Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in Escape from New York (1981).

i just found out about this event but I am INTRIGUED. this is going to end poorly for *someone*

there’s something wrong if there’s nothing wrong with me

the media: SOMETHINGS HAPPENING america:

40 years ago...

well done william

(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay 🙉 #OtisRedding

Stardew Valley made me think there would be more giant communal stews in my life

Cheek to Cheek 🥰 #FredAstaire

JUDY GARLAND

My jokes are doing so bad that I might start a podcast

Tucows' Winamp Skins of the Day (2000)

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

Haywain - Open

i am trusting that everyone has said what needs to be said about evil already so im just gonna say i bet this website will be very secure and user friendly

wow don jr is really pissed

Liz McHodge, 68, says she “cannot complain” about the current state of her life, but having nothing to complain about is reportedly filling her with dread for whatever terrible thing must be on the horizon.

Today I’ve leaned more than I wanted to about both Tom and Tim.

Everyone will be glad to hear that the starship launch was an immediate failure

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Barefoot in the suggested one splash of water on my philosophy concrete. If this is my only contribution to philosophy it's still influential thought and even if it's not and I stomp my feet mad I'm so happy

Apparently the local Coles parking lot on a Saturday night is THE place to be. It sounds like a crowded restaurant. Does this make me “hip” now?

She arrived fully dressed and ready! But it’s next week. So Dad took her to Maccas for a milkshake instead.

Mum is getting ready to go to a birthday party today, and so far she has lost her boob (prosthetic) and Alfred (dog) has stolen her underpants. He will not give them back.

"Can you be serious for a moment?" First of all, absolutely not.

Thriller (1983)

What’s the difference between Don Jr. and golf? Donald loves golf.

"Islands in the Stream" is a song written by the #BeeGees and recorded by American #countryMusic artists #KennyRogers and #DollyParton. It was released in August 1983 as the first single from Rogers's fifteenth studio album #EyesThatSeeInTheDark. The Bee Gees released a live version in 1998.

... *nibble* ...

Total Recall (1990) Director: Paul Verhoeven

The Last Judgment - Central

The natural expression on my face is that of someone holding door open for people still blocks away like inventing thanks fire

Francisco de Goya - The Colossus

Temptation of St Anthony

One day remains

When will you dope seamen ever learn the tar wisdom

they canceled Colbert because he showed us the truth, that skibidi biden is real and is barely being contained

I would try for a wish thinking that I had been clever and worded it properly so it couldn't backfire on me only to be entirely wrong and have it destroy my life in a way I didn't predict

Due to personal reasons. No

Bad fonts make my soul cry

I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font