📍Jack Trice Stadium @therealjoro.bsky.social wish u were here ❤️

My headcanon that the Heisman House is in Fansville has been all but confirmed

THE DUCK HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS "THIS PLACE MAKES SCRANTON LOOK LIKE VEGAS" BALL KNOWER, OREGON BY A MILLION

So is his shirt going to come off every show now?

when an SEC game cuts to shots of the crowd:

📍Ames, IA 🔜

In less than 24 hours I will be back in the fatherland (SE Iowa) and could not be more excited

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like: -masked secret police kidnapping people off the street -creating concentration camps -attempting to eradicate trans people -banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books -murdering fishermen in open waters

Frog came into the house. “Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers. “Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad.

I’m something of a hyphen man, myself

wait did gundy get raptured

We did it, guys. We cured autism. 👍🏻

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

As someone who, in middle age, increasingly finds myself reaching for a word that I can't quite remember, I understand why at 79 he could't quite come up with "rubella" but also maybe don't just riff on vaccine schedules on live TV based off vibes?

caleb having the best game of his career against matt eberflus is delicious. thank you caleb, thank you eberflus

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Big Ten West football at its best

Good lord the Bears just Bearsed as hard as it is possible to Bears.

Lmao flea flicker. Of course.

Oh damn, Iowa State’s game next week vs Arizona is a white-out? Darn, guess I need to buy some white ISU gear before Saturday.

I can’t believe/am happy I stayed up for that bullshit last night.

Good hanging with y’all tonight. Better games are ahead (I hope). Go Green 🫡

… ok

Is it just me or has RG3 been calling USC “UofC” all night?

Really impressed with how MSU fought tonight despite how awful this game could’ve gone after losing Hall, Martinez, Dunnigan, & Matthews. USC could be a special team if they clean up the penalties. Really important stretch of the season coming up for MSU. Gotta fight like hell to get 3 more Ws.

Outta Pocket is a fitting podcast name since it reflects some of his commentary tonight as well.

Going for it on 4th down there was the right call, but it really sucks that now the final score is going to be embarrassing and not at all indicative of how this game that nobody is watching in the middle of the night went. MSU showed real progress tonight

I legit think our best odds of winning comes from a TD here, chewing 5-6 minutes off the clock, getting the onside kick, and score again, and go for 2. Just don’t let USC’s offense get the ball again the rest of the game.

The former all-state saxophonist in me hates when athletes pretend to direct the marching band. They’re all so bad at it.

Ugh, that one hurts

Lincoln Riley tomfoolery, but the less-fun kind.

It appears we’re in this for the long haul, friends.

Big Ten Football ™️

WHAT A PLAYCALL. TOUCHDOWN MSU.

As a fellow member of the Bald Community I certainly understand this struggle

LINCOLN RILEY TOMFOOLERY AGAIN

I’M AWAKE NOW

Very good offensive possession. Unfortunately this defense is even worse than it was when they arrived in LA, and that was already a pretty low bar. Not a lot of faith.

MORE LINCOLN RILEY SHENANIGANS

Watching Frazier run in the second half

Literally every time there’s a flag RG3 chimes in “that’s gonna be a hold” and so far not a single hold has been called in this game. Just stellar color commentary.

Ryan Eckley is the best player on this team and the only other two that are somewhat close are Chiles and Marsh.

Can we just get out of LA with no more injuries and minimal bone-headed penalties please?

I don’t think RG3 knows what “brass tacks” means.

Alright, let’s see if this 3rd quarter can convince me to stay awake for the 4th.

We literally targeted each other 🤦🏼‍♂️ feels like it’s falling apart. Hope those guys are okay.