the universe is on the side of justice. in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️

shout out to being asleep™️ being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]

In my free time I enjoy finding weeping willow trees and complimenting them to cheer them up

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork. (Ok, it’s not me,me, but it is my avi…)

she died doing what she loved: trying to pet something that she shouldn’t

“I can’t remember her last name. Her first name is Deanna. She writes about South Carolina. Non-fiction” pointing repeatedly towards the non-fiction section Dorothea Benton Frank. Who writes romance fiction about SC. Housed on the other side of the library

22 days till Valentine’s Day. Are you prepared to commercialize your love? #librariansuperpowers

Calculating my age by the number of joints demanded something be done about this weather, posthaste

Who knew Chad Michael Murray wrote a book?

How many heads does it take to replace a headstone? This isn’t a joke, it’s what I woke up thinking …

[animal magic class] Lizard (instructor): ..and that's how you make a quarter disappear! Snail (student): I don't have hands.

So far my goal of reading 2,026 books in 2026 is going absolutely terrible, I don’t know what the heck I was thinking

*Opening my curtains to find a massive pile of soil has been dumped on my driveway* What the…oh no. *checks browser history* FUCK. I accidentally applied for a loam!

I get more consent to touch someone's phone or laptop to help them with tech issues than anyone has ever asked of me to touch my butt

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

De-ICE the Nation Pass it on.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers Ani DiFranco Joan Jett Sleater-Kinney Dresden Dolls Dance Hall Crashers

Got my x-ray results back quickly Mild bilateral osteoarthritis in hips Mild listhesis of L3 on L4 (one vertebrae out of alignment but within normal limits) In my not-very-medical opinion, neither thing is causing my hip pain, they’re just me getting old stuff The search continues

I need all of the good energy from my followers and moots and basically anyone willing to share even a calorie! I have applied for my dream job (maybe even dreamier than the one for which I was in the running but ultimately did *not* get back in October) managing a year-round farmers market! Pray.

but just think of all the mining we'll be able to get done when we're no longer distracted by the sounds of those canaries

Saw the doctor today, x-rays tomorrow. Currently working with light stretching and Voltaren gel but no good idea of what’s happening Mostly I want to be able to sleep through the night and scooch around while horizontal without extreme pain

filling my weekly pill organizer with pugs

"Anxiety will probably kill me before any of the wild things I am anxious about do" except it's 2026 and I live in the US

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: everything, actually, if you think about it

someone pls go on a walk for me but send me the health benefits

Brigands and Breadknives by @travisbaldree.bsky.social Cozy fantasy (but a little less cozy than the first two) Fern, the rattkin, is one of my favorite characters (and the source of the curses below). Zyll, the literal chaos goblin, is a close second Highly recommend

Assbadgers and fuckbuttons That is all

See?

Everyone else is in a much lighter mood than I am today, apparently, lol

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🐰<

HOW DARE THE PUBLIC BE AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY?!?! - public library patrons and staff, sometimes

Brain no longer operational for getting from one place to another

Spring, summer and autumn are the party seasons for trees but winter is when you really get to know them as people.

I finally decided the pain is bad enough to contact my doctor They’re closed today for MLK

Link to their pattern here www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

I've actually been to the desert on a horse with THREE names: "Filly Michael Thomas." The original owner was a huge Miami Vice fan.

Two women (80s?) are walking along the tideline, talking about the books they loved as children. One says: "I kept all mine. Did you?" The other says: "I didn't, but I wish I had. I think I'd still be rereading them today!" (4)

2,300 years since Archimedes, and Gary fails to account for the displacement caused by adding one extra olive to his martini.

Arthritis, bursitis, tendinitis or age Whatever it is, my hips want to rage Lying flat, no. Sitting up, no. Even standing is iffy Tried NSAIDs? Yep. Tried moist heat? Yep. More advice would be spiffy My hamstrings are so tight they might just go SNAP And all of this is affecting my afternoon nap

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol

It’s winter. Why are we having an ant invasion?

A little bit of good news

I took a 5 hour nap

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Jan 12 ‘74 and I’m trying everything to beat the post-holiday blues. Christmas toys have lost their novelty, and 3rd grade is back to its drudgery, broken only by weekly viewings of The Electric Company on the rolled-in TV. When Essex sang “where do we go from here” I felt it in my small bones #AT40

I need some impersonal protective equipment. My lab coat just asked me how old I was when I kissed a girl for the first time.

Two sides of #caturday with Cricket

Ruin a band by changing one letter: 6-7 !!!