why oh why did TSA choose to use this domain to send email

#3157 A helpful tutorial

I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app

it's so cool that Twitter locked my account and all active sessions until I re-enroll my security key, something I've already done using a process that doesn't work because their passkey implementation is buggy as hell

I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again

This HDD clock I found while cleaning out my office today goes so hard. I think I got it via a crowdfunding campaign, but now this Instructables article is all I can find: www.instructables.com/Recycled-Har...

each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that: - Has droopy typos - Has times with no event name - Starts on the wrong day - Doesn't have a single correct event date - Really likes Dallas how did they not notice ???

FROG ON DA WALL

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Decompress DEFLATE using only HTML5 Canvas retr0.id/stuff/canvas...

just generated a password too iconic to use

time to recap my saddest tape. They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

I’m crying www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

I'm so glad Copilot-generated commit messages are an opt-out feature on GitHub. I've always wanted to start typing and then have my stuff completely obliterated by sluggish LLM slop I didn't ask for.

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

He is enthralled by public transit

ooh well done

my body is a machine that turns project ideas in my head into project ideas in my head

the verge is doing the work

I wish Spotify gave me the option to hide all tracks that are: - Released after 2024 H1 - Less than 3:00 long - From an artist with less than 20,000 monthly plays that I'm not following Call it the AI slop toggle

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

finally, Breaking Good

life is too short for 1080p displays

what in the tesla diner hell

helping my mom learn her new iphone

logitech really made the perfect mouse (G600) and then was like you know what, even with G Hub this mouse doesn't suck enough to fit our current product line so they killed it and I'll never forgive them for that

deleting *this* post is such incredible "put it in the paper that i'm not mad" energy—it doesn't even tag Jay. i'm so serious: deeply cooked website

found out the hard way that really, really old blood smells really, really bad

rocket league of legends

I never got over this btw

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

apparently Google Play thinks I own three of the same phone ???

damn, I'm gonna miss CreativeLive

Refreshing to see a Twitter spam account straight up tell you what it is

going through Minecraft saves from like 2020 full of redstone builds I do not understand with purposes that are equally mysterious

why is the Microsoft Paint close confirmation window so big now ???

Well don't I feel stupid

I can't believe Paris Hilton of all people was who was keeping me from sleep last night

I was today years old when I found out that the Big Ten Conference has eighteen member schools

the trick to ridesharing is making friends with a few drivers, texting them directly for rides, and cutting the company completely out of every transaction, because fuck them, they aren’t doing shit anyway, and my guy already knows where “that one place” is.

quickly describing the deceptive difficulty of the Collatz conjecture as the mathematical equivalent of "if I were a programmer I would simply not write bugs"

oh yeah, I'm giving a talk at bsidespdx next month about hidden github commits and stupid stuff I did with them. not novel research but apparently not everyone knows it, and it even got laughs (plural!) when I gave an earlier version at an internal company conference

I'm a little shocked that I still have access to my university's MATLAB license

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