Just because you're into something, don't assume everyone else is.

People all have their kinks. Who are you to shame another person for what they enjoy? You can't judge someone just because they don't conform to society's standards of sexual normalcy!

A man's gotta bring ass to get ass. I don't even know what that means.

Yooouu son of a BITCH.

"Well what would you rather see" is the obvious question. I don't really have an answer to this. It's the stagnation that strikes me as WWE's big problem. I think they're realizing too late that people want fresh faces at the top. Personally I'm a big fan of Pentagon from back in Lucha Underground.

Valkyria 4 seems to solve this problem by putting turret machinegunners in every base, requiring you to at least mortar them before touching the flag. But seizing control of strongholds is still almost trivial when you know how the system works.

Cody & Randy has the benefit of being a match we haven't seen before many times. It's the same reason they're doing Punk & Roman. I can appreciate that at least, but at the same time, none of the four hold any interest for me, and in two cases, I actively hate them.

I tried playing Valkyria Chronicles 4, and hooboy, for a PS3 lookin' game, MAN does the frame rate suck. At least it sucks on PS5. As for the game itself, the Valkyria series is really weird in that to get A-rankings, you have to play completely insane, balls-out Rambo style. Completely un-tactical.

I'm not sure CM Punk disrespecting dead Samoans is the kind of "this'll put asses in seats" heat WWE is looking for. Although there's not much Punk could do that would impress me at this stage in his career. The man just does nothing for me as a performer.

The entire power elite of the USA owns this savagery forever, including the theoretical opposition party, unless you beat the drums of IMPEACHMENT for Trump immediately and don’t stop until he’s gone. He’s given you 700,000 reasons now and it’s one of the only tools you have. USE IT.

This may sound like a spoiler, but it's not: Grace gets bitten by a zombie early in the game, so why isn't she infected with the T-virus? I must admit, I'm not fully immersed in my Resident Evil Lore. Is that not how the T-virus works?

"Here, Grace, take THE BIGGEST GUN IN THE WORLD oh and it only has one bullet kgoodluckbye"

I love that by the end of the game, Grace is wearing like four fanny packs.

All I can think of when I see the Chunk enemy in "Resident Evil: Requiem" is that I hope he doesn't start doing the Chunk Shuffle.

I would caution against this. Streaming services like Netflix ban VPN IP addresses as fast as they can identify them, so subscribing to a VPN is not a guaranteed way to go about this.

I must admit, I'm not all that familiar with Danhausen. It kinda seems like he's dying out there because not many people who follow WWE know who he is either. I'm not saying he's fucked or anything, but he's certainly got some challenges ahead.

Let's see, grand theft auto, two or three counts of kidnapping... LA Knight might be going away for a while. #YEAH

To be clear, when I posted about cancer killing my dog, I was referring to Oreo many years ago. THAC0 is alive and well.

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

I'm guessing it's the same reason Ethan was able to reattach a severed hand in RE7 using First Aid Juice.

Haven't picked up "Resident Evil: Requiem" yet, as I haven't even played "Village" until now. I'm finding it... surprisingly boring? I find myself oddly triggered by the exceeding amount of hand trauma Ethan suffers in the early course of the game. Like, how is he even holding a gun while maimed?

While I'm complaining, the maps for each section are too big and confusing.

It's a real shame, because "Clair Obscur" has a really cool setting and storyline. But I find the combat system too skill-based, relying a lot on pattern memorization. The combat styles for each character are likewise too complex (stains for Lune, perfection for Verso, stances for Maelle, etc etc).

My second attempt at "Clair Obscur" is not going well. I'm rapidly losing interest, especially considering the inclusion of the character Verso, whose abilities are based on your ability to *not* get hit.

I really wish I had, like, *any* local friends I could trust to watch THAC0. I really need a dogsitter for a weekend.

Guess who chewed a hole in the couch.

I want to like "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33," but I'm just so bloody bad at it.

Weird. "Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii" goes on this half-hour tangent of a half-hour FMV spoofing "The Bachelor" which must be a lot funnier in the original Japanese. I ended up skipping a lot of it.

Just saw a @rifftrax.com of a movie called "Guns of El Chupacabra." And holy hell. Really makes me feel better about the movies I was in. "Rollergator" was still worse. www.rifftrax.com/guns-of-el-c...

I started playing "Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii." It's enjoyable enough. Very unserious, but that's fine since Majima is a relatively silly character to begin with. Its main flaw is that I daresay it has *too much* piracy, even for a pirate game.

He's Gone Birding!

NAZGÛL!!!

watchin for skwurlz

The worst part of "Cyberpunk 2077" is the strange obsession the main characters have with drinking tequila. Because tequila is disgusting.

Valentine's Day sucks.

THAC0, quit farting on me!!

I just got notified MY SHADOWRUN BOOK IS OUT!! Check it, sole writing credit! This little sourcebook is all me! (Affiliate Link) www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

I probably will not be checking out "Mewgenics," despite my being a huge fan of "The Binding of Isaac." The simple reason being that I am not a cat person, and cats do not interest me. Although Science does.

u mad bro

((Miles & THAC0 return home from a walk to find Spoony asleep on the couch)) Miles: Be very quiet, pupper. THAC0: no prob ((THAC0 starts leaping up and down on Spoony's stomach)) THAC0: HEY HOOMAN UR SLEEPIN IN MAH SPOT Spoony: ARRRRGH THAC0: HOP ON POP HOP ON POP LOL

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Every fart is a gamble, my friends.

Is it weird that if I shit myself in public like this, I would just loudly and immediately confess to it? I mean, I've shit my pants before. I can admit it. I gambled on a fart and lost. #OldManSpoony

Yawn. #RoyalRumble

Correct!

And now, Not Appearing in the Film for $800-- oh! A Daily Double. And how much will you wager? I see!

Yes!