Lower ratings than Notre Dame-Syracuse, a game that was 21-0 within five minutes

Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."

I tend to think it takes a lot of things to topple a nation and you cannot pin it on just any one event, but historians are going to put a very bright red pin on Citizens United when they look back at the end of the American Empire

Donald Trump is so easily graspable that it befuddles the mind. You want to stare at him because he simply *cannot* be exactly what he seems to be, and the longer you stare, the more horrifying and alien that irreducible simplicity becomes. Surely it can't just be "orange man bad." But it is! He is!

Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster

Perfect Strangers theme also works for this

One of the loopiest Buck and Aikman performances of all time

Literally policing women’s bodies

well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

Seems like bad news for anesthesiologists

Same way I found out about Epstein

2025 postseason: into the transfer portal

OUTRAGEOUS garment here

why the fuck would anyone go back to twitter at this point lmfao. genuinely what do you imagine is on there that would benefit anyone in any way? sorry your table is getting lonely over there, maybe invite the AI that Elon is constantly personally reprogramming to be more racist?

sure yeah why not, I give it about even odds she drops out before the first primary doesn't really matter what kind of campaign she runs; that she lost to Trump last time, no matter how much of that cake was pre-baked, will disqualify her for the vast majority of primary voters

perhaps we should understand donald trump as the physical embodiment of a larger metaphysical force - history, the dialectic, the stupidest timeline, what have you - designed to ruthlessly exploit the most obvious flaws in our constitution & our society & thus force us to address glaring defects

Yeah so Moore is: 1. No longer EiC of Christianity Today (he's Editor-at-Large now). 2. Has been publicly and *prominently* critical of Trump since his 2016. In fact, Trump personally attacked Moore online back then because of the criticism. It was a Whole Thing that became several other Things.

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow. Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.

Not a surprise obviously but man I was really hoping he'd work out here, seems like such a good kid with great flashes of talent. Wish him the best.

Your loved one’s open heart surgeon is inexperienced and unqualified. Is that a good thing?

Ok so he just doesn’t like sports at all got it

I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him

this is not correct. people talk about it this way because it's more fun. It makes everyone feel like they're in on a secret together. This is how language is used for social bonding. Please stop being contemptuous of how other people do things.

You have got to be kidding me

it’s interesting to see so many MAGA folks acting shocked at Trump’s statement, which is basically the same as every Trump statement I’ve ever seen

This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.

The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.

guys is it happening?? www.mediaite.com/politics/two...

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

If Miss Piggy and Jon Hamm got married would she keep her stage name or change it to Mrs. Hamm

You really can tell when people have stopped engaging with pop culture and are exclusively learning about it through metatextual resources, none of which are good

I’d like to start the day somewhere else like maybe a different dimension

NOT GOOD 🫠 ‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location. “We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’

When they destroyed our Mary figure in our anti-ICE #nativity, I bet they didn’t think that we would make it MORE powerful! Honestly, if you tear something down that you don’t like, you’re pretty much never the good guy. That goes for nativities and the entire county, btw. #DHS, take note.

anyway I’m gonna go cry for a bit

broooo they released his name and face

mad max forever. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...

Terrifying day of violence. Let’s find peace tomorrow?

This entire weekend

The Bezos Post: "Free markets, personal liberties, and suck it up and accept rapid inflation while the billionaire class gets even richer."

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

Happy Hanukkah everyone!

All In The Family Spinal Tap A Few Good Men When Harry Met Sally Princess Bride Stand By Me That’s just the start… And without Castle Rock (Rob’s company) you wouldn’t have Seinfeld among many other iconic tv shows and films.