NEWS Jimmy Kimmel’s return episode was watched by 6.3 million viewers on broadcast TV. These numbers are triple his normal viewership, and it’s important to note 23% of households didn’t have access to show due to preemption by Sinclair/Nexstar. Monologue was viewed over 25 million times online.

the FBI is refusing to say whether the people who were killed today at an ICE facility in Dallas were detainees, but they are confirming that no law enforcement officials were injured 🤔

Honest question - does Kash Patel know about court?

Omg I forgot I can post videos here now (w/ @kennieadventure.bsky.social)

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

I definitely think Sinclair and Nexstar made this return an even bigger deal by trying to limit access. They make Trump look even weaker — and their decision more brazenly political.

I've never been big on Kimmel but I loved watching Conan O'Brien so I was obviously pissed for him during that whole Tonight Show mess. I gained a new level of appreciation for him when he tore Jay Leno a new hole on his own show relentlessly and left him squirming in this clip

I'm waiting for the "I've decided to embrace my Aryan heritage" announcement.

Donald Trump was raised Presbyterian and now calls himself a non-denominational Christian. There's plenty of reasons to slander the Catholic church but Pope Francis all but said don't vote for the Orange Turd.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

In absolutely horrible news I learned this morning that Hany was killed in an air strike- he was driving people from the North to the South when it happened. This is one of the last messages he sent me 💔 He leaves behind 8 kids, he was only 48 and he was very kind.

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

just fucking imagine saying this right now

So much of our society is built atop certain bedrock symbioses that many assumed wouldn't be questioned because they were mutually beneficial to both parties, only for one party to reveal it would rather rule over the ashes if it meant it never had to deal with anybody other than a chosen few.

Let me know if you are expecting to get raptured so I can feed your cats.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

The regime has been overextending itself for a while, now. But now that it has openly DEMONSTRATED that weakness, I think we are going to be seeing a lot of folks suddenly growing a spine

google has been trying for months to build a new data center not far from my house. tonight was the final city council meeting and they officially withdrew their proposal! the data center isn’t moving forward! public outrage works!!!

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

yeah gimme the trumps extra crispy, all drums, and blazin', for the cayenne

I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable

This is horrific and feels like it should be a bigger deal. Business Insider reports that people who have worked at xAI have seen Grok create images and written material with child sex abuse material. www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-gr...

do clothes get left behind

Drill baby drill.

The goal of democrats should be to attack Donald Trump and the GOP until they're less popular than chlamydia

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

Imagining trying to explain this sentence to myself 10 years ago.

This administration doesn't want you to think so, but they lose constantly. Especially when people stand up to their bullying. They are not inevitable, they actually suck at this.

We keep to the old ways here

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

FINAL: SACK CITY ON MNF.

The Detroit Lions improve to 12-2 in primetime games under head coach Dan Campbell. H/T LionsPR

Next week at Arrowhead: Ravens (1-2) vs. Chiefs (1-2) Just like we all predicted.

think everyone who only got into the NFL in the last two or three years have to understand just how insane it is that the detroit lions can beat anyone's ass in a given week

"He's got big onions. I mean, this is a bold move." Troy Aikman on Dan Campbell, just before the Lions picked up a first down on a fourth-and-2 against the Ravens.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

This Goff throw 🤌🏼

Love the decision, love the playcall, love the throw. Dan Campbell forever.

Dan. Freaking. Campbell.

Dan Campbell is a bad bad bad bad man

FUCK YEAH GO LIONS

Love a good bowling celly, S/O to Tyleik Williams

Derrick Henry having fumble problems is like how the Death Star was taken out by an exhaust port.

Derrick Henry nearly put himself on IR trying to slam his helmet on the bench

I’m sorry I’m so brain poisoned but I look at this picture and my first thought is like, that dude looks like he’s about the lead the Miami hurricanes onto the field

This is the 11th game in which both Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery have scored a touchdown. It’s the most in NFL history by a RB duo. H/T LionsPR