Climate change, climate change does whatever, to make weather strange Spins a cyclone, very large Makes us sweat, even in March Look out! Here comes the climate change.

fix it.

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What are yall wearing to the civil war? Think I'll wear my banned books shirt

Three weeks till my birthday! #librariansuperpowers

What do you mean I need to write all 999 of my prescription meds in a space meant for 3?

i support trans people with my whole fucking chest, back, legs, and every part of my body, and i want answers from @jay.bsky.team i also think it sucks that @spacelawshitpost.me caught a ban for...??? and i'd like answers

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Explain your username The name of my WoW goblin from eons ago that turned into my default online name Also, I like green and I knew a cool lady named Eugenia

if the movie is over two hours long, it’d be nice if they put in a nap scene somewhere near the middle

Just sitting around waiting for everything l own to come back in style.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

melting peanut butter and injecting it into my veins

Also, here is a thought: I wonder how much "not feeling like an adult" is correlated with impostor syndrome.

Few people knew about T. Rex’s skittish little cousin, Nervous Rex, who was often the victim of relentless bullying in middle school.

I’ve got the dizzies again. Seems like the perfect excuse for sitting in my nook and reading all day

You're as insignificant as the world's largest tardigrade ~ failed insult

The Germans have a word for when you say something that comes across wrong and there’s no way to fix it without making it worse and you think about it for days afterwards.

i'm overwhelmed by all the stuff i want to do so i'm just gonna do none of it instead

Floyd (kicking up dry leaves with his back legs and spinning around in circles but not actually pooping): Behold, the ancient dance of my people!

And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the ones where they cut off my head

When I get up, my dog steals my seat and when I’m ready to sit back down, I find another spot

Terrifying.

If you can hear this image, it's probably time to schedule your colonoscopy. If you can sing the whole song, it's also time to get your shingles vaccine.

I want to share something truly beautiful with you all...you are welcome.

I’m wearing jeans again but it’s ok, Minni got her walk

Using the Scooby Doo model, scientists were able to run all the way to the edge of the universe by being chased over an unchanging background until they finally saw through the illusion and just tore the mask off of everything we know

#writingcommunity 🖤✏️

Three weeks until my dad’s birthday #librariansuperpowers

I need a book club with people who actually read the same books I do.

My dog refuses to learn what casual Friday is. Every week she is crushingly disappointed when I put on jeans and go to work instead of taking her for a walk

My new book "I'll do it after a wee coffee, and other procrastinations" will be out next week.

chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day

You know what a difficult phrase is to type repeatedly Amateur sleuth Amatuer slueth Ameture sluth English is a stupid language

Oh to throw all of your things on the lawn but first to organize them thematically, in chronological order. Your struggles, your epihanies. Your biography is on the lawn, come pick this shit up

me, as a therapist: have you tried rocking back and forth in your Scooby jammies about it?

Eight weeks till Thanksgiving #librariansuperpowers

If I loved you in elementary school then I would just happen to bring some extra newspaper articles for a current events assignment in case you forgot yours as you did and still you married somebody else. I would again too, but platonically

There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU

They don't sell asps at the local apothecary like they used to.

Pseudo-blep

TIL my husband and I are from different generations

🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶 🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈 #FollowTheRainbow

Piper is trying to make a black hole on the bed She looks like one of those bowling balls in a mattress commercial

America is a funny place where the closest we’ve ever gotten to reparations is via police brutality lawsuit settlements

“🧸” -bear quote

“🎡” - fair quote

✅ wrote $17 check to HOA for stupid reason ✅ dropped off personal property tax checks ✅ downloaded pictures off photobucket from 2006-2008 Three things that have been weighing on me for weeks (or months) (or years) I’m feeling rather accomplished right now 💅 Don’t worry, it won’t last

My biggest problem with Barenaked Ladies is "I hope the Smoking Man's in this one" Dude I want a monster episode.