THEM: Touch grass. ME:

Are some people just *born* with more energy? Where does all that energy come from, energetic people? I try food, exercise, sleep...nothing. I still just want to do as little as possible to get through my day. I am sloth.

This is Poto. Please do not disturb her, she is busy is yearning. 12/10 (IG: bbo.ddo.poo)

Brandywine Battlefield and the Brandywine Museum of Art with Jamie Wyeth’s big pig

Them: I planted over a hundred bulbs today Me: Omg that’s ranunculus

when i miss my cats while at work

The library closed early due to severe thunderstorms in NoVa So I got to surprise Minni!

these hips don't lie but they do ache due to arthritis ✨✨

Put ministry psalm 69 inlay in mine and now it goes ding a ding dang a dangalong linglong

Happy Ides of March from the Commonwealth of Virginia. Sic Semper Tyrannis!

I put the cd insert for The Georgia Satellites in my spokes and now my fixie goes jing-a-ling-a-ling

Et tu, JD (I’m feeling optimistic)

2025 taxes are done! And we’re getting a refund, which is incredible because I was really expecting to owe because my husband didn’t get taxes taken out of his unemployment and also the general state of the world and my luck lately

Brittany, France early 20thc, women making 'picot bigouden' a form of intricate and complex crochet linking to Irish crochet #WomensArt

Yesterday’s nap was a group activity

Where’s Keanu Reeves? Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger? Where are all the other fill-in-blank action stars who should be rushing to stop our fated destruction? There’s a bomb on the goddamn bus

I wrote a thing, which includes the phrase "[...]supporting and borrowing from your local library is both cool AND sexy" which of course means you should go read it right now, because you are also both cool AND sexy

Carve “he was cheap, hot, and cheesy – like a supermarket pizza” on my slate gravestone. Put one of those skulls with wings dealios at the top

I’m celebrating St. Pieds of March day by binge-drinking green beer and stabbing someone in the back with a slide rule

The cats are acting oddly today

ME: i just found out the Thompson Twins weren’t even related! and there was actually three of them! MRS: don’t you dare say it ME: can you…hold me now

Weather is weird

I am short. My bed is tall. On a good day, it’s a bit of a shitshow getting in. Tonight my hip is acting up and I was trying to logic my way up using my non-dominant, non-achy leg and got myself stuck halfway Cricket saw her opportunity, jumped onto my back and had herself a little sit down

Hay fever is just your immune system being a drama queen

Yesterday was 80 degrees F Today ❄️🌨️☃️

What's My JND? 0.0058 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

why did we even domesticate peeves

We all have the same 24 hours in a day, unless you’re chronically ill or disabled, struggle with addictions, mental illness, live in poverty, violence, war and climate crisis.

Great, our stupidity has infected Canada

It never fails, 35 minutes into my online therapy BOOM Cat butt on camera Cricket has an internal exhibition timer that must be obeyed

Charlie's Angles A show about the 3 triangles, acute, obtuse, & equilateral, & their sexy spy lives. They get their missions from their boss, Pythagoras.

I am a full fledged adult and my dog made me go to bed at 9:45pm. If anyone had told teenage me this was going to be my future I probably would’ve had more exciting fun in my youth.

I just realized I should definitely have written a reply that said I don’t have a horse, of course, of course And I am not storing a horse, of course Much less a course of liquid horse For rebooting Mr. Ed

No AI, I don’t want you to summarize everything. I want to read things and think about them with my own brain.

if i worked at the internet company i would just flip the switch from evil to good. then everything would be nice again.

Charlie Brown got a pillowcase full of rocks and a long memory

When Mr T said “Drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.” I felt that.

Just tried to look up a definition by tapping on the word in a physical book.

I love the show, but 300+ businesses have moved in next door to Bob's Burgers? that space is *cursed*

I hope women are at the spa and getting the most expensive mani pedi today, I hope women are at the range practicing their kill shot today and women are fighting for our trans sisters. I hope women are slow dancing to their favorite love song while thinking only of themselves. I hope women feel love

I hope there are women getting safe abortions today. and women are filing for divorce today. I hope women taking their daughters to self defense classes, and having lunch afterward at a woman owned restaurant. I hope women are having so many orgasms today they can’t get out of bed and don’t have to

Nine Goblins by T. Kingfisher Goblins aren’t particularly cozy but add a teddy bear and a kitten and a misplaced goblin war unit and you still end up with a fun cozy fantasy 🔮🔮🔮🔮

ME: sorry, it’s not time for your breakfast DOG: time is a human construct, don’t drag me into your bipedal conspiracy theories, i mean what even is a clock ME: here are two bones to tide you over DOG: counting also isn’t real ME: DOG: ME: DOG: okay, i’ll take 14

just threw my Apple Watch across the room when it told me it was time to stand, in honor of every woman who has been told it was time to do anything, ever, by anyone

Librarian: “The book you reserved about clocks is in.” Me: “It’s about time!”

Happy international women’s day to everyone who supports intersectional feminism.

things were wild before the ADA

One last amaryllis bloom, significantly smaller than the other three

Anxiety AND Depression? In this economy?