Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Amy continues to be a cartoonish looking dog

So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)

Ryker, Ryker, burning bright In the starships of the night What immortal boldly gone Could frame thy out-of-tune trombone?

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Name your top 15 fave TV shows ever, gut instincts only: M*A*S*H Star Trek: TNG Doctor Who Hacks Elementary For All Mankind Frasier Scrubs Sliders The Flash (2014) Power Rangers: Dino Thunder Red Dwarf Galavant Life on Mars (US Version) Futurama

Of course Dawkins is writing a fucking novel. Every fucker thinks they can write a fucking novel. I don’t, and I’ve written two dozen.

I love this for them

Casey Means Sucked Back Into Magical Neti Pot

Subskeet to a certain two dogs in our backyard: it’s a gorgeous sunny spring day. You can spend more than two minutes out there without asking to come inside. There’s nothing interesting or fun for dogs happening in here right now. We are not serving samples of prime rib. (they have alt accts here)

Strongly suspect this will go the way of all "FINALLY, something WHOLESOME for FAMILIES and TEENS!"-forward media.

Not sure what kind of blunt rotation we got here

Atop the Fourth Wall - Title Cards - February 2026 - Marvel Super Special #40: Labyrinth - Youngblood: Strikefile #7 - What If...? (1989) #25

Woke up and am still fucking livid at the Alex Jones shit. Yes, we all know the rich and powerful have their own rules, but usually it’s with a veneer of our shared reality. This is just pulling legal proceedings out of thin air. All so *Alex Jones* never has to face a consequence.

This is utter fucking nonsense. You really think potato chips stop being potatoes on a molecular level just because they went through a machine? "Pre-digested" what in the entire fuck are you talking about

I bought this because I was curious and not actually expecting it to be, you know, good, but I was pleasantly surprised how enjoyable I actually found it.

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

As a teen, my mother gave up a kid in circumstances very much like those of the mother in this discussion, and I went the first twelve years of my life not knowing I had an older brother. So this discussion feels familiar. (Gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/p...

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Neil has been a class act fighting for aboriginal rights for decades and I'm so fucking glad to hear this

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

this would fix the website

The more Patreon introduces new features nobody asked for, the more anxious I get that they'll do something stupid and cut me off from my income entirely.

Good Spatula Dirty

McDonald’s Janitor Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Tossed Half-Full Cups Of Soda Into Trash https://theonion.com/mcdonald-s-janitor-would-like-to-thank-everyone-who-tos-1819576477/

Did you know he's still alive? I feel so bad for him, he must feel like Monty Python's Brian "Look Im telling you there's no such thing as alphas! Honestly!" "...only a true alpha is humble enough to deny their role" "What?! Well then what chance does that give me?"

This is very sad news. Gerry made so many foundational contributions to both the Marvel and DC universes.

presented without comment bc she already got murdered

Learned from my 101-year-old grandfather that one problem of being a centenarian is that airlines apparently only have a 2-digit age variable, meaning that every time he shows up at the airport, the data in the system at the check-in counter thinks he's a 1-year-old unaccompanied child.

Important to note that no one working on these systems intended them to stay in use so long. They were designed with the intention for them to be replaced and upgraded. But executives refuse to invest in their own companies, so everyone has to deal with antiquated equipment.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

i remember when "shots fired at the white house correspondents dinner" used to mean something

One of my favorite 21st century niche online idiosyncrasies is when a mass shooter’s name is released and conservatives discover the concept of middle names

Gentlemen, you can't report in here! This is the White House Correspondents Dinner!

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

Disney decided it was important to make a canon cartoon that explicitly said the Ewoks didn't eat the Stormtroopers and I call that cowardice

This is absolutely exquisite, neither of them has ever been funnier in their lives

Sluggo is lit.

It's today, today!

amazing ad campaign

I think the last decade, between the acquisition of twitter, this shit, and the collapse of the US goverment, can be characterized by this reminder that no actually you shouldn't run anything like a renegade who doesn't give a shit and in fact things like empathy and tact are vital for an operation

This is not wrong.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Globe headline writers get it

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

Employee benefits: guaranteed carpal tunnel.