Jeopardy out here watching old Spoony Experiments. @thespoonyone.bsky.social

It's been over ten years since I've produced any video content or done, well, anything with my life, really. I've been nothing but a burden to my family and you guys for all that time. I think perhaps it's time to admit to myself what you've all probably known for years now: that I'm done.

BARRET?! My Golden Saucer date is fucking BARRET?!?

Gears & Gambits is the worst minigame in the entire thing, I swear.

I find FF7 Rebirth incredibly frustrating, and not just because of the difficulty. Traversing the maps is a confusing ordeal, trying for hours in vain to find the one way to objectives. I'm especially thinking of Cosmo Canyon as being impossible to navigate. Then there's the endless minigames.

THAC0 has been lurking under a table rather than sleeping in his normal bed. I'm not sure what he's up to.

Made it to the Gold Saucer. All the characters want to do is play minigames. Does nobody have any sense of urgency about this Sephiroth guy?

Jenova Emergent is a son of a bitch boss that is kicking my ass.

Had a terrible dream. I'm actually rather shaken. 😶‍🌫️

OH NO NOT THE FORT CONDOR MINIGAME

What was wrong with the turn-based combat of FF7?! I *liked* the turn-based combat.

Queen's Blood sucks my balls. Is there even a reward for this?

It does. And this is where I get really frustrating to know: the easy difficulty makes it too easy. Like the battles might as well not even be there. There's no middle ground that makes me happy. I know. I sound like a bitch.

I really don't know what it is about these Final Fantasy VII games, but they're just too darn hard for me.

Picked up "Final Fantasy VII Rebirth" after stopping partway through about eight months ago. Had to start over as I'd forgotten completely how to play and what I was doing. And now it wants me to play Queen's Blood again.

THAC0 broke his little nametag!

My brother has expressed concern for me about this. I never leave the house, never socialize, and have absolutely no social life. He's not wrong, but I have no idea how to fix the problem. Making friends at my age, when I basically have no job, is basically impossible for me.

You know what games they should re-release, are those Lord of the Rings movie tie-in games that came out on the PS2. Those were the shit.

Been debating with myself whether or not I should pick up "LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight." It seems to be at its best when played co-op, but sadly I have nobody around to play with. I know it can be played solo. Maybe I'm just being cheap.

Saw "Spider-Noir." Once again, I have little to say about this one other than it was fine. My super hot-take is that Nicolas Cage is mis-cast as Ben Reilly. He's just too old to play the role. But anyway, I liked it well enough, but it's nothing you need to go out of your way to see.

The clothes dryer timer just changed from 6 minutes to 21. And you wonder why I have trust issues.

I watched "The Mandalorian and Grogu." It was fine. Nowhere near as bad as the "worst Star Wars movie ever" reviews would have you believe. It would have to be some true dogshit to be anywhere close to the depths of "The Rise of Skywalker."

Sol Ruca's win was the sole bright spot on a show that has desperately needed some severe course corrections for quite some time now. The rest of it was a giant waste of time to maintain a dire status quo.

Oba Femi vs. Brock

Miles is basically making me watch the "Exit 8" movie. It is almost literally the same thing as watching a Let's Play of the videogame. Miles has just fallen asleep. It's not good. There's just not a movie in this.

Oh, I hope they're releasing the entire run of Lucha Underground on YouTube. This was the best wrestling show around, I swear. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VHc... The worst part about it-- and it is very, very bad-- is Vampiro's commentary, brother.

I still like this show well enough, though it is weird that Katee Sackhoff basically becomes the main character in season 3.

Oh DEAR.

Oh. Oh dear.

Deepfake Luke Skywalker was a real hurdle to get over, but at least he doesn't stick around long.

I was warned that season 3 of "The Mandalorian" wasn't very good. I can see why people didn't like it: there's an entire episode from the perspective of Dr. Pershing (!) on Coruscant, an extended flashback of Order 66, and other non-Mandalorian stuff. But I do applaud it for taking some chances.

Been watching "The Mandalorian" series. I gotta say, an *absurd* number of stormtroopers get gunned down on this show. I almost feel bad for them. I mean JESUS.

Truth always comes out.

Updated my computer's BIOS to appease "Forza Horizon 6," which was throwing an error message. Always a nerve-wracking experience for me. Doing that sort of thing I always worry I'm going to brick the entire PC. Seems to have worked out fine, though. Haven't logged into my XBOX account in ages.

Brock Legnar splitting his pants *again* is going to be all over Botchamania. www.facebook.com/WWEUK/videos...

There has been some minor talk of getting THAC0 a little brother or sister. I think this would be a terrible idea. THAC0 has had the sole run of the place for years now; adding another dog would be a declaration of war.

shhhh himb speeper

MONKEY PUMP

what www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLOQ...

Maybe I'm misreading the movie in a big way, but I didn't find those scenes homoerotic. I mean, these guys are outrageously, unbelievably drunk at this point in the film. I think they're even drinking kerosene by now. God only knows what I'd be attracted to while this hammered out of my skull.

"The Lighthouse" is basically the same movie as "Clerks" but with a mermaid.

Watching "The Northman." I don't like it nearly as much as I enjoyed Robert Eggers' other films "The Lighthouse" and "Nosferatu." I mean, it's well-made. I can't fault the filmmaking here. It's just so miserable.

Enh, I was always more of a Wing Commander man, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

This dude didn't just take a shit. Motherfucker gave birth.

Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time

Oh sweet JESUS, Sol cracked the back of her head right on the edge of that table. Hope she's okay. youtu.be/ay2Z3yEgsZg?...

"Starfield" is just so repetitive. All I do is bounce from one planet to another, visit one uninhabited temple after another, doing the same tedious minigame each time, all to unlock a power I don't need. And this is literally the entire plot of the game. Unlock all the temple things.

but how did cat appear