay off today. It is setting an unattainable standard to justify further missed expectations.

I forsee an age where we carry around cute USB sticks on our keychains with our favorite media on it, custom 3D printed caps of our Sona's head dangling from our purses along with our Labubus

I'm playing a stupid capybara mobile game where my display name is [ZWNJ][ZWNJ][ZWNJ] someone in global asked why my name is invisible I tried to reply "I hack for a living" unfortunately the in-game chat has aggressive censorship, and the message sent as "I **** for a living"

updated for the modern times

u cannot have a meaningful discussion about content moderation and automation so long as content moderation is considered 'trivial work' by the average person

called it btw

reminder that you only see automated moderation tools when they fail i cannot understate how much awful content they stop underpaid T&S workers (who are also capable of making mistakes) from looking at in addition to be the only known feasible way to handle abuse on a large scale platform

linux devs are great

toby fox really out there channeling his inner groove coaster and made "Got ravenous cray?" for the rhythm game. you got me FUCKED up

My fursona just said "you have to get off my lawn

no context for this. feel free to enjoy

there's ultimately nothing to be done and i get that words become abstracted as they see more circulation on the internet but it's truly wild to see larp (objectively a cool thing done by cool people) become completely reversed to ostensibly describe something uncool. it's spiritually incorrect.

adding the eyes emoji (👀) on a character is always funny

whyd they just release a completely empty page as an article what was the point of this

We should start calling the more loose "roguelikes" post-roguelikes, or something stupid like that. "Roguelite" is too easy to miss at a glance. I've been enjoying the post-roguelike Dungeon Clawer recently

[rhythm heaven] i beat remix 10 :) wait what do you mean that's not anything this time

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" you motherfucker

Markiplier to direct Snood (Source: tinyurl.com/msmuw4aa)

[rhythm heaven] THERE'S JUST NEW SHIT STILL???

[rhythm heaven] wait so NOW it's a Superb????????

[rhythm heaven] You hit the button. That's it.

How did nobody ever tell me Kekeflipnote is cracked at Panel de Pon

[rhythm heaven] oh i might have to stop posting about the game

[rhythm heaven] I'M SORRY does Ribbit Rocket 2 have a one miss FAILURE condition??

the little tiny netskie foxes are amazing i love them so much

environmental storytelling

[rhythm heaven] woah, credits roll. i guess it was always set 6 that did it. this minigame is cool too

[rhythm heaven] A for Effort was absolutely spawned from a dev team inside joke

I briefly worked at quiznos and people would come in just to tell us they didn't like these commercials and then leave without buying anything

american independence day is still months away

nyon

Windows 10 is now 11 years old, which makes it retrocomputing

Ralsei in chapter 5 is basically this Bill Wurtz song youtu.be/3MU_2N1TZM4

i'm gonna start posting deltrarune ch5 spoilers. they'll start vague and/or unimportant

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

[rhythm heaven] all the car ones have the coolest cues

INSANE thrifting find

this is absolutely incredible lmaooo

i'm at a music store and a kid was playing Press E on a keyboard

just trundled a hoop

this is absolutely incredible lmaooo

CALLING OUT TO MUSIC ARTISTS: Looking for artists that have tracks or back catalogs that they allow for use in freeware videogames, or resources that point to such artists! (This is so we have some general resources for future fangames, and not for any specific project at this time.)

good account

[rhythm heaven] OVERLAPPING MINIGAMES???????????????????????????????

[rhythm heaven] this game has TEETH god damn. they learned from Megamix