Cubans during the Spanish American war be like

I demand therapy by combat

posting longform bullshit on my letterboxd boxd.it/29PjZ

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

THE PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE BAKER: i never see you at the boulangerie... THE PHILOSOPHICAL GOURMAND: and yet, that does not prove i am never there

the mild manners are job security, baby www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

I started reading the infamous Magic the Gathering forum thread about Princess Di's IRL color identity as a joke but after several hours of browsing intense debate, the argument that she's mono red was a surprisingly worthwhile read. Or would have been, if I had remembered the dog I left in the car.

Pole arms.

i am not 100% sure whether @wesaketchak.bsky.social is the original maker of this mash-up but i am 100% sure that it is brilliant and was crafted for my enjoyment particularly

The Supreme Ayatollah could shove a nuclear missile right up my ass if it meant gas prices came down in time for me to put my boat on the water fuck this shit

art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed

the one ring being this destructive to mtg is like, maybe the best flavor win universes beyond could possibly bring to the game

found it.

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

It is not up to you to finish the job, but neither are you free to refrain from it

with the water issues IT’S THE FARMER’S FAULT BLAME THE FUCKING FARMERS is like Newtonian physics: it won’t get every single particular right, but for practical purposes it’s all the information you need most of the time

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

(Dapping up my formless buddy) Looking boundless my g

Jungle news

They're bringing Longlegs back and this time it should be 2 hours of Longlegs being weird in stores

In 2019, scientists velcro'd 3D glasses to European common cuttlefish (Sepia officinalis) They didn't do this just to make them look cool as fuck, but in order to study their vision. Using a 3D theatre made for the cuttlefish, they were able to test if cuttlefish have stereo vision (they do!)

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

kicked out of my qabalah circle for naming my rap golem emeth doom

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.

This is real

Several founding fathers had nightmares about this exact scenario

Iran comes out with new Lego vid to Troll Pete Hegseth & Trump #Hegseth #Trump #Iran #Lego #Troll #PedoPrez #EpsteinClass

THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

probably when we found out goblins were posting among us the whole time, we just never noticed

Legitimately thought I was losing it

white child named slavereigh

i love ai slop

Rana temporaria: a poem.

The best theoretically sound but will never happen idea is the single stochastic vote. Everyone votes as normal in their constituencies. In every seat one ballot is picked randomly & that vote counts. Broadly proportional over 650 seats, maintains constituency link and potentially very funny.

Dazzle-Ships in Drydock at Liverpool, 1919 by Edward Wadsworth

'Mulier amicta sole et luna sub pedibus ei[u]s et sup[e]r caput corona stellarum duodecim'. BL Add 11695; Beatus of Liébana, Commentary on the Apocalypse; 1091-1109 CE; Spain, N.; ff.147v, 148r @blmedieval.bsky.social

(In Medieval Lordes chat) my high steward is completely gone off one hit of mead lol…guess whose ass is quietly losing favour in my court (texting my serf) crop yields were BULLSHIT this year btw

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal