ROSES ARE RED VIOLENCE IS RED EVERYTHING IS RED AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?

roses are red colonialism is theft

Grace is a hero. Nobody has moved on. Her intifada speech in NSW will live forever

They talk and act exactly like Nazis in pursuit of the exact same objectives as Nazis using the exact same tactics and rationales as Nazis but it would be wrong to call them Nazis until they grow the little mustache.

“To be fair…” No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!

Gets me right in the feels, this does Plus even though I’m literally watching the guys hold the puppets my brain simply defaults to believing Crow and Servo are talking It’s magic

Valentine's Day is a fine time for love. It's also a fine time to sharpen your swords, disappear into the enchanted forest, and look for treasure in the mossy tombs of the old ones. Nothing says love like a dangerous adventure done together.

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who is pretty sure that they’re fundamentally unlovable. 💘💝💞

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Unforgettable ✨ #NatalieCole #NatKingCole

Released #OTD in 1986 #filmsky #grindhouse This was Lee Marvin's final film before his death on August 29, 1987, at the age of 63. Charles Bronson was originally supposed to play Colonel Nick Alexander. Robert Forster named Menahem Golan as one of the best directors he worked with

happy valentine’s day

Sarah VAUGHAN...

I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.

You Don't Have To Say You Love Me 🌹 #DustySpringfield

Mr. Brightside (2003)

This seems half cool, half “we have invented the cursed red shoes from the famous cautionary tale The Red Shoes”

You complete me! ~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow

Tech bros and oligarchs be like: “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I CHEATED ON MY WIFE AND SHAT MY PANTS TO GET TO WHERE I AM TODAY!!!!!! ALL I NEEDED WAS A $500 MILLION LOAN FROM IBM TO BECOME A ENTREPRENEUR!!!! I AM THE MONEY AND SO CAN YOU! I FUCKING LOVE CO2!!!!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!”

It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m unloveable, but just think of the money I’m saving

There’s nothing left to say except I love you, WD-40

recently, my best, juiciest, and certainly my most faithful lover has been my morning naval orange

Why, Valentine, what braggadism is this?

one must imagine sisyphus continuing to think rocks are really cool

“I’m cooked…”

you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom

[Enter Valentine.]

frog disc.

your wurlitzer bro. it's playing a song that has yet to be written about a time that will never come bro. its sad haunting beauty is making mockery of the trivial dramas and petty jealousies with which we fill our meaningless days. it's freaking me the fuck out bro.

When I Fall in Love 💌 #NatKingCole

My yoghurt is a disappointing consistency.

My valentine? A big disgusting bug i found beneath a log

Jealous

Stuck In The Middle With You 🔪 #StealersWheel

I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety

round and round, the thoughts they go, when will they stop, nobody knows

not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing

If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.

I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"

hey neighbor

At age 15 they were children.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Ah, we’re just going to keep rebranding body purity eugenics, eh?

can AI write this: 8===D~~~~