Jesus fucking Christ

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points

This confirms so many deeply beliefs. It's like I won the confirmation bias lottery.

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

Interesting paper! When you ask people about the most important issue "facing the country," they often say immigration. But when you ask them about issues facing them personally, it doesn't crack the top 10. This indicates that voters are reacting to media narratives, not their own experience.

I was right about her 10 years ago.

Brianna keeps getting written about, even if not especially her own mother, like she tragically killed herself rather than was murdered in a transphobic hate crime

KIM KITSURAGI - Detective, where is your motor carriage? YOU - Umm… KIM - What? 1. Women don’t like the vehicle, Kim. 2. It was cramping my style. Women don’t like the vehicle. 3. Women don’t like the vehicle. Ask Klaasje. 4. For some reason I’m compelled to say that women don’t like the vehicle.

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

bitch what

Welsh Trump

The recent ICE raid which emptied an entire apartment building was apparently at the request of Wells Fargo, which is trying to foreclose on the building.

this is just a really funny argument. *maybe* if it was saying "you don't know what it actually says" but it doesn't say that, it whines about people using your beliefs against you. if we take this on its merits, then proof by contradiction is like an invalid argument lmao

Conclave characters but I furrified them, because why not #furry #furryart #conclave

Love getting updates on the economy via Sheetz notices

Sure bluesky sucks and hates the minorities that turned it into a reasonable alternative to Twitter but they get mad at you for not putting a content warning on food pics over on mastodon so I have to stay here

Jack Dorsey: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Social Media CEO That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’"

thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

seeing another rash of voter blaming and i wonder how people reconcile this with all the times dem senators - in deep blue states, even - that people voted for and put into office decided to give unanimous consent to GOP shit so they could go on vacation. they voted 'correctly', and yet, get nothing

what do you mean requiring a gender conformation affidavit with your government name under threat of a public debate about your genitals ended up dissuading participation

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

wow! 100 likes! thank you so much

No words.

Julius Streicher, editor of Der Sturmer, would frequently published columns titled "Jewish Crimes" crimes committed by Jewish people was published. On October 16th, 1946 Streicher was executed by hanging for "crimes against humanity" for what later would be classified as "incitement to genocide."

Custom Furry Pornography

Los republicanos conforme han visto que el asesino de Charlie Kirk es un nazi de 4Chan, y no un puppygirl trans comunista de 16 años.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff Everyone: oh, like what? Every centrist hagiographer: very important things Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said? Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

Tapping the sign

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

Randy Pitchford supports the Stop Killing Games initiative and would like for fans to keep Battleborn alive. For more on User-Supported Battleborn servers, Google "Randy Pitchford USB"

AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.

democrats mega-funded the police and still lost and now the police are all goose-stepping nazis exactly like all the "defund" people said they would be

No Country for Corporate Memphis

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

Thanks to the immortal science of dialectical and historical materialism I have never once been confused by the Democratic Party’s actions. I suggest people try that instead of scratching their heads every day

do the thing

Bruce Campbell teaches you how to goon throw - Spider-Man 2 PS2

INT. GAY BATHHOUSE (ZOHRAN MAMDANI stands nude except for a waist towel in the St. Mark’s Barcade.) ZOHRAN Did you know this used to be a gay bathhouse? (Whip pan to ZOHRAN playing Simpsons co-op with three other guys.) ZOHRAN I love my wife, but sometimes you just wanna…play around, y’know?

"Gavin Newsom is America's Keir Starmer" is perhaps the most devastating thing that has ever been or could ever be said about an American.