Not to rush her or anything but given, like… [gestures broadly] … everything??? I am approaching a dire need for a new piece of media to engage with from Beyoncé.

And this shit is why the majority of you will never see his face 🥰

Pediatrician: So how many minutes is he sitting up unassisted? 5? 10? My baby, after 30min in a grocery store: And we better still be hitting Nordstrom Rack after this, where you *will* put me in the cart again. Bet.

Possibly having to change your program music during an Olympics season because they found a decomposing body in the singer’s Tesla!!!!

my dad, yesterday: "I can't believe they're trying to make us mourn Charlie Puth like this when he was such a misogynist and racist." I informed him Charlie Puth was innocent.

There's nothing really profound going on here. Trump is leading a fascist takeover. Business and media are for the most part enabling it. We can defeat Trump but we need to be operating at a much bigger scale than we currently are. And the goal has to be to remove him from power. Before 2026.

Might as well say what you mean with your whole chest and stand ten toes down in it, because no matter how palatable to their heinous beliefs you try and make yourself they're still gonna work to systematically disappear you either way.

I feel ill.

So actually, this is what I assumed was possibly happening when I saw the deets for this doll. Mattel had announced a movie in dev after Barbie, and next year will be the 40th of the founding of the OG Pleasant Company.

For those not following closely, the new American Girl of the Year doll is named Raquel Reyes and — BIG NEWS — she is Samantha Parkington’s great-great granddaughter.

The real recession indicator is the way so many items on this new episode of Antiques Roadshow Vintage are worth less now than they were in two thousand fucking nine.

Watching the Pharrell/Disney/Vatican concert. It has extreme “distraction” energy. Like this is not a real event and 3 years from now we’re going to find out this was a set piece for a Jason Bourne reboot.

I am excited to entirely lose myself in Borderlands 4 in about 3hrs from now.

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

The Gretchen Felker-Martin Red Hood cancelation is really disheartening, and underserved when you consider the men DC has allowed to remain in their jobs for far more than a tweet or two.

My main memories of 24 years ago are 1) our principal and several other adults allowed us to believe that the Sears Tower had been bombed as well, and 2) my dad’s comic book guy was ON IT, and called all of his customers to let them know he did indeed believe that Wednesday’s pulls would be delayed.

Scenes from my 9am Sunday therapy… Me: so I saw a TikTok where a woman was saying that all adult children of divorce should request their parents’ divorce records from the state. Therapist: Yes, I would say 90% of my sessions this week have been about that TikTok. Let’s dive in.

I can only use Bluesky now on my home WiFi since it looks like my cell provider routes through Mississippi servers at some point. This is the dumbest timeline.

I cannot access this app on my phone anymore, so catch me on Instagram I guess, same username 🫠

We got the baby a Next Generation crib mobile.

I’m so proud of A$AP Rocky 🥲

Alamo Drafthouse cancelled their Highest 2 Lowest screening as I left the house so I’ve now had to pay for this movie twice because it’s not any any AMCs 😭

Counterpoint: This man who earnestly plays Star Trek themes on the banjo.

Managed to get my hands on a Switch 2 unexpectedly which is exciting because now maybe I can stop playing Balatro.

If you were on Twitter during meet me in Temecula, I know you had tears in your eyes for days. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol. "Actor Tom Cruise was offered the honors but declined because of scheduling conflicts ... a spokesperson for Cruise declined to comment." www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Just discovered the 2008 James Jean x Prada collab. Loungefly for the wealthy nerd.

It’s giving MGM. It’s giving Sonja Henie. It’s giving we don’t make ‘em like we used to (complimentary).

Watching you try to park your Nissan Rogue in a compact space will be the reason I eventually catch a felony.

happy cinco de negro 🫶🏿

No having fun on this app!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you talk about clock twink it also has to be a modern political statement!!!!

This image makes me swell with an uncontainable joy & delight. The article is tremendous & while a picture may say 1000 words, the ones the writers chose bring a level of context to this image that concretely highlights societal connection points to everything we glorify about sports and community.

Did my second ever all day hair install with the baby today. I haven’t had a braider do my hair since I was on Jeopardy in the fourth grade, but I am beginning to understand the appeal of an 8 hour appointment outside of the house.

I ain't reading that but I don't think you get to write about Black Cool if 1. You hate Black people 2. You're the biggest fucking herb Black people have ever seen

also hard not to miss the condescension and low grade contempt he has for hip-hop and the people who love it. “look where it got them.” this dude would kill to get the tiniest fleck of biggie’s skill with language.

The rat faced nigga shimmying his shoulders in the back of the video??? I was so terribly uncool in middle and high school and even I knew this was *not* the take.

holy shit

BREAKING:

Baby is swaddled and out. Food is ordered. Sitting on my balcony watching a huge military chopper fly into a perfect sunset and now I wanna watch a Michael Bay movie.

The aforementioned helmet baby. I am excited for my husband to return from building booths at SDCC tomorrow so that I can go back to work.

Loungefly’s use of the word “elegant” to describe the products on their website should not still be pissing me off 48hrs after discovery, but I am sitting at home with a helmet baby this week so here we are.

I always take my car to the dealership for service because half the time they probably overcharge me, sure, but the other half they’ll just fix shit for free. I have found this especially true when rolling up with a baby.

I made business cards telling cops to quit their jobs and you are welcome to print out the design as well: www.katiemcvay.com/s/Quit-your-...

in other news, sh*un k*ng is suddenly very active in my spam box again. there must be a scam a'brewin'.

Relatedly: Have thought about 'Naked Wasted' at least once a day since finally laying eyes on the episode. Insane -- absolutely batshit and unacceptable -- that Tamera remained on television, yet we were deprived of Phaedra for almost a decade.

Some of you have not been on the James Marsden train since Gossip, and it shows.

I’ve been watching old RHOC because I had never seen hide nor hair of Gretchen or Slade on my TV screen and I wanted to get into the lore before they show up this season. I’m on season 6 and have been left with one enduring question: Why is Jeana Keough’s hair never combed?

We have irl supervillains now, en masse, and they love to deregulate, so it’s only a matter of time before someone falls into a vat of something at their OSHA-free place of work and becomes our first metahuman.

Saw armed guards in the Bloomingdale’s and was like… why???? I have never in my day seen a gun in a Bloomies. Then turned around and was immediately faced with about $200k of used Birkins and Kellys. So. That’s why I guess.

I made it to today’s estate sale at 6:45, got on the list in the 130s and I am almost into the house. This is my first sale since the baby and I am very excited.