Right now a Spanish embalmer is about to pass on the prank of the century

i’m sorry did you just fucking lie to me? on the internet??

the internet is basically just everyone who should be in therapy yelling at each other through 1s and 0s instead

i invented lying

they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

they should invent something for the week after christmas so we can know what day and time it is

One of my highlights of 2025 was befriending the chipmunk who lives at my stoop His face at the end 🥹

This perfect good boy just got admitted to the ER overnight so if anyone feels like buying digital albums on Bandcamp this is a great time to do it.

Excited for my upcoming trip with my cat. I’ve been pumping it up and framing it as an “adventure.” And by adventure I mean, stress inducing car ride to the vet.

I was there the night Phoenix was born. 🥹 Please consider a donation to the sanctuary if you can!

Linking to this Scientific American interview again: www.scientificamerican.com/article/were...

You can get sober and still carry a cool flask, that’s what M&M minis are for

If you can't be bothered to actually write the peer review yourself why should the reviewee have to listen to it? Why write anything at all, ever? If you don't have enough time, fight for better working conditions instead of faking your work

It’s finally time for the worst part of the day — getting out of bed time.

Somebody called me 'pretentious'. I nearly choked on my oat milk matcha cortado with lavender foam.

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

I hurt my back laying around

I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child

The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things

Also, never ask someone why they're wearing a mask! Just don't! You're not entitled to people's health info!

THIS THIS THIS. ALL OF THIS THIS is why faculty resist technological strategies for teaching. There is no engaging with Edtech without this context

This is New England's version of the Louvre heist. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

There’s a kitten rescuer whose videos I love, but she’s clearly been rescuing kittens for so long that she’s run out of cute names Every new video has the cutest kittens you ever seen, with a caption like, “Meet the Roofing Materials kittens: Tar Paper, Shingles, and Fiberglass!”

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think about what a loser Scott Baio is and I feel better

damn that baby looks cool as hell

They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.

I could not resist, and made a set theoretic figure to visualise the intricate nature of the accusation 🙃 bsky.app/profile/iris...

When I was a child Dean Martin was in the booth next to us at some French restaurant in San Francisco. He said I was cute.

More spine than the entire GOP.

I feel too much and sometimes it seems like other people don’t feel enough.

Rest is *good*, unscheduled time is *good.* You are not always either producing or decaying. Creativity flows from shutting things up enough to hear yourself, to be able to synthesize everything you’ve taken in lately.

I really really really really dislike the new thing of calling staying in bed or being non-productive “rotting”.

Chipotle Friends Money I’m fine with this.

My birthstone is a half read book covered in pet hair

A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles. When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies. This is outrageous.

How did we go from decades of “turn the water off while brushing” to “sure oligarchs, use whatever you want”?

Healing is great and all, but have you tried disassociating?

It being a few days past Christmas, go on and order those full price nightgowns you told your husband to buy you when they were 1/2 off months ago. So what if the tea kettle you hinted about falls into the cart too. So what?

scrooge: you there boy, what day is it? boy: why, it’s december 28 sir scrooge: then why the hell are you popping fireworks already?

Starting your "research" with ChatGPT is like filling the foundations of your house with cotton candy or building your menu around radium.

‘I have zero experience with pedagogy and have never taught a class but I’m positive ChatGPT will ‘transform’ education! Subscribe now!’

Just a few days left on my Etsy shop sale! It ends on the 31st! All sales help me afford neurologist care for my epileptic Katydid. Use code KD2ECHO to get 25% off mindysperson.etsy.com

🚨🧵 Thought of "celling your kids?" A whole lot of research is rolling in. (Yes, it's correlational; that doesn't always mean garbage.) Deets: 🔹️"Across multiple studies, high levels of screen use are linked to measurable declines in cognitive performance — www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people

Another example of how the U.S. political right appropriates digital tools, platforms, and data to create, (re)frame, and remix data visualizations to spread anti-immigrant propaganda. If you're interested in learning more, here's a paper from my research team: dl.acm.org/doi/abs/10.1...

Carrying water for generative ai is so wild to me like tech daddy doesn’t care and will never love you kiddo.

"Prompt Thieves in the Al Art Community"

Still looking for participants. Please help. #academia #academicchatter