ランクルス！🍰 #ポケモンイラスト　#FA

1) Wrong 2) wrong 3) the fuck are you taking about

well if you can think of a better definite article to use, i’d love to hear it!

NEWS: I Wish I Had A Timmy Turner Tracker (IWIHATTT) is reportedly the next big Bluesky meme. Users are encouraged to post about it now while it's still niche

crossword writers be like "found a new sequence of letters to put in my shapes! all it needs now is a riddle"

i need to be more of a text adventure guy than i already am

youtu.be/X79SaS6TsHs this song literally goes 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🙂‍↕️ 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🆒 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 ❓ 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 😲😲😲 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🙂‍↕️ 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🔨😱 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🤡🧸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🙂‍↕️ 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🐱🐦 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 💨🤪 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🎉

im so conflicted on this take. like i dont know if i agree with her or not

Cow tools

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ney... i wonder how this guy feels about everything his composite photograph has inspired

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

i just dont think ive ever seen an argument as to what makes the song bad. people just say its bad and thats it. like i guess wanderers an acquired taste? personally i love how melodically intricate it is, and the way the song oscillates between calmer and more exciting verses

guys i have a weird idea. hear me out. what if there was a house on a hill and there was a rainbow and there were mushrooms with a singular big eye on them. it gets crazier though... what if there was a door. and... angel wings...

Galymph Kitty and illooost #my_singing_monsters #msm #galymph #illoost #catified

i think my singing monsters should collab with like a human being who is a woman before they do a miku one. i do not want the first feminine (non-werdo) legendary to be one with a synth for a voice yknow

im honestly completely ok with T-Pirainha being clubbox-exclusive. they gotta incentivize the new feature somehow. and if you miss it the event will just run again. if anything itll be easier now because youll get more tickets. to me this is functionally equivalent to any other limited-time monster

"I think we're seeing it mutate to the version of itself that popularity obfuscates," Drucker added. "It's like the term platformer. I'm pretty sure it used to mean there were platforms, and now I don't really know." this fucking stellar quote is getting missed. the fuck does that mean dude

"Steampunk movies are IN", says Professor Cogwhistle, from the Flying Institute of Gears and Pulleys (Source: tinyurl.com/7abfvkkj)

i like how depths as a Paironormal element represents in its monsters as just being strange

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

"i wish they would make a tv show about a kid named tak who harnessed the power of juju" nickelodeon in 2007:

[tv tropes user showing up late for work] sorry boss, i ran into a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment on the way here

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

i will assume the real name of Autotuna will be T-Lapia

looking back it was actually crazy that it was the nutshack

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Overton xkcd.com/3230/

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

(this post was originally in NTSC but you're viewing it in PAL so now it sounds like 4% higher pitched and the background music is notably weird now) Hi guys!

once again firm in my belief that the hardcore obby/tower scene is the most interesting thing on roblox right now. the world needs a super technical community-driven 3d platformer that isn't on this fucking platform

ARG teen dystopia novel: I made my way to the Testing Grounds. Every one of us was assigned one of three categories. Would I be a Mandela Catalogue, a lonelygirl15, or a Frog Fractions 2? It turns out, I was none of them… I was a puzzlehunt.

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

Seaborghium is probably mad as fuck that Antimony took the symbol "Sb"

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

The darkest frutiger aero lost media iceberg

they have a file for what words are exceptions to the "an for vowels a for consonants" rule and its such an interesting set

it seems the blabbit anagram works out to "WaterShip Down" (the W, S, and D Monstrous letters are capitalized)! this is a reference to the book of the same name by Richard Adams... which, yes, is about rabbits. let's all hope blabbit's journey goes well! #mysingingmonsters

are there any more things like this

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

after all these years, ios 7 game center is still one of the strangest rebrands to me. why are you MSN now

if you contract meningitis then it’ll turn into meningit’s

gen alpha trucker: ten fouurr! ten fooouurr! (waggles the wheel up and down)

Warning: profanity A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear.